Last person to post here wins!!!!

[GeorgiaStroker]

It's not just about the imaginary money. It's the imaginary fame, the guys buying me imaginary beers and the imaginary women throwing themselves at me at every imaginary bowling center I go to...

[billf]

Why is it always imaginary women? Or the ones you don't want throwing themselves at you that do it? Oh wait, must be because the money I have is imaginary too, along with the bowling skill.

[J Anderson]

Why is it always imaginary women? Or the ones you don't want throwing themselves at you that do it? Oh wait, must be because the money I have is imaginary too, along with the bowling skill.

You mean all those good scores that you post are all in your imagination?

[ursus]

Imaginary women take up a lot less of your imaginary money that real women do

[TheSheibs]

But real women take away your real money. Therefore imaginary women are better because you can always imagine yourself getting more imaginary money.

[martinezsam2495]

but if an imaginary woman, forces a divorce on you, then she takes half of every imaginary money you create, and that's dangerous, could cause a crash in the stock markets.

[ursus]

But if you have an imaginary prenup, your imaginary fortune is safe

[martinezsam2495]

what if your imagination get's to powerful, and your imaginations, start to imagine on their own! D:

[Florida Bowler]

My imaginary money stays in my imaginary Swiss bank account. I am the only one who has access to it.

[billf]

John, my imaginary scores are always house records or perfect series

DJ, not if I imagine a trip to Switzerland where I blow an imaginary hole in the bank and take all of your imaginary money.