Me vs MICHAEL

[MICHAEL]

I am going back to the North Pole for some Rest & Relaxation! I am down to 150 lbs,,,,, and am at my best at 210! This last week, has made me weak!! All the crying,,,, (tears have salt, and Iceman does not need salt, anywhere near him)! I need to drink lots of water, and catch some -90 degree R and R!!
I will be keeping in contact, checking in every once in a while to check up on interesting subjects related to bowling,,,, Urusus, your house might be hot, but you sure won a COOL BALL!!! Good things happen to good people!! Dude,,,, I am in TRAINING!!! I have, (this is not BS), a secret weapon that I will show to all toward the end of next week!! This secret weapon will be something that blows you away! Its something I made that will aide me in my Victory Friday!!!

[The German Shepherd]

I am going back to the North Pole for some Rest & Relaxation! I am down to 150 lbs,,,,, and am at my best at 210! This last week, has made me weak!! All the crying,,,, (tears have salt, and Iceman does not need salt, anywhere near him)! I need to drink lots of water, and catch some -90 degree R and R!!
I will be keeping in contact, checking in every once in a while to check up on interesting subjects related to bowling,,,, Urusus, your house might be hot, but you sure won a COOL BALL!!! Good things happen to good people!! Dude,,,, I am in TRAINING!!! I have, (this is not BS), a secret weapon that I will show to all toward the end of next week!! This secret weapon will be something that blows you away! Its something I made that will aide me in my Victory Friday!!!

This ought to be good...

Jay

[JaMau24]

Dude,,,, I am in TRAINING!!! I have, (this is not BS), a secret weapon that I will show to all toward the end of next week!! This secret weapon will be something that blows you away! Its something I made that will aide me in my Victory Friday!!!

Hmmm.. Wonder what it could be... Are you going to be using the secret weapon in league tomorrow night?

[MICHAEL]

Hmmm.. Wonder what it could be... Are you going to be using the secret weapon in league tomorrow night?

Ice man might be TRANSPARANT, but, not stupid!! This is something that I believe is a pretty COOL idea! It should help create balance between you and me! Equalize the playing field so to say! I have already purchased the item that will be modified to…. WAIT….. I might give it away, and then you might want to make something like it also! It’s a CHILLING thought; just thinking about the FRIGID, advantage this homemade object should give me! COOL!!!! Time go get some ICY, GLACIAL R&R. Haaaaa,,, LOL,, HAAAAA!!! FRIDAY!! It might be just a little bit NIPPY for you Dude!

[ursus]

Every good super hero needs good gadgets. I know the Dude will be frozen with fear of the coming demise

[billf]

Frozen undies are not cool gadgets.

[MICHAEL]

[QUOTE=billf;47904]Frozen undies are not cool gadgets.


It depends, (get it,,Depends diapers,,( ) on WHO is wearing them!!! YOU, might know more about depends, and frozen undies then ICEMAN!!
When I get HOT,,, I have been accused of being a drip, but that's understanable,,,,,, I am ICEMAN!!

[billf]

Mike, you misheard. You have been accused of being a dip, not drip, as in dipsh#t. Hence your drawer full of depends. I think we are related because my brother called me f@#knuts.

[MICHAEL]

Mike, you misheard. You have been accused of being a dip, not drip, as in dipsh#t. Hence your drawer full of depends. I think we are related because my brother called me f@#knuts.

William,,,, have you been going through my drawers?? How would you know what my drawers are full of?? Billy,,,,,Now be honest,,,, have you been going through Icemans undies,,,,, and if you have,,,, please fold them up neatly next time after checking them out.......! I notice my red leather thong pair,,,,
that Cup-Cake likes me to wear on occasion is missing,,, you know bill the shine red pair that say in LARGE Black PRINT,,,,Live to Bowl, and Bowl to live !!!
And my brother knows I am not of this world!! We haven't talked to one anther in years! Bill,, being a super cool hero,,,,,,, well its like being the Lone Ranger, I am there for people in need,,, but can't really get close, You know the feeling don't you ,,,,, being F@#knuts?? Yes my friend, (if you don't mind me calling you that,,, (after all, you know me upfront and personal now after checking out my drawers), we are both burnt out vets, I am just a little bit more burnt up,,,, after all I am older then you in donkey years!! LOL ICEMAN

[billf]

I'm laughing hysterically but all I can think of is this; if you can fit all that writing on a pair of thongs, that's one very, very, very, large butt. Careful flossing!