Real Men Bowl on Wood, World Championship ICEMAN OPEN

[Perrin]

THis sounds like it would be alot of fun.

about a 6 hour drive for me to get there. Do-able
The week of the missus' birthday. MUCH less likely to happen.

I'll keep it in mind and see what I can do.

[angel]

Angle,,, why not get married on the wood lanes right here in Plattsburg Missouri!! THINK OF HOW COOL THAT WOULD BE, with all your bowlingboard.com friends present! Besides Iceman loves Wedding Cakes!!! A marriage on Wood,,,,, Wood last for ever!!!

That Wood be nice but as things stand right now it just can not happen that soon
but if things change between now and then well maybe........... but thanks for the
great suggestion of doing it on the lanes.

Have a good day,
Angel

[Jaescrub]

I'm at work kinda taking a brake and board to no end. So I start reading this post I have skipped past it due to how Ice man is crazy and aslan and him talking S back and forth gets old but really this is funny as hell. I going come up and at least watch I'm not a good bowler but some beers and bowling would be fun

[MICHAEL]

I'm at work kinda taking a brake and board to no end. So I start reading this post I have skipped past it due to how Ice man is crazy and aslan and him talking S back and forth gets old but really this is funny as hell. I going come up and at least watch I'm not a good bowler but some beers and bowling would be fun

ITs 8 months off! I HAVE ALREADY RESERVED it for our Bowlingboard.com Real Men Bowl on Wood tournament In Small Towns

Jaescurb, you have to bowl!! ICEMAN is paying for the whole ball of wax! All you have to do is come up and roll your balls! Since your going to be here, why not bowl? YOU might get LUCKY!!!

I will have prizes,,, Trophies,,,, nothing monetary! ITS 8 months off, so lots of time to make plans, and get your game in order!

this tournament will be for the glory of the WIN!! TOP DOG, on bowlingboard.com. You must be a member, and only furnish your transportation, and lodging while in Plattsburg Missouri. Lodging should not be hard to find, and is cheap in the Midwest!



TOP DOG!!

[MICHAEL]

You guys post way too much. I traveled last week again and had limited internet access. So I am going to do the best I can to consolidate my post into a series of relevant and ludicrous questions:

1. Iceman please send me a specification sheet on what bowling media this tournament will be played on - not sure if it is wood or synthetic or semi-synthetic or AstroTurf or maybe Wimbledon style real grass
2. You know I'm in - do we ride in around the KC area before or after the tourney?
3. Can I bring a personal assistant who is scantily clad that will keep score for me and distract the opponents by harassing them in an inappropriate manner?
4. Can we just pass around the donation plate now and fund Aslan coming to KC? Let's just be real. The dude's got issues. Let's help a brother out.
5. Did I ask is this on wood or some other type of lane? I wasn't sure reading all these posts or the title?
6. Is Iceman going to bowl another 300 on 13JUN2015?
7. Will there be alcohol available or is it BYOB?
8. Is this event catered? Or do they have a restaurant in the alley or can we call domino's for delivery?
9. If I qualify with another 666 do we have to sacrifice a goat?
10. Can I have a theme song for everytime I go up to bowl such as eryday I'm hustling? Or even something cool.

LOL,,,, The most important question about the Beer. YES WE can bring anything we want ourselves,,, Its going to be just like we own the place!
Food, Drinks, mixed drinks anything goes ( with the exception of any kind of drugs) (

On my Thursday night league, many of the guys bring their own beer, or mixed drinks, They even have a Icebox and microwave we will have access to. Food we can figure that out, they do have a pizza hut around the corner.

I ask Aslan if he wanted us to take up a collection, but he said that he was too proud to accept money, but if he starts his walk across the Midwest in March, he would get here two days before the Real men bowl on WOOD, small town bowlingboards tournament!

I say ride your FRICKEN BIKE like ICE did!!! I did it his age on a 1984 1000cc Ninja, with a belly dance on the back leaning into me all the way, 1800 miles from Kansas City to Southern CA!

If you do another 666, we just might have to dial 911!!! Are you the beast,,,, do we need a Catholic Priest, with holy water present????

Will Rob be present at this one??? (( you do know he use to be a Catholic Priest, until he fell in love with bowling, and left the church to spread the word of bowling, and teachings of bowling.

When you bowled that 666, I knew you were in trouble! Did you notice that Bible in Robs rear left pocket???? Did you see that small bottle of what looked like vodka in his other pocket,,, it was Holy Water.

I didn't want to bring this up,,, but after that hot 666, I notice Rob puling out the Holy Water and pouring a small amount into each of you balls three holes before the finals!!! YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY!!!

Anyway, its gong to be big,,, We can handle comfortably maybe 60 bowlers at max!!

8 months,,,, plenty of time to start making plans, and getting your vacation days set up!

I hope Mike White makes it!!! Just fly in for one day if you like...... I have been getting Privite messages from Aslan saying" HE HAS YOUR number on WOOD. Even Rob sent me a private message saying his life will not be complete until he shows bowlingboard.com that he is the Pope of wood lanes, and that we can drop to our knees and kiss his RING!!

We shall see who on Bowlingboard.com is Crowned TOP DOG!!

Talk is talk,,, imaginary scores some bowlers create to inflate their self esteem in one thing! THIS WILL settle it ONCE and for ALL!!!

[Jaescrub]

ITs 8 months off! I HAVE ALREADY RESERVED it for our Bowlingboard.com Real Men Bowl on Wood tournament In Small Towns

Jaescurb, you have to bowl!! ICEMAN is paying for the whole ball of wax! All you have to do is come up and roll your balls! Since your going to be here, why not bowl? YOU might get LUCKY!!!

I will have prizes,,, Trophies,,,, nothing monetary! ITS 8 months off, so lots of time to make plans, and get your game in order!

this tournament will be for the glory of the WIN!! TOP DOG, on bowlingboard.com. You must be a member, and only furnish your transportation, and lodging while in Plattsburg Missouri. Lodging should not be hard to find, and is cheap in the Midwest!



TOP DOG!!

I don't know about bowling but I do know its cheap I live in Tulsa if you forgot it's just a hop skip and a jump away from you

[bubba809]

Talk is talk,,, imaginary scores some bowlers create to inflate their self esteem in one thing! THIS WILL settle it ONCE and for ALL!!!

....and WHO is doing this???

[MICHAEL]

....and WHO is doing this???

ANY one THAT WANTS ,,,, this is the internet,, we have caught some big Dogs on here before, EVEN a God!! (

[bubba809]

You guys post way too much. I traveled last week again and had limited internet access. So I am going to do the best I can to consolidate my post into a series of relevant and ludicrous questions:

1. Iceman please send me a specification sheet on what bowling media this tournament will be played on - not sure if it is wood or synthetic or semi-synthetic or AstroTurf or maybe Wimbledon style real grass
2. You know I'm in - do we ride in around the KC area before or after the tourney?
3. Can I bring a personal assistant who is scantily clad that will keep score for me and distract the opponents by harassing them in an inappropriate manner?
4. Can we just pass around the donation plate now and fund Aslan coming to KC? Let's just be real. The dude's got issues. Let's help a brother out.
5. Did I ask is this on wood or some other type of lane? I wasn't sure reading all these posts or the title?
6. Is Iceman going to bowl another 300 on 13JUN2015?
7. Will there be alcohol available or is it BYOB?
8. Is this event catered? Or do they have a restaurant in the alley or can we call domino's for delivery?
9. If I qualify with another 666 do we have to sacrifice a goat?
10. Can I have a theme song for everytime I go up to bowl such as eryday I'm hustling? Or even something cool.

Wow, is Aslan like the whipping boy on this site?? I'm really really gonna try to be there for this (even though his odds of being there are 82.5%)! If the whipping boy shows, I KNOW I'll be there!!

[MICHAEL]

Wow, is Aslan like the whipping boy on this site?? I'm really really gonna try to be there for this (even though his odds of being there are 82.5%)! If the whipping boy shows, I KNOW I'll be there!!

NO ASLAN is not the whipping man! He has a pretty impressive record on WOOD LANES, and this is wood at its finest! Vintage 1957, when wood was really wood! Not the synthetic crud that's out there today!

When the chips are down on wood, he seems to rise to the occasion! Most of us that will be doing battle with him, are shacking in our bowling shoes as to which Aslan will show up.... the synthetic one, or THE WOOD WORKER!!