Assumption: After 25 games, your ball loses performance if not resurfaced.
Reality: IF that were true...then the guys throwing 300 games in my leagues would not be throwing old reactive resin balls from 1998 that have never been resurfaced (most bowlers don't even know resurfacing is a thing). It's a falsehood. Your assumption is incorrect, therefore your logical argument depending on it is also false.
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Assumption: A bowler with a sub-par release can take their game to the next level with a stronger ball and/or sanding/surfacing their balls religiously.
Reality: Very few, if any, examples exist to prove that. And the consensus if we were to vote...is that release trumps surface changes 98% of the time if not 100%.
Then why ever throw a ball with an OOB condition? Again, despite the evidence...that 99.9% of bowlers throw a ball with an OOB finish...and many 300 games and 800 series are thrown with said balls...despite that reality, you're buying into the concept that you have a "secret weapon" that they don't.
Who knows, ya know what...maybe you're right. Maybe the first thing we all should do when buying a bowling ball is sand it to whatever we feel we think will match our playing conditions best...then go from there. Granted that's a preconception and Rob would hate it...but, if ya buy a big enough supply of sanding pads...I guess you could change it as much as ya want. Okay...I'll concede the point. Despite the overwhelming success of people that don't sand bowling balls...we'll just assume they are "lucky"...so long as Tony doesn't get mad at me about assuming those that don't know how to sand bowling balls are in some way inferior to those that do...like Amyers here.
I'm actually getting more scared to face you in the "Battle of the As: Aslan vs Amyers Challenge"...all this sanding ability is going to crush me. I want 10 extra pins since I'll leave my abralon pads at home. That should be more than fair.
I put my balls in my personal ball dehydrator every 9-15 games...hopefully that takes care of oil and gunk. Maybe not...I don't know. The AMF lanes are so dirty I practically need sandblasting equipment to keep them clean...but hey, Bowlmor put up some nice neon lights outside....place looks pretty nice from afar.
Well, ya shoulda led with this!! Then I'd have known you're talking to a different audience. VDub, Tony, Rob...sand yer balls!!! And I'm not even being vulgar...so no infractions!!
I'm thinking my next ball purchase should be the Detroit Lions plastic ball I always see on bowlerx.com. I could get it at 9lbs and learn to throw palm or thumbless...like that old dude (no offense Tony) that NYMIKE mentioned. That guy sounded cool. I'm gonna be the next one-step wonder!!
I might add an approach later though...like that dude in the Youtube video that dances during his approach...maybe my game needs some flair or something.
Or I could bowl in a Halloween costume or pajamas or something. I see groups of nerds show up every once in a while on evenings dressed like that to bowl. I don't know....I think they find it amusing or something. It can't be laundry day for all of them.
My new motto is: "I Don't Always Bowl Well...But I Always Bowl Sexy." I'm gonna focus my efforts on that. If the sexiest bowler averages 121...do we care? Nope. The other option I was thinking about Wednesday was to stop dressing well for league night. God knows not everybody does...believe me...sometimes it's a scary site. But I should dress to my ability. Right now, sweat pants, tank top, socks with holes in them. Maybe I need to EARN my bowling swag/shirts.
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