Me vs MICHAEL

[ursus]

Bill, The supreme court may have temporarilly enabled your Super PAC to spread these vicious lies about the iceman. But the American Public is only stupid to a point, what that point is I don;'t know if we have yet determined. But regardless, the truth will always win out and your slandorous lies about the middle midwest's finest superhero will not hold water. A great uprising of truth will prevail and the tear laden icebergs will all unite to form an icy power to restore to its rightfull place in bowling history the greatest ex-iron worker frozen H2O laden super hero the world has known to the glory that he rightfully is due.

[billf]

All I can say is the man has an Undefeated next to a ball engraved with "Raise Some Hell" (DV8 Marauder for those that didn't know). Anybody that would put a DV8 in the same bag as an Ebonite international product just can't be trusted anymore. All these little things over the years (inflation, rising unemployment) the Iceman can no longer be seen as a super hero. I even heard a rumor that his integrity is being questioned so much after this dog incident that some of the buildings Mike helped construct as a Uniion Iron Worker, are being re-inspected to ensure that metal was actually used and not just clay and popsicle sticks. Plus this man once lived in California. All of us midwest people know how going to the west coast can permanently damage your mind (never mind the Agent Orange from Nam). I have not given up all hope though. I have been waiting for the right time. Time for an Ice intervention. Ursus, with your help, Mike can be made bionic. He could be....due to inflation...................the imaginary $100,000,000 man.

[MICHAEL]

All I can say is the man has an Undefeated next to a ball engraved with "Raise Some Hell" (DV8 Marauder for those that didn't know). Anybody that would put a DV8 in the same bag as an Ebonite international product just can't be trusted anymore. All these little things over the years (inflation, rising unemployment) the Iceman can no longer be seen as a super hero. I even heard a rumor that his integrity is being questioned so much after this dog incident that some of the buildings Mike helped construct as a Uniion Iron Worker, are being re-inspected to ensure that metal was actually used and not just clay and popsicle sticks. Plus this man once lived in California. All of us midwest people know how going to the west coast can permanently damage your mind (never mind the Agent Orange from Nam). I have not given up all hope though. I have been waiting for the right time. Time for an Ice intervention. Ursus, with your help, Mike can be made bionic. He could be....due to inflation...................the imaginary $100,000,000 man.

Where,,,, where do I beginning Wild Bill!

1. First of all I did not,,, (DID NOT), put the NON American made ball,,, made in communist China in the same bag as my UNDEFEATED! It would have been unholy, and against all that is sacred to me! Did I sin William!! Yes, YES, god save my soul,,, I did go to the dark side of slave labor, where the average bowling ball employee is chained to a 16lb bowling ball! They call their work force at DV8h, The Bowling Ball Chain Gang! Some of them are under age! As young as 3 years old! They use them to because of their small size, and ability to crawl into the small crevasses that lead to hell where they get their cover stock! Many grown men are to this day stuck in-between a rock and a hard place on their journey to hell.

2. The Dog-Gone Dog thing was blown way out of place! I am a dog lover, believe me Bill, I would rather spend time with most dogs I know then PEOPLE! Don’t ever think that I would like young Dude, kick a dog so inhumanly that it couldn’t bark,,,,, even to this day! You can look into that poor dogs eye, (yes he only has one now due to the amount of pressure expended into its weak small frame), and see clearly that the lights are on, but no one is home! I put that poor pup in a home for abused puppies! Its costing me a lot, but my love for the four legged little guys has not limit!

3. My reputation is still stiller! That’s one of the reason’s I was a teacher for many years! All my buildings still and always do come with a 90 day warranty, ( not including parts or labor)! I proudly stand behind that warranty!! 99 percent of my building were not made of just metal as you put it, but rather STEEL! Steel the very fabric of what made this young growing nation the giant it is today! Don’t call it metal, its an insult to a metallurgist! Clay,,,, you make me laugh William,,,,, ha,,,,ha,,ha ha!! Popsicle sticks,,,lol,,, That’s what they use in China! They are worlds number one copier! And what is a copy Bill,,,,,, tic,,,tic,,,,tock,,,, tic,,, NOT REAL, imitation! All their building, and bridges are indeed made from Clay and popsicles! (Ever wonder why you see sooooooooo many trucks going toward the west coast with Writing on their trailers saying: Clay @ Popsicles INC. China

4. As far as being damaged from moving to the west coast and living for there for 6 years. All I can say Bill is: How Can You Damage Someone that is Already destroyed? Answer that my bowling friend! AS for the Agent Orange,,, That was the guy that brought us our orange soda pop! He was an agent for the soda industry! I doubt that the cream orange soda cased to much neurological damage, but then what do I know!

5. Iceman does not need help, or to be put back together! I am still solid, and a defender of all those in need! I am needed in so many places that I have thought of melting myself into liquid form, and then having Manic pour me into a form of Ice cube tray divided into 50 sections! True, it would be a much small version, but on for every state! It wouldn’t be easy,,, I would have to be in the right STATE OF MIND in doing so!

In closing I would just say this, bowing is my only means of escape! I am asking Storm to help me! Give me a IQ, ball and I will destroy my ball made in another country! I haven’t used the DV8h since my 290, 700 series! I could feel it suck throw my two middle fingers, and thumb holes the SOUL out of my body! Storm,,, made in Utah with American workers, hear my plea!! (ITS evil,,, it coulden’t give me the 300 I seek!! It coulden’t give me a 701!)
I will never use the cursed, soul sucking ball again, and will make a picture of me driving a wooden stake throw its PAP, if you send me a Apple Crisp IQ!! I will be looking for a Storm coiming my way from the West! And if that Storm comes blowing this way with the sweet smell of Apple Crisp, I will pull it into my life with open arms, and never again go to the DARK SIDE!

[billf]

Careful wishing for a storm smelling of apple crisp. We both know how storms are in the mid-west and you never know when a tornado will rip through and could smell like apple crisp.

A friend has the IQ and he loves it. When the lanes dry up he throws it like a straight ball and it still hooks to the pocket. It has a symmetrical core that I feel suits your style and speed. Asymmetrical may be too jumpy and unpredictable at times. The IQ also has the strongest back end reaction of any symmetrical ball I have seen (probably equal to the Marauder). Over all, I think if it's properly drilled, you would surely love the IQ.

[MICHAEL]

I just talked to Manic about the IQ, and she said I didn’t need one! Her exact quote was: ( I like your IQ, right where it’s at, no need to purchase more)!! I think she missed the point, and what exactly I was trying to ask her! This quest for apple crisp will take more effort! I might do the laundry tomorrow, and make a Super Hero dinner to soften her up! Maybe for desert in the bed room under soft candle light I will give her desert!! Apple Crisp!! (think she might get the message)!

[JaMau24]

I just talked to Manic about the IQ, and she said I didn’t need one! Her exact quote was: ( I like your IQ, right where it’s at, no need to purchase more)!! I think she missed the point, and what exactly I was trying to ask her! This quest for apple crisp will take more effort! I might do the laundry tomorrow, and make a Super Hero dinner to soften her up! Maybe for desert in the bed room under soft candle light I will give her desert!! Apple Crisp!! (think she might get the message)!

Hahahah

[billf]

So Joyce likes her man to be IQless. Must be because it's easier for her to control you without you realizing it. Look at how easily she got you to do laundry, make a great dinner and a dessert.

[MICHAEL]

So Joyce likes her man to be IQless. Must be because it's easier for her to control you without you realizing it. Look at how easily she got you to do laundry, make a great dinner and a dessert.

Bill maybe you could purchase a little more IQ yourself! There is NO such word as, dare I even write the make believe in your mind word called IQless! No I won’t! I am not a English major, my skills were in the science, and history realm! I am an idea man, not a mechanical English follower! I do sell IQ points if your interested? Reasonable, and all the money goes to a good cause! My bowling ball fund!
I could sell you a good 42 points, certificate and all, for say,,,,,, for you Bill,,, I am going to take the Hy Road,,,, 119.00!

[billf]

Mike, I can Vividly see the price of $119.00 for the IQ points. I'm at a Crossroad trying to determine what to do. I'm almost Frantic over this decision. I believe on this conversation I will take the Hy-Road to Victory Road. Just writing this has me wishing I was in a place with Virtual Gravity as my mind is on the Fringe of a Fireroad.

[MICHAEL]

]Mike, I can Vividly see the price of $119.00 for the IQ points. I'm at a Crossroad trying to determine what to do. I'm almost Frantic over this decision. I believe on this conversation I will take the Hy-Road to Victory Road. Just writing this has me wishing I was in a place with Virtual Gravity as my mind is on the Fringe of a Fireroad.

Wow Bill,,, that took ball's to write that!! lol