Top Ten reasons to date a female bowler:

[onefrombills]

10. Wood management is the name of our game.

9. We constantly handle hard balls.

8. We aren't fond of dead wood. We only care about the wood standing up straight.

7. We handle white creamy stuff with balls even after a long day.

6. We compete for 9 hours-after this period of time we are eager to get into bed.

5. We know everything about all the balls we handle-what they like to be used with and so on.

4. We don't mind long rides, so long as we get the prize at the end.

3. We have fingers in holes all the time.

2. Bowlers are inherently perverted. Any who say they aren't are perverted liars.


And the number one reason...

1. We always admire the bowler who whacks the most wood in one day...and we all strive to be like her.

[kev3inp]

That's pretty funny. I'm going to have to point out this one to the wife.

[onefrombills]

Im sure more will see it and I hope enjoy it as well

[Jord_84]

That really speaks to me.
I hate dead wood

[Iceman]

Oh now, we all hate dead wood, but it doesn't stop me from picking up a spare.

I showed this to my spouse and she just pft what does that mean???