LION vs ICEMAN

[Aslan]

I have randomly drawn Family Bowl Lanes in Meridian, Mississippi and the date of Friday, May 29th. See everyone then!!!

O wait...I won't be going. Since the AVI Challenge is like EU soccer...the worst of the 5 players gets bumped down a level and another participant bumped up. : (

[MICHAEL]

6 lane Mom and Pop place here in Missouri! We did the synthetic thing, how about what REAL MEN/Women Bowl on WOOD!!
Hey I traveled 1400 miles on a motorcycle with my wife behind me. Plattsburg has that Old Small Town Appeal! Google the
town and take a look! Central location right in the middle of the USA. I know for SURE that, Jason, Gene, Chad, Mary, Joyce, and even
Pat Henderson would be present! It has the making of a HUGE EVENT!! YOUR THOUGHS, Mike, Rob, Aslan, Mud??

We would OWN the Lanes! No one else in the 6 lane pristine wood lanes. I bet I could even get some of them Farm Boys to join in!
It rents out for 65 bucks an our, which includes the whole alley, it would be ours!! I would consider even paying for the bowling, and renting the lanes myself!
but it we did share the cost, It would be VERY small considering how many would be bowling this Epic Event in Historic Plattsburg!

JUST THINK OF IT,,, The Establishment would be ALL OURS!!


IT WOULD BE HUGE!!! I would help with finding you out of town people inexpensive lodging! MUCH cheaper then Vegas!





MIGHT even have one of my famous Parties that night after the Bowl OFF!! Shooting Pool, Cook out,,, playing table Ice Hokey, darts, ect ect!!



You all come on DOWN, says Georgia,,,, I might even make you all some home made Ice Cream! hum,, hummmm!

[MICHAEL]

If you all agree,, to have the next one at Plattsburg!
I will take care of the bowling alley myself!!
NO COST TO YOU!

You will just need to find a way out here, and room and board for one night, or two! Depending on when you decided to leave.

Think about the fun, of visiting historic Plattsburg! Bring your golf clubs, they also have a beautiful Golf Course not far from the bowling alley!

Wood,,,, REAL Bowling like in the days of OLD,,, when MEN were MEN!!! Are YOU MEN enough to tackle the wood. We can vote on the oil pattern and Chris will put it down for us. We will select one of many different patterns!

[Aslan]

As of right now, my bowling career is in a bit of a holding pattern. I'm right on that borderline between pushing forward and trying to get better versus just giving up and realizing the sport just isn't for me.

BUT…it would be hard to turn down wood lanes since Aslan has done so well there.

[vdubtx]

BUT…it would be hard to turn down wood lanes since Aslan has done so well there.

This brings you to a whole new, third person level of doucheyness!

[MICHAEL]

As of right now, my bowling career is in a bit of a holding pattern. I'm right on that borderline between pushing forward and trying to get better versus just giving up and realizing the sport just isn't for me.

BUT…it would be hard to turn down wood lanes since Aslan has done so well there.

Let's hope that you don't cross that borderline into giving up the sacred sport of BOWLING! YOU are getting better,,, We all have seen the improvement,,, give it time... (not being gifted, it just takes longer, but you will reach the glorious destination you are seeking)!

I,,,, I,,, Time out,,,,, sorry,,,

Be a champion, not a quitter!!

When are we going to do this event on Wood!! If Rob, Mud, and Mike want to come cool!! I would love to have them! I know I have a group of locals that want to do this tornament also. We would have complete control of the alley, it will be OURS!!

But this is all about Aslan vs Iceman on Wood! I will have a trophy made for the winner, (at my expense also)! LOL
I will also have a much smaller trophy for the larger group champ!

[Aslan]

I totally don't get VDub's joke?????

Anyway, I'm not so sure I like this much discussion about Aslan, Iceman, and wood.

[fortheloveofbowling]

He said wood..... heh heh heh heh. Another visual i will have to work to get out of my mind. Great, thanks.

[MICHAEL]

Ok,,,,, maybe time to rest this thread, you take time off to find a woman! I really think most of your problems are do to lack of a meaningful relationship with someone special, even mudpuppy thinks your Hot,,, so you might try hitting San Francisco, ,,,,,nah!!!!!

Goodbye my friend,,,, It WOOD be great to hear form you now and then,,,, but we WOOD understand!


, Go find yourself Grasshopper, in the WOODs! The deep, dark, mysterious Woods! A Wood-pecker will surly give you the enlightenment you are searching for!



You are at the cross X roads,,,, Good luck!

[MICHAEL]

YOU have a arm injury! Find a Good Woman, maybe a NURSE, that loves to bowl! TAKE CARE! Want ICEMAN to sub for you on your leagues???