Iowa Bowlers?

[Tony]

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Yes, I am looking at moving to the Des Moines area sometime between June 2016 and ???. It's just a matter of how long it takes to find a suitable non-bowling position. Once there...I will have to try and find a bowling center....which will not be as easy as California...where the nearest bowling center is a 1.5 minute walk from my apartment and there are at least 7 other centers < 25 minute drive away.

When I get there...we can meet up and you can bask in my brilliance.

I don't what kind of alternate universe I have been transported to, first people are taking Vacations to Iowa next people are moving from sunny California to live in Iowa....just saying seems slightly misguided at best !
Don't worry that the lanes are "easy" in the midwest, I hear the most popular house pattern in Iowa is something called the "Birthday party bumper pattern"
I hear they are considering it for tournament use in the near future .....