Iceman's Health Advise Corner For Bowlers

[MICHAEL]

question everything,,, is time REAL?

[MICHAEL]

[before we begin, let me just say...

[MICHAEL]

money can buy anything....(forget about the fact that songs say otherwise).

[Mike White]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssCiXL-AxTw

Watch this Aslan,,, then tell ICEMAN,,, they are NOT HERE! Take the time to watch this,, then look your computer monitor straight in its camera, and say, " They are not Real!"

This sort of of fit's in with health, in that they are doing experiments on many who live in California!



REAL picture that was leaked out, by a truther at NASA! Taken on the moon! My God, man,,, WHAT more do you WANT??????

When did the moon develop an atmosphere with clouds and ground fog?

Oh wait, according to where you snagged the picture:

"UFOs On Venus
A great artists' rendition."

I gotta say, your research is looking rather suspect.

[MICHAEL]

UFO's are REAL!

[Mike White]

Fantastic Mikey!!!! This was a test, and how did I know YOU would be the First to notice the clouds, atmosphere, and ground fog!!
You are a True ufologist, at heart. COME OUT,,,, nothing to be ashamed of.

MIKE,,, I am going to ask you a simple question: Do you believe that Aliens, be it from other worlds, or dimensions are visiting us now, and have
for millions of earth years!

YES,,,,,, or NO.........one answer plain and simple!

Have you ever drilled a bowling ball for an alien? Yes or No?

If you did drill a ball, for one,,,,,,what brand was it, and do you still have the alien currency????????

one answer plain and simple.... NO.

[Aslan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssCiXL-AxTw

Watch this Aslan,,, then tell ICEMAN,,, they are NOT HERE! Take the time to watch this,, then look your computer monitor straight in its camera, and say, " They are not Real!"

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HAAA!!!! Oh my God...I almost thought he was serious. That video is priceless.



Mudpuppy Cliff Notes:
Morbidly obese paranoid schizophrenic is stripped naked while like 5-6 aliens stand over him and laugh at him.

wait....wait....

They were so amused that one of them came back and pointed a bunch of flashlights at him and the guy could taste the alien in his mouth (don't ask....they just left it there and I think thats 100% wonderful).

Wait....wait...it gets better!...

Then a poor man's Sally Struthers was attacked by pedophiles and had a baby with an Alien and the baby sort of looked like a young version of this:



And then there's this...straight from Iceman's personal library:

[MICHAEL]

Tune in soon... for the answer!

[MICHAEL]

A small dog is much easier to take care of!

[Aslan]

Don't get ME started!!!

I totally agree with Iceman about most of this stuff. For example;

All day long...we walk around breathing in air. What flies in that air?

- planes
- birds
- insects

What do all them have in common?? Well, the birds and flies and other insects get gas...they start farting...maybe they have to pee?? And add that to the planes that are just releasing their toilet contents at high altitudes!! Every day...every single day...you are breathing in small particles and droplets of other peoples podi and insect pee and bird farts. You're telling me THAT doesn't frighten you??? IMAGINE how good a bowler I COULD be if I could breathe in non-fart-infested air?

Mudpuppy Cliff Notes: Bird is the Word