Last person to post here wins!!!!

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I'm so old, they've discontinued my blood type!

[Trex]

Well then just use cool aid, it will look the same and give you energy to go bowling.....lol


I'm so old I cannot put my real age on a web forum, the year isn't there!

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Since, as of this second, a world-wide nuclear attack has been launched, with all missiles aimed at the source of this website, I am deemed the once and for all final WINNER; as I reach for my wreath and cash prize, I am suddenly feeling very hot, and I am hearing a very loud whooshing sound...I feel my skin melting and 39sih=e489hsghiidhilggjl.......................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .....................................bye

[Trex]

Dang!!!! you mean we don't get a new ball ?? Darn that sux!!! okay....bye....

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I've had an miraculous recovery from nuclear attack!! I claim the prize, and humbly accept on behalf of .....oh,no, not again!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ ..............poof!

[The Mayor]

Here

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Where?

[Trex]

right here

[comfortably numb]

Oh, I see.

[Trex]

see what?