Originally Posted by Aslan
I DARE you COMPARE yourself to ME!! (with fire, thunder, and lightning going ape sh$t in the background)
I am the ONE TURE BOWLING GOD!!
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
Not only Georgia's Home Made Ice-cream, Hummmmm, hum!,, but all of the below while you visit small town Bowling Plattsburg Missouri!!
http://www.plattsburgmo.com/Visitors/Thingstodo.htm
Picture yourself, surrounded by all the HISTORY, and historic places!
JUNE 13th... Real MEN/WOMEN bowl Wood in Small town USA!!
check out the COOL historic homes in the area, by clicking the icon above!! Worth the trip just to see homes, built with old school craftsmanship!!!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 11-20-2014 at 02:03 PM.
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
GREAT!! Should be FUN!! As we get closer to the date, we will see how many are actually coming, its a ways off, but will be here before you can wink an eye!!!I didn't get to make Vegas but I would have been there if it had been possible
at the time. It really makes no difference to me how many is there or what the
lane conditions are just as long as I'm invited there to bowl with bowling's best
because I've already bowled with the rest now it's time to take on the best. LOL!!!
The best part of it all is I'd get to see a bowling God in real life now how cool is that.
The main ingredient is it will be FUN! I will also be preforming miracles, and maybe even giving my blessings to the masses!
ICEMAN is now a GOD, but still the same humble part human, part god person he has always been! POWER has not corrupted me!! Devil be gone!!!!
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
Now you've done it, Town Square is where I bowled my 300 game.When you reach down and run you hand across the wood, you can FEEL THE ENERGY, almost like a static shock, but not due to the lanes being dry, but rather electrified, waiting all these years for its King Arthur to come Release its First sanctioned 300!!
This could be you Aslan, maybe even Mikey, or Muddpuppy! I doubt Rob will make the trip due to his age? Will the enchanted lanes give up its virginity to one of us warriors doing battle!?
JUNE 13th,, Plattsburg Missouri!!
sad to say it won't be a sanctioned 300, due to the fact this is an epic event, not league bowling,,, but the GLORY of DOING IT,,,, the chronicles, and history surrounding it will live on forever!!!
I can see a bronze statue in the Town Square!!!
Oh I am committed oh man of Ice.
Can I get VIP on the tour of churches? If I stick my devilish finger in the holy water and it boils then I'm ready to bowl. Flying in on the Iron Maiden 747 with tail number.................................666
Just like my Vegas qualifying series. I am ready to roll in Plattsburg. Already in training at the Y-M-C-A. I feel like I'm 18 again and I will be in PBA tour shape by the time this Iceman's got a woody and kills spiders with it tourney happens next year. Bring on the pizza hut. Bring on the beer. Bring on the sheep. It's on like donkey kong.
Yes we will have a refrigerator to store what ever drinks anyone brings! Wood, Pizza, and BEER!! Does life get any better then that!!!
Hey,, I am a GOD NOW,,, and NOTHING LIKE THIS even in heaven!!!
Did you like the idea of having 2 lanes mopped the old style by Chris/Lee? I know its a lot of extra work but maybe TWO lanes of OLD SCHOOL WOOD and OIL would be FRICKEN interesting!!
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
I look forward to it. I'll chip in to give Chris/Lee a little something for the kitty. It's well worth it.
Don't worry about it bud,,, this whole thing is going to be on ME!! Chris and Lee are as good as they come, nice guys!!! I will take care of it, and like you it will be my first time on mop oil too,,,, should be a BLAST!!!! grrrrrr... 8 fricken months,,, ICEGOD can't wait!!
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
I need to hurry up and post 1700 times so I too can = God status.
And Mudpuppy is now guaranteeing he's gonna show?? Didnt he do that in the AVI Challenge and then threaten to back out like 3 days before the tournament because his wife yelled at him? What if he has another kid by then? One more and his hospital punch card will be full and he'll get a free prostate exam.
In your quest for Godliness, good luck! Its lonely up here,,, your company would be somewhat welcomed... could use your help answering bowlers prayers!!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 11-21-2014 at 12:46 AM.
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