https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFH0Sds1KS0
Being a Bowling GOD is not all it's cracked out to be! I was a mere Super Hero, Iceman, but now being a god I feel humility and compassion for all the prayers I hear each and every day for that Perfect game, 800 series, and then the real dreamers, that 900 series. I know Aslan is close to becoming a God himself, but we had a vote the other day, and decided to not allow him into Bowlula, without getting that first 300, 700, and finally 800.
We have created a place called ( Limbo-Bowl ), where he can reign until he does complete the above!
Study the form of ICEGOD in the above youtube, and emulate the perfection of ICEGOD!
Remember, just because you will be a god in the near future, do to the huge number of (Way Too Wordy Comments), that many of us get eye ulcers just trying to read, you must fulfill the requirements listed above to enter Bowlula!!
Yes Bowlula, is a dimension, where Bowling rules, and a bowling lane on every street corner, somewhat like drug stores on earth!
Do what needs to be done, Aslan Limbo-Bowl only has a hand full of lanes, and rumor has it they are wood, in need of desperate repair!!
I hear your prayers Aslan,, Sorry can't help you with the chick thing, but bowling might even be harder! Fast for 40 days and 40 nights, then get back with me!
Icegod
Pray to me my brother!!! Not that it will matter........
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