Those looking to escape detroit aren't man enough to bowl on wood and are afraid of spiders
You know what Arnold said about gay bowlers in CA while governor! They are Girly Guys,,,, LOL
We shall see if Mike and Aslan are truly girly and truly afraid of Wood Spiders!!
I really wonder if Rob will make the trip... I know Mike White, thought he was lucky, but we will have some NEW MEAT and more bowlers this go around, A few of the Farm Boys, Bubba, and Big John,,, are drooling at the mouth,,,, can't wait get a hold of some of them Girly boys form CA!!!
Did I say that Bubba, eats spiders, and Big John just don't like girly guys much at all!!!
ICEMAN will protect you,,, not to worry!!!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 11-19-2014 at 02:01 PM.
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
Girly men my azz.
Are the Farm Boys willing to bowl on something more difficult than modified house conditions?
I'm not the only one who thought Rob was lucky, go back and watch the video.
Many shots Rob made, Rob himself thought he was in trouble, only to have the ball hold and hit flush.
That is the gift of the lane man.
If you want to think of bowling on wood as a throw back, throw back the oil patterns too.
BTW, I'm not saying KC area has the exclusive hold on easy patterns.
Its just the times we live in.
The whiners run the asylum.
Last night we had a no thumb bowler averaging less than 190, shoot 827.
268 - 7-10 split in 2nd frame
280 - 7 pin in 2nd frame
279 - 7-10 split in 1st frame
Last edited by Mike White; 11-18-2014 at 01:18 PM.
IF, its sooooooo easy,,, how many 800s do you throw each week, or Month, or every other month,,, or even YEAR!! That thumbless bowler did it, all glory to him and his style,,,, did anyone else that night throw a 800, or 300 on the easy oil.... NO!!
Its not as easy as you claim, otherwise ICEMAN would be seeing you post pictures of your Scores!! You posted your USBC NUMBERS, looked like your averages are about like mine. I have only been bowling for 3 sanctioned years? How long have you been bowling????
What is your average around 200???? With your knowledge and running a pro shop, I would expect someone that is constantly complaining about how easy the oil is to have at least a 225 up average?
Them wood lanes, in Plattsburg Mo.. , and the way they change the oil every week, makes them there Farm Boys Tough!!!!! Come on out and show them and Iceman just how EASY it is! I doubt you will even hit 200 average for your series... I would even put BIG BUCKS ON THAT bet!! LOL LOL
O,,, MIKeie,,,,, it's just not FAIR how easy it is now days to roll high scores,,, I bet you walked to school 53 miles each way, through spider infested woods! It's just not fair now days how EASY SO many things are!
I bet you don't even use a washing machine!! You take your cloths down to the creek, and use a scrub board!!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 11-19-2014 at 02:06 PM.
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
...popcorn is popping, this is getting good. Things be heating up in here. Please carry on with this highly entertaining discussion...
I will need 3 score keeps to handle the score keeping on the 6 lanes. Just talked to Huge collect,, he recommended the 3 girls pictured below. All 3 are single, and love to bowl! Candy, ( the one on the far right), is looking for a guy with a job in the California,,, (central area) to bowl with, and maybe more! She is not only big busted, but Big on Bowling!
anyway I am in the process of working out the deal with HUE, yes I call him HUE, (we are tight), you might just call him Mr. Hefner!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 11-19-2014 at 02:49 PM.
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
You're only bowling for a few years is actually an advantage to you.
You are currently bowling on the same condition you learned on.
Most of what I worked hard to achieve, has been made obsolete due to oil patterns, and bowling balls.
I've been able to average 200+ without adapting my game.
To go higher, I need to adapt to this new form of the game.
I'm in the process of changing my walk, swing, release to be able to take advantage of modern conditions.
Unlearning how to release the ball is not an easy task.
Is it Huge, or HUE?
If you're talking to someone at least find out what his name is.
Hugh, or Mr. Hefner if you're nasty.
House of "Huge or HUE"
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