Iceman is a god

[Amyers]

Can't be Ice his beard it too neat.

[MICHAEL]

Can't be Ice his beard it too neat.

HIS beard is FAKE!! I have it from a very reliable source!!

If I decided to go FAKE, being a god now I would have to pick bottom left! Your thought Amyers??

[Amyers]

One of the bottom two

[Mike White]

HIS beard is FAKE!! I have it from a very reliable source!!

If I decided to go FAKE, being a god now I would have to pick bottom left! Your thought Amyers??

Combine the beard on the bottom left, and the bald from above, then perform a massive comb over.

[MICHAEL]

Combine the beard on the bottom left, and the bald from above, then perform a massive comb over.

LOL,,,, O GOD, MIkey, you crack even the GODS up!!! We think you should maybe get the bottom right ensemble, do to the fact it would cover
UP your sarcastic MOUTH!! ,,, at least muffle it hopefully!

ICEMAN does not need a comb over,,, But you my friend just might in the area of the mouth!

Wait???? Your typing your sarcasm,,, maybe put the beard on top of your hands as a comb over on your knuckles!!

Mikey,,, I am a LOVING, God,,, But,,,,,, BUT you make it REAL HARD SOMETIMES!!!

How long has it been since, We the gods have sent pestilence to your neck of the woods!!!

[fortheloveofbowling]

I've got it! How about GICE the God Of Ice?? Able to approach the line and rev the ball without emotion and a calmness only afforded to GICE who has ice water running through his veins!! Let me know what you think and i might sell the idea to you. Sorry to everyone else on the boards for encouraging him further. Obviously to much time on my hands has gone over the top for the last 3 minutes it took me to write this.

[MICHAEL]

I've got it! How about GICE the God Of Ice?? Able to approach the line and rev the ball without emotion and a calmness only afforded to GICE who has ice water running through his veins!! Let me know what you think and i might sell the idea to you. Sorry to everyone else on the boards for encouraging him further. Obviously to much time on my hands has gone over the top for the last 3 minutes it took me to write this.

I don't think much of it at all! I am, who I am!! ICEGOD!!! maybe:

ICEGOD THE ALMIGHTY!!

I almost had another 300 just the other day, that 280 I posted, I believe I can do Anything NOW!!

It's great having a beer with the other gods!! Hey they are much like any average Joe on earth, only with powers.

[MICHAEL]

Iceman believes strongly in the premise that people are good at things if they simply "did them for a long time". Kinda explains Iceman's haircut. His barber is top notch because he's been a barber for a long time. Probably since the beginning of time, before scissors were even invented.

OOOOO,,,,OOOOO YOU are pushing the WRONG button buddy!!! Don't talk about may barber,,,,,, MY WIFE CUTS MY FRICKEN HAIR!! YOU Don't like my hair cut,,, I don't like your wordy threads! YOU were literally KILLING me, up until the DAY I became A GOD!

NOW,,, its not a big deal at all, in the big scheme of EVERYTHING related to being omnipotent , not to be confused with being impotent



weird,,,, many of the other gods, seem to worship me,,,, ICEGOD!!!

I must be honest,,, its kind of COOL,,,, ICEGOD!

[bowl1820]

"For thou art my child, and unto you have I delivered a wealth of bowling balls,
which thou shalt cast upon the barren lanes of those who art also my elect and beloved."

[bowl1820]

It's a little known fact that Michelangelo also painted the ceiling of his Artists' League bowling alley.