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Yeah right. On my Tuesday team if I start saying anything about ball reaction to anything technical to my teammates they start mocking me for being such a bowling nerd. They think my 6-ball arsenal and note taking and score tracking and the fact that I have a coach is borderline Rainman territory. Just the fact that I routinly practice has led to some snickers and mocking.
And on Wednesday...the only communicatio is from our older player's arse because that dude has some serious bowel issues. Last night there was actually more communication than usual because our anchor was struggling to he asked me to watch his ball reaction. But he throws a 14lb thumbless left-handed so I don't even know what I'm looking at. Our 93 average beginner I sometimes give pointers to...but it's a fine line...kinda like golf. I don't like giving help if I'm not asked specifically. The older guy doesn't know this rule and is constantly trying to give her tips (which kinda annoys her). And the older guy...like most older guys...won't listen to anyone. He brings 10 balls with him yet most of them are all big hook monsters...which means if the lanes break down at ALL...he starts missing left due to his 10mph ball speed. So instead of opening up the lane a little....he just switches to another super strong ball and gets the same result.
I think it's harder to crosstalk when:
A) You have no real experts or even high level bowlers.
B) You have massively different styles on the team.
I am the only one on my Tuesday team that is a moderate speed, RH, stroker. The others are a lefty, a speed dominant righty, a high loft (15-20ft) plastic ball thrower, and an older guy throwing a 1980s ball with a back-up release. On Wednesdays I'm also the only moderate speed, RH, stroker. The others are a house ball throwing up the middle lady, a low speed RH lady with knee problems, a low speed RH stroker, and a thumbless throwing higher speed lefty. I'm the only one on either team throwing 16lbs. And other than the Slingshot, I've never seen anyone throw any of the balls I currently throw.
It would be great being on Rob's All-Star team. Hell, if traffic between LA and Vegas wasn't the God awful nightmare it is...I'd be tempted to join a team like that for the free coaching alone. But on a team on numbnuts and bowlers that have virtually no knowledge of the game...where believe it or not...I am by FAR the most knowledgeable about bowling and bowling balls (MWhite and Rob both scared simultaneously with that thought)...there's nobody to help me. Our Tuesday anchor has skill and was competitive in high school, but even with his skill...he refuses to buy a plastic spare ball and misses the single 7-pin almost as often as the older woman on my old Friday team who had shoulder issues and couldn't throw the ball more than about 8mph...so even a plastic ball hooked.
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