Me vs MICHAEL

**DLP** · 07-15-2013, 08:47 AM

Just what I feared. This is the thing that myths and legends are made of!!!! This could only be the start. If DNA is being tinkered with to create a 300 bowling machine, imagine what will need to be done to keep the game a challenge.

The pins, I mean THE PINS could grow legs and start moving on their own!!!!!! This is tragic.

**Judy clemons** · 07-15-2013, 03:42 PM

KUDOS to Michael, He is very talented and has the most active imagination that is humanly possible to have and it is absolutely awesome that he is so openly willing to share with all mankind his inner most personal feelings and thoughts and I am touched and honored to have been here on these boards at this time and space and place to be able to be a witness to it
as he has so BLESSED my life with his humor. THANK YOU SIR, MICHAEL!!! May you be showered with the BLESSINGS OF
HAPPINESS!

**MICHAEL** · 07-15-2013, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Judy clemons

KUDOS to Michael, He is very talented and has the most active imagination that is humanly possible to have and it is absolutely awesome that he is so openly willing to share with all mankind his inner most personal feelings and thoughts and I am touched and honored to have been here on these boards at this time and space and place to be able to be a witness to it
as he has so BLESSED my life with his humor. THANK YOU SIR, MICHAEL!!! May you be showered with the BLESSINGS OF
HAPPINESS!

Thank you sooooooo much Judy!! I don't know what would happen to my mind, what little I have left, so much to absorb in the last few years, and now alien, in the field of bowling

Get ready JUDY, more VERY strange information is coming late tonight... I am off to bowl now!!

**MICHAEL** · 07-16-2013, 02:33 AM

This was a true gift finding that black hole time portal in that dark, dirty mop filled janitors closet! I am now somewhere that I could not even imagine had it not been for my curiosity! I must admit, it has gotten me into trouble many, many times in my life! I question everything, and take nothing for granted, not a great follower, but a trail blazing explorer! I am still looking for Jimmy Hoffa, and the Holy Grail, and one $20.00 gold piece! But in front of me is the greatest discovery of all humanity

Standing right in Front of me, Jason’s/The Dude/Bowlula/Mr 300, true Father! I see the resemblance when seeing them standing side by side! Maybe it’s the Eyes, or could it be me!

It warmed may balls,, watching Bowlula, and his hybrid son Jason greeted one another in such a strange manner! What were my balls doing in my hand anyway? In my right hand the IQ, and my left DV8.

One stands just off to right, the other just off to the left (about 10 yards apart), they walk toward one another reversing in a spinning beautiful moment front to back, front to back , then their bowling hands connect in what becomes not a fist, but ( a FRICKEN BOWLING BALL)) It looked like a dance leading up to a hand shake that culminated into a Alien Bowling Ball! I am not making this up!!! It was like their hands shaped shifted into something they both loved, and shared!

I could only imagine what other handshakes would look like with others of this species!!

If what you love and share forms in the bonding of their two hands, can you even imagine what could luminously manifest itself in the clear sphere of a Alien Hand Shake????

After a few seconds almost as fast as it magically seem to appear ,,, it was gone, and they both passed out!
It,,,, it was one of those moments that will always be itched in my mind! They looked so alien laying there, except something was MISSING!! I then pulled out a pack of cigarettes, and put one in the cornor of each of their Alien lips,,, I then took a picture, and decided to put a real fat cigar in their mouths instead, just looked more Alienly!! WHAT the HECK,,,, I wish I would not have done that!!!!

THE CIGARS were laying on a shelf, inside a plastic looking enclosure.

**MICHAEL** · 07-17-2013, 11:31 AM

Is there anything sadder then these PICTURES of Lanes, that have struck OUT!!

http://copyplease.blogspot.com/2011/...abandoned.html

Dear friends that love bowling? You can make the difference in a bowling Lanes longevity! If you would care to adopt a lane before it ends up like the ones pictured in this tragic pictorial!
There are lanes all over the world, that "NO ONE WANTS"! Is your heart big enough to adopt just one!!??? Make a difference... do the RIGHT THING!

I know I am asking a lot of you, but lets just save ONE LANE at a TIME!! Will you take in A LANE that has NO where go GO? Maybe put it in your garage??
We will now return to Me Vs Michael, and your regular programing! Lane needs your help!

( Save A Lane, in care of North Pole, just South of South Pole, ICEMAN, 5143, imagineIceberg .. 64152

The couple that adapted, (correct spelling lol), the lanes showed said: It has enriched their lives beyond even their wildest dreams!!

**MICHAEL** · 07-19-2013, 09:38 AM

The picture! Alien Half dad to Hybrid part human Jason, The Dude! Or known around here as Mr. 300 ,, JASON,,, or should I say Bowlula!! the eye piece does not mask your
alien exterior!! Nice try!

Wait!! Those are not Cigar's!! They are ............ (to be continued)

**MICHAEL** · 07-19-2013, 10:52 AM

I thought they were cigars!!! On the floor was a book with ancient Babylonian, scripts!! Early Aliens writings, given to us back around 4000 BC! Lucky for Bowling Board.com, I can translate many different texts of this era, I majored in History!!

As I read more about what I thought was a cigar, I found it to be in reality a directional (molecular pin exciter)!
Put in plain English: “With this, ( in a bowlers mouth), and pointed in the direction of the pins, it has the ability of magnifying pin action, 83.1 percent, according to the ancient script!!

My God, what lows will these Alien cheating Cigar totting, hybrid’s stoop too!!

I now understand why Jason has a Cigar in his mouth while bowling, but it’s NEVER LIT!!

And funny…. Yes very funny Dude, you do seem to play with your cigar in your mouth, (LIKE Calibrating it, maybe and aiming it toward the pins!!
“”Wait,,,, I hear something,,, someone, or thing is coming this way……… (to be continued)…maybe…..

"WE STILL KNOW WHO YOU ARE Space man!"

**MICHAEL** · 07-19-2013, 03:57 PM

Come on Bowula!!! Do you really think you look anything like a Shriner of this world!! And don't point that Cigar at ME!! The word that comes to my mind right off the bat,,,, FAKE!!,, the damn tie doesn't help make you look more HUMAN either!!!

**MICHAEL** · 07-20-2013, 12:56 AM

I don't need that exciter, (cigar), pointed in my direction!!!! I am doing fine thank you even at 64,,, ask my wife!!! You might wrap that damn thing with aluminum foil when not being used to cheat on bowling! There are People and things that are better off not excited!! Know what I mean Bowula!!

**MICHAEL** · 07-21-2013, 12:04 AM

I thought I heard footsteps coming toward me, but Looked into the Deep Dark Hallway, and could only see a dull Red light off in the distance! I started walking toward it drawn like a moth to a flame, I just hoped that in my case, the outcome would be less painful, and final!!

It felt weird my senses were all jumbled up, and my body felt very light, could it be in this dimension that mass and matter, and gradational pull had been reduced by a factor of 75 percent?? As I got closer and closer to the Red Glow, it became apparent that it was a sign…. A Fricken Bowling Sign saying, (24 lanes, open 24 hours, Day or Night!

It was in English, and had a real retro look to the sign,,,, but when I walked in was I surprised!! My God, the Balls have consciousness, in this dimension!!! I pick up a ball and it started TALKING TO ME!! Then it ask me ……. To be continued….