(Ya,,, Iceman teach that young punk to respect his elders!!! Do it for all us stinky old farts over 60!!! Do it Iceman!!)
Speak for youself Daryl, I don't even stink. and can still eat an apple!! Go get em ICEMAN For God, Country, and Mature Men Everywhere!
ICEMAN WILL dedicate this soon to be Victory to all you older men out there that Aslan has insulted!! Then we will see who really stinks,,, and I think that stink will not
be OLD MEN as he puts it, but rather his bowling, or lack there of!!
All you guys over 60 be THERE, and watch the lion go down in defeat!! I hope he doesn't pull the BAD OIL THING with ICE!!!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 09-07-2014 at 12:24 AM.
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I had a dream that all the stinky old men in the world were at the place of battle! Somehow, they all were there cheering on Iceman as their defender of dignity, and respect. In Aslans corner was just one individual dress in all black and red, large horns protruding from the top of his head, the essence of pure evil! YES THE DEVIL!
This battle will be between Michael the archangel, (me), and The devils own offspring, ASLAN! With God on my side how can I lose!
In the dream I actually save ASLAN's soul, by beating him on the lanes! The humbling experience brings this devils tool back to reality, and into the fold! The beating he gets, send the devil back to where the liglht don't shine, and opens a new area in LOVE, and KINDNESS toward older men and women!
God came to ICEMAN,,, He is using me as a tool to save this lost soul, and maybe the WORLD!
Aslan's buddy!!
Guess what Aslan,,, Satan is Much older then Iceman!! Do you think he stinks!!
SEPT 24th!!!! Good will triumph over pure evil!!
ICEMAN!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 09-07-2014 at 10:37 AM.
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Will someone please check I.D.'s. I think some twelve-year-olds have hijacked this thread!
Thats kind've an insult to 12 year olds.
The cat picture was rather humorous.
Rob, if you've ever been to a retirement home…this type of behavior shouldn't come as a surprise. Once the mind starts to go, you really can't blame Iceman for his ramblings. It's a miracle he can still drive much less ride a motorcycle…so I'm really happy for him and this trip. Hopefully the Depends hold out for the entire trip!!!
I say; "let Ice get it out of his system!" While he's surfing the internet for images…I'm working on my bowling game!! Remember, I don't have the "gift" so I gotta do it the hard way!
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Aslan: Please remember that Iceman is only 6 months older than I am. Watch the retirement home comments, please.
ARE YOU TALING ABOUT ME!!!
There are other threads where you can make your commits, if you think this is too immature for you, sophisticated guy!
Hey,,, I might not be as mature as you Rob, but ( I DON"T CARE )! I think your might be off on your 12 year old appraisal! I have been
tested and the results where fricken 15!!! Don't insult this thread coach!
Hey,,, we don't need you to set this thing up, I have Aslan!!!! Give him ONE of YOUR Best lessons , and then I will simple defeat him, and then the party will began!!! I was hoping also for a team thing with Mud, and Ice, against Lion man, and Mike!
come up with a format and lets get planning this thing!
Aslan,,, have you heard from Sam's Town! I have stayed there before, and it was fun! I had no issues, and had a great time..... Let's do the immature thing and just book it! Reserve the lanes! I have been called a lot of things in my life BUT NEVER, a hijacker, or immature, ,,, ,,well hijacker anyway!!
We don't need inside help, simple meeting, bowling, and having a great time running around the casino winning money!! I don't plan on spending much time in the room anyway,,,, I am going to PARTY,,,, and BOWL!!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 09-08-2014 at 07:34 AM.
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[QUOTE=RobLV1;115782]Aslan: Please remember that Iceman is only 6 months older than I am. Watch the retirement home comments, please.
The main difference between me and you Rob is you grew up! I never want to grow up, and still live in Never, Never land! Don't worry about Aslan,,, give him a couple dozen of your best coaching lessons, and I will defeat him!! When the chips are down, Iceman never loses. I have the gift!!![]()
Last edited by MICHAEL; 09-08-2014 at 12:37 AM.
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Seems Rob has a short fuse and not much of a sense of humor.
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