Me vs MICHAEL

[MICHAEL]

you won a fricken bowling ball!!!!! Now bowl that 800!!!

[MICHAEL]

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Maybe with this ball, I will be able to make it back to My dimension! With this ball maybe I can challenge even the Time Lord of this dimension to a winner takes all, for my freedom!
If I win I get to go back to my time slot!! If I lose, I will be returned to my home alley! Sort of a win, win thing! I like the odds,,
O, MY GOD<<<<< I can't believe what this creature looks like!! I have to bowl this genetically engineered bowling machine.... In order to get back to home!! If only I could just click my bowling heels together, and say I want to go home, I want to go home, I want to FRICKEN GO HOME!! I don't have a camera, but will sketch this creature, and you all will see this ,This,,, creature that gets up to 800 revs on his Strike seeking, directional guidance ball! I should have this by tomorrow... .. my god... its huge!!

Can the BEAT DOWN, ball beat down this huge creature!!


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Meanstreak Beatdown Specs


Product ID: 10936

Brand: Brunswick

Release Date: 07/31/2013

Perfect Scale®: 198.7

Performance: High Performance(8)

RG: 2.584

Differential: 0.048

Lane Condition: Medium-Heavy

Finish: Matte


Coverstock: Reactive Resin

Coverstock Name: Addaptive f(P+S) Solid

Factory Finish: 500 / 4000 Grit Siaair

Core Type: Symmetric

Core Name: Meanstreak Medium RG

Quality: First Quality

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[MICHAEL]

Ok this is what I am up against!! Do you see his snacks running for their life’s! Ok, notice one thing that the creature and Bowula have in common in their TRUE FORM?? Something they must both enjoy??



It will be tomorrow, when I bowl against this way to purple, bowling engineered alien monster!

Some things in life just aren’t FAIR, and this to me falls into that category!!! I will need all the positive energy, you can send Iceman this way!

Purple has always been my unlucky color!

If I lose, I have agreed to let this Purple People Eater, eat me!! Not such a bad thing!! I can think of worse ways to go!!! I have no fear of death, I was an Iron Worker
for 30 years!! I looked death in its eye almost every day! Now of course I am retired, and a Super Hero, which pails in comparison!!

victory to the BEST BOWLER!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9H_cI_WCnE

[MICHAEL]

Ok, notice one thing that the creature and Bowula have in common in their TRUE FORM?? Something they must both enjoy??
Back track to pictures of Bowlula!! Notice what they both have in their mouth!!!! A Stogie, cheap cigar!!! Could this be my angle!!
When the smoke clears, could I be victorious tonight!! hummmm I have an idea that might save humanity, and my ask, at the same time!!!
I need to work out the details,,,,, later!!



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[MICHAEL]

Last night was a tough night! Not sure why but had a strange dream, (like I do many nights)! I dreamed I was at a Jimmy Hendrix concert; it was back in the 60’s. He was playing Purple Haze.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUIvYdc1oCM

While playing his guitar, he looked down from the stage, and looked straight into my eyes! I felt a little uncomfortable, then his eyes, moved toward the center and became ONE! ONE EYE, he removed his hat, and,,,,, what,,, the heck! A HORN!! He was a ONE EYED, One Horn, and singing Purple haze performer!

I thought to myself,, I got to get out of here…

He then threw his guitar at me, and as I ducked, my hands reached out to block the guitar from hitting me……but…. As it came closer to me it transformed into a dark, purple/blue round shaped ball!!

It landed in my hands! It was the Brunswick Beatdown!! YES, I thought,,,, Beatdown could this be the weapon I do battle with in order to make my journey back to my dimension?

Is this a premonition! Should I use this dark purple/blue ball to bowl the beast!!

Then I woke up, and was holding a medium size watermelon in my hands, with my thumb, and middle two fingers punched into the melon!
Who’s that knocking at my door……. Gulp….. double gulp, gulp!

“ Its time Iceman”! I steped out side the freezer, and walked toward the place of battle!!

What the…. You got to be kidding!!!!!!! .......to be continued........

[mike_thomas93]

Just to correct you there, the ball is said to light blue and dark blue. p
Some wicked dream you had. A little creepy about the part when the eyes moved into one. I think it would've given me goosebumps. :99

[MICHAEL]

Just to correct you there, the ball is said to light blue and dark blue. p
Some wicked dream you had. A little creepy about the part when the eyes moved into one. I think it would've given me goosebumps. :99

creepy for a mere mortal, but for a super hero, its "a normal day at the office"!

correction??? It's my dream,,,, the ball can be any color it wants to be! GEEEEEEE Hello.... Its a Dream Beatdown!! over!!!

[mike_thomas93]

Roger! You're absolutely right. It was just a dream. It's not like it was real. Gee I gotta get my head in the game. Over:P

[MICHAEL]

Roger! You're absolutely right. It was just a dream. It's not like it was real. Gee I gotta get my head in the game. Over:P

OR,,,, OR,,, is it a DREAM!! !!! !!!!!!!???

[MICHAEL]

Can Iceman beat the Beast! Can he keep his Cool, and be victorious!

Can a super hero, of solid H20, beat this Purple, One Eyed, one horn, purple people eater!!?? Walking the path form his cell to the place of battle, Iceman is focused on the task at hand, knowing that if he does not win, it will be the end.

Most of the inter-dimensional beings seem to be backing Iceman! Strange…….

Billions of them lining both sides of the path leading to the showdown! Who will wind up eating who!!! Will the purple people eater, have Iceman for a snack, or maybe in a glass of Ice tea,,, or will Iceman have enough purple people eater meat to fill four 20.3 upright freezers??? Most import to Iceman is to get back to his dimension, and the love of his Bowling life, MANIC!

Almost to the lanes, and out of nowhere Bowula/Jason, breaks through the crowd, and hands ICEMAN a small box, then blends quickly back into the crowd. Iceman, running out of time, quickly looks into the box, and to his surprise……. To be continued…….

What was in the box???