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[MICHAEL]

Yeah, word is in Olympus that BillF posted twice and won a ball so he stopped posting.

Well…until BillF starts posting as often as that Sara girl…which is only like 15 times a year…he's only an 'honorary God'…like the celebrities that get degrees from colleges they never went to.

I'm gonna pass both those clowns. All I gotta do is get them both in a thread together and Iceman will call him a liar and he'll call Iceman a 7th grader and they'll both disappear for 8 months. Giving me the perfect amount of time to hit 10,000 posts…which just as a hint to the site…I WILL expect some really super special signature or like a special icon or something. Something that makes everyone on the site jealous. So…start thinking now Administrator!

I am so ABOVE all this petty, ( who posts what, and how many, and TRYING TO WIN a ball stuff!) Most gather here to praise me! The ONE TRUE Bowlingboards.com God.

I do give favors to those that come up with the most original prayers! Just remember this bowlers, to want is many times more exciting then to HAVE! Wanting, and wishing, dreaming about that FREE BALL, is what truly brings happiness...

How do I know this,,, I am EVERYWHERE,,, and KNOW ALL now!

BillF made a deal with the devil!!!! So I hope he enjoys that free ball here on this plain.... his payback will be here sooner then he can even imagine! He won't be worrying about bowling balls, but rather his more personal ones when he has to pay the devil his due! Time is relative, and in reality only the moment is REAL! There is no such thing as lineal time.... Billf,,,, that ball might last a season,,, but your pay-back is for eternity!!! ENJOY...

( I will only be accepting bowling prayers, between 10pm to 12 am this week!) Any prayers before or after, will not be heard!!

[Mike White]

I am so ABOVE all this petty, ( who posts what, and how many, and TRYING TO WIN a ball stuff!) Most gather here to praise me! The ONE TRUE Bowlingboards.com God.

I do give favors to those that come up with the most original prayers! Just remember this bowlers, to want is many times more exciting then to HAVE! Wanting, and wishing, dreaming about that FREE BALL, is what truly brings happiness...

How do I know this,,, I am EVERYWHERE,,, and KNOW ALL now!

BillF made a deal with the devil!!!! So I hope he enjoys that free ball here on this plain.... his payback will be here sooner then he can even imagine! Time is relative, and in reality only the moment is REAL! There is no such thing as lineal time....

( I will only be accepting bowling prayers, between 10pm to 12 am this week!) Any prayers before or after, will not be heard!!

And this is why you won't see Iceman correcting anyone's grammar.

plain???

lineal???

[RobLV1]

OMG, I agree with MW! Iceman: Not only a total misunderstanding of the English language, but this "God" stuff is really out of control and needs to stop. You are making a mockery of this site that does, on occasion, help bowlers who are asking for it. This is the last time that I will waste my time by responding to your nonsense.

[Mike White]

OMG, I agree with MW! Iceman: Not only a total misunderstanding of the English language, but this "God" stuff is really out of control and needs to stop. You are making a mockery of this site that does, on occasion, help bowlers who are asking for it. This is the last time that I will waste my time by responding to your nonsense.

Ya kinda have to blame whoever it was that decided anyone with 5k or more posts would get the title Bowling God.

Do you blame the tree for burning? or the match that lit the fire?

[Mike White]

OMG, I agree with MW!

You're WRONG.... oh wait....

Sorry, that was just habit.

[vdubtx]

OMG, I agree with MW! Iceman: Not only a total misunderstanding of the English language, but this "God" stuff is really out of control and needs to stop. You are making a mockery of this site that does, on occasion, help bowlers who are asking for it. This is the last time that I will waste my time by responding to your nonsense.

And as usual Rob displays that he has no sense of humor. Don't like to read his posts, don't read them. Plenty of other opportunities for you to help out bowlers.

Now that he is "back", maybe temporally(spelled wrong on purpose), at least there are more posts coming in. Sight(yes again ) has been slow for awhile.

[MICHAEL]

OMG, I agree with MW! Iceman: Not only a total misunderstanding of the English language, but this "God" stuff is really out of control and needs to stop. You are making a mockery of this site that does, on occasion, help bowlers who are asking for it. This is the last time that I will waste my time by responding to your nonsense.

Rob, You are SO FRICKEN serious, I bet your a blast to live with,,, ( O wait, I know that, I am a BoWlIng GOD)! (Their), lol,, is room on this site for SERIOUS STUFF, and FUN! That's why this is under everything talk!

Don't visit, threads that are labeled Everything talk,,, LOL,,, Wow your a TRIP!!!!!

I am sorry Rob,,, I have been gone for a while, and I didn't know you were running the Show NOW..... Maybe I should Kiss your numerous 300 and 800 rings, and bow out gracefully!

Help and having fun is ok ROB!! What part of that don't you seem comfortable with????

No one asked you to READ, or even Visit this thread.....


PEACE!

[Tony]

Ya kinda have to blame whoever it was that decided anyone with 5k or more posts would get the title Bowling God.

Do you blame the tree for burning? or the match that lit the fire?

He who gave that title, can take it away and probably should consider doing that.

I still maintain his absence, and subsequent reappearance not to mention the delusional behavior, are most likely due to wandering off from the Alzheimer's wing of the nursing home.

[Tony]

And this is why you won't see Iceman correcting anyone's grammar.

plain???

lineal???

Yes, a grammar god, He is not. Also punctuation seems a little less than god like, and where's the Hebrew, or quotes from Philippians's or Paul, certainly Paul has some quotable lines.

Remember this: Whoever sows sparingly will also reap sparingly, and whoever sows generously will also reap generously. Paul the Apostle

That's certainly a biblical bowling quote if I've ever seen one !

[MICHAEL]

Yes, a grammar god, He is not. Also punctuation seems a little less than god like, and where's the Hebrew, or quotes from Philippians's or Paul, certainly Paul has some quotable lines.

Remember this: Whoever sows sparingly will also reap sparingly, and whoever sows generously will also reap generously. Paul the Apostle

That's certainly a biblical bowling quote if I've ever seen one !

O,,, damn,,, I didn't know this was a bowling/grammer site??? LOL,,, Believe me tony, I seed quit often, and with great vigor!
I have a garden in my back yard.. LOL

Great quote, but what in the heck does it have to do with bowling??? I,,,,,, just don't ,,,,get it?

Another good quote, Judge not,,,,,, yet,,, ye,,, be judged!

If this is a waste of you time to read my godly thoughts, then please don't visit. I doubt you in your heart of HEARTS have the power not to read my thoughts and observations on any subject I might cover UNDER EVERYTHING TALK! LOL