Iceman's Health Advise Corner For Bowlers

[MICHAEL]

Are pets really good for your health? If so would going to a pet zoo take care of it?

[Aslan]

I know an Iron Worker Friend that went blind, due to working in a pigeon-poop infested area under a bridge! Seriously,,, Bird poop, maybe even farts can make you go blind, along with you know what else, can cause blindness....

Due to the other thing that can make you go blind...I was unable to read what you posted.

Do you know pigeons are used by Alien races to spy on us? They've been implanted with miniature cameras. One was found in rural Tennessee with what looked like a GoPro strapped to it...but the guy who found it said it looked a lot more advanced than anything he'd seen and then the government pulled up and took the bird and camera away.

Look it up. The guys name was probably like Elmer or Buford or something like that and I'm sure he has a scientific study on his blog or something.

[MICHAEL]

stay away form all forms of negative energy!

[MICHAEL]

The end

[Aslan]

The end

Wait. The end of the thread? Or is that an apocalyptic warning you received from those Sally Struthers loving pedophile aliens?

You're going to have to be more specific. Because if the end is coming...I got some credit cards I need to start maxing out.

[Blacksox1]

Poof, Iceman and the thread are gone . Why ?

[classygranny]

Poof, Iceman and the thread are gone . Why ?

He's Iceman...can't stand the heat!