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    Quote Originally Posted by Aslan View Post
    A) Plattsburg is stupid for not having cable

    B) Bowling always trumps football unless you move (like me) and only get 1-3 chances to watch your team a year.

    C) You have maybe 3 years left to bowl before your elderly body is forced to retire to lazy-boy chairs...might as well take advantage of it while it lasts.
    Plattsburg is out in Farmville. They wouldn't even know how to operate cable.

    Their head would explode with a choice of more than 5 channels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MICHAEL View Post
    Chiefs are playing on Thursday evening, at the same time I drive to Plattsburg to bowl on Wood! They do NOT ,,, NOT have cable, and will not have the Chiefs playing the Raiders at the lanes!! GRRRRRRR!!!!! double GRRRRRRR!!

    My son has a huge home entertainment room with a HD projector tv , with a HUGE SCREEN! Crystal Clear imagine with surround sound the whole ball of wax!

    He and I bowl together on that league.

    Anyway he just called and said that he was not going to bowl, but rather watch the Chiefs that are, ( I believe 8-2) kick the Losing Oakland Raiders ask!!

    I said ,,,, grrrrrr,,, I hate to miss bowing,,,,, let me think about it,,, he then said he would supply drinks and pizza,,, lots of pizza!!!

    PIZZA??? Iceman loves Pizza,,, he really knows how to hit me below the belt!!!! ...... your thoughts.......

    Should ICEMAN:

    1. go bowl in plattburg on the beautiful wood lanes with the farm boys

    or

    2. Go eat lots of pizza, and watch the Chiefs kick the Raiders rear!!

    Chiefs are tired now with Denver for first place!!
    A Projector and the large screen it produces isn't really good for watching a sporting event in a personal setting.

    In a movie, they are careful to keep the action located in the center of the screen.

    At sporting events the action moves around a lot more.

    The distance your eyes have to move from left to right, can ultimately give you a headache.

    My screen is about 12 feet wide, and I sit about 20 feet away. Great for movies, Bad for sports.

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    [QUOTE=Aslan;119718]A) Plattsburg is stupid for not having cable

    B) Bowling always trumps football unless you move (like me) and only get 1-3 chances to watch your team a year.

    C) You have maybe 3 years left to bowl before your elderly body is forced to retire to lazy-boy chairs...might as well take advantage of it while it lasts.[/QU

    ICEMAN: PLATTSBURG BOWL HAS CABLE!!

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    REALLY???????!~ We may be in Farmville, but we're not "hicks". Heck, we do have running water and electricty! Shucks, we have more that 5 channels on our local stations. Iceman just needs to let you know he wants to spend time with his son instead of bowling. It's okay, we'll be watching the same game in Plattsburg just on a 42" screen instead a theater screen. The Plattsburg Proprietor!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortstack View Post
    REALLY???????!~ We may be in Farmville, but we're not "hicks". Heck, we do have running water and electricty! Shucks, we have more that 5 channels on our local stations. Iceman just needs to let you know he wants to spend time with his son instead of bowling. It's okay, we'll be watching the same game in Plattsburg just on a 42" screen instead a theater screen. The Plattsburg Proprietor!
    What I say about Plattsburg has no basis in reality.

    It's just intended to get under Iceman's Skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike White View Post
    What I say about Plattsburg has no basis in reality.

    It's just intended to get under Iceman's Skin.
    ONE thing I know about Shortstack, is she makes GOOD ICECREAM!! YOU BETTER treat her right Mikeie!!!!
    I know for sure, they don't have the Thursday Night Football!! I was told they don't have cable, or the cable
    they have is very basic, and does not get the Thursday Night Game!!

    If I wrong let me know shortstack!!LOL

    I am really torn between watching the blood bath, and bowling the Wood!

    Hey shortstack, remember I grew up in the country myself, didn't even have inside toilets for several years when I as a child in Kearney mo.
    Yes the out house was about 30 yards form our basement home!! I am proud that I had a Country, hick up bring!! It make me who I am today!

    ICEGOD!!!
    Last edited by MICHAEL; 11-19-2014 at 05:03 PM.
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    [CENTER]Them there Farm Boys/Men, can handle the oil!
    The question is
    CAN YOU MIKE[/CENTER

    We shall see,,, my oil complainer friend,,,, WE SHALL SEE!

    I just hope you SHOW UP,,, ICEGOD wants to dismantle YOU on Mop OIL!!!

    before you start complaing about the oil,,, Let's get this out of the way NOW! Which Color do YOU prefer!!! I sure color of the mop will come up!!
    Last edited by MICHAEL; 11-19-2014 at 05:12 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MICHAEL View Post
    ONE thing I know about Shortstack, is she makes GOOD ICECREAM!! YOU BETTER treat her right Mikeie!!!!
    I know for sure, they don't have the Thursday Night Football!! I was told they don't have cable, or the cable
    they have is very basic, and does not get the Thursday Night Game!!

    If I wrong let me know shortstack!!LOL

    I am really torn between watching the blood bath, and bowling the Wood!

    Hey shortstack, remember I grew up in the country myself, didn't even have inside toilets for several years when I as a child in Kearney mo.
    Yes the out house was about 30 yards form our basement home!! I am proud that I had a Country, hick up bring!! It make me who I am today!
    Roughing it is having to use the first floor of a two story outhouse.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike White View Post
    Roughing it is having to use the first floor of a two story outhouse.

    Wow,,, just found out that they are going to broadcast on a major local channel here in Kansas City, so won't need the NFL Network Channel!

    My Son is pretty excited about Watching it at his house!!! What's more important?

    My sons happiness having his brother, and father watching the Blood Bath at his house?

    Or

    Iceman bowling the wood, and seeing the game at the rear of the bowling alley?

    It's a no brainer!!!

    My love of my Son, win's OUT!

    I will go to the Wood Lanes this Saturday, to keep sharp,, I can feel a STORM is brewing,, Clouds are starting to form,,, the wind from the West is picking up,,,, ( or is it really wind,,, maybe JUST HOT AIR)!! June 13th will be here soon!

    Who will mop who up on the Wood!! Can a Bowling God be beat, by a mere mortal form CA??

    Should my main FEAR be Lucifer himself on wood, the man who sold his soul to beat Mikeie on wood,,,,,, Aslan????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike White View Post
    Aslan says he has already shot a 680 series.

    If that isn't proof the lanes are too easy, nothing ever will be.
    Well, I only did it ONCE. It was actually one of my first practices after Concourse put in their new synthetic lanes. 184-242-254 back in May. I have a theory that after the first month they laid down more oil because starting in June things went downhill.
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