Me vs MICHAEL

[JaMau24]

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[billf]

First of seven started today? I thought we were a couple of weeks into it

[75lockwood]

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Sweet, can't wait to see it!

First of seven started today? I thought we were a couple of weeks into it

they did, The dude already won, but Michael begged for double or nothing... now he looses the beard as well lol

[MICHAEL]

Pure Evil is The Dude!
I was ready to have my hair cut, and head shaved! But The Dude said, “ Hey Iceman,,, The Head shaved is not enough”,,,,, “I want that beard to go with it”,,,,, and” I want it shaved to the skin, not even a shadow showing”! Knowing he WAS IN A SLUMP, I thought ,,,,,Y NOT!! Now I think the whole slump thing was bogus!!!!!!! It was a SETUP!! 24 year old super star bowler, taking advantage of a Nice guy, that plays Santa, for free,,, to hundreds of Pet’s, and Old people!! Jason,,, what kind of person are you man!!!

I Just got back from the gym, and while in the Sauna, as the temperature of my body went up pushing 99.9 degrees, I had a vision, ,,,, or message,,,, It was soooooo clear,,,, Let me describe it to you Evil ONE that faked the damn slump!
I was climbing a tree,,,,, on this tree were bowling balls, growing where Fruit ,,,, or flowers might be!

There were Misfits, Terror,,,, even Nightmares hanging from the branches of the tree. The tree was in the shape of a bowling pin upside down, and out from its core were Long ,,, huge arms, with a hand at the end, its fingers inserted into the balls holding them up!
The tree said, Michael,,,,, take of my balls, and you will be invincible! I said to the tree, sure,,,, Right,,, like that line has never been used on a bowler before! I said: “ I don’t need your balls, your just Barking up the wrong bowler!” At that point a Hell Raiser directly over my head dropped, nearly missing my Long thick Gray Hair that Jason wants to remove! My Cat like reflexes saved what might have been pocket shot to my head, but wound up being a gutter ball!

I noticed as the ball hit the ground the holes,,,,, 3 of them that were there attached to the branch, finger like digits disappeared!!!
Jason came running out of NO WHERE, picked up the Ball and threw it at a YOUNG Boy Scout helping an old lady cross a very dangerous intersection!! He missed the boy scout, but instead hit the Old Sweet loving X Nun! Yes,,,, Not just any ordinary woman,,, one that was married to god!! WHAT KIND OF Bowler would do such a thing!! Nun,,, I know!!!!!

It was then,,,, It all became clear to me!! Defeating him will be a for all HUMANITY,,, NOT,,,, not just an old guy near the end, beating a YOUNG Bowling BALL Throwing at Nun’s , type of Bowler!
The Tree said to me, “These are the things that might be, not that will be!” And,,, that I had the power to prevent them from happening if ,,,,, IF I humble the Evil ONE!!

The Tree said to me: ,,,, and I am not sure I understand what the hidden message is,,, but It said:” Good, Better, Best,,,,,,, Never let it REST,,,, Till your Good is Better,,,,, Till your better is BEST!
It said this to me,,,,, "" pass on to all bowlers on Bowlingboard.com,,,, follow the advice,,, and YOU WILL BE A WINNER!!!""
"It's not the EQUIPMENT, or the AGE of a person that makes them a winner, ,,,, ,,, ,,, And this part was very profound to me, " What makes a winner,,, is Winning!"

[JaMau24]

Pure Evil is The Dude!
I was ready to have my hair cut, and head shaved! But The Dude said, “ Hey Iceman,,, The Head shaved is not enough”,,,,, “I want that beard to go with it”,,,,, and” I want it shaved to the skin, not even a shadow showing”! Knowing he WAS IN A SLUMP, I thought ,,,,,Y NOT!! Now I think the whole slump thing was bogus!!!!!!! It was a SETUP!! 24 year old super star bowler, taking advantage of a Nice guy, that plays Santa, for free,,, to hundreds of Pet’s, and Old people!! Jason,,, what kind of person are you man!!!

I Just got back from the gym, and while in the Sauna, as the temperature of my body went up pushing 99.9 degrees, I had a vision, ,,,, or message,,,, It was soooooo clear,,,, Let me describe it to you Evil ONE that faked the damn slump!
I was climbing a tree,,,,, on this tree were bowling balls, growing where Fruit ,,,, or flowers might be!

There were Misfits, Terror,,,, even Nightmares hanging from the branches of the tree. The tree was in the shape of a bowling pin upside down, and out from its core were Long ,,, huge arms, with a hand at the end, its fingers inserted into the balls holding them up!
The tree said, Michael,,,,, take of my balls, and you will be invincible! I said to the tree, sure,,,, Right,,, like that line has never been used on a bowler before! I said: “ I don’t need your balls, your just Barking up the wrong bowler!” At that point a Hell Raiser directly over my head dropped, nearly missing my Long thick Gray Hair that Jason wants to remove! My Cat like reflexes saved what might have been pocket shot to my head, but wound up being a gutter ball!

I noticed as the ball hit the ground the holes,,,,, 3 of them that were there attached to the branch, finger like digits disappeared!!!
Jason came running out of NO WHERE, picked up the Ball and threw it at a YOUNG Boy Scout helping an old lady cross a very dangerous intersection!! He missed the boy scout, but instead hit the Old Sweet loving X Nun! Yes,,,, Not just any ordinary woman,,, one that was married to god!! WHAT KIND OF Bowler would do such a thing!! Nun,,, I know!!!!!

It was then,,,, It all became clear to me!! Defeating him will be a for all HUMANITY,,, NOT,,,, not just an old guy near the end, beating a YOUNG Bowling BALL Throwing at Nun’s , type of Bowler!
The Tree said to me, “These are the things that might be, not that will be!” And,,, that I had the power to prevent them from happening if ,,,,, IF I humble the Evil ONE!!

The Tree said to me: ,,,, and I am not sure I understand what the hidden message is,,, but It said:” Good, Better, Best,,,,,,, Never let it REST,,,, Till your Good is Better,,,,, Till your better is BEST!
It said to me,,,,, and to pass on to all bowlers on Bowlingboard.com,,,, follow the advice,,, and YOU WILL BE A WINNER!!!

Hahaha... I'm starting to think you THOUGHT you were in a sauna, but in reality, you were in a hot room filled with a bunch of guys smoking weed! I think the smoke got to you, and you imagined that elaborate story. Maybe it's all the "natural" supplements! After-all, marijuana is a natural plant! Have you included this into your daily natural supplements, Mike!? We don't live in Colorado, you know!? Go easy on it over there Chong!

Wait a minute... The resemblance is spot on!


Are you, in fact, CHONG!? Are you, he? and he is you!? Maybe you should start making the pins go "Up in smoke"!

[JaMau24]

Using DV8 Nightmare, Mike using Ebonite Undefeated.

[75lockwood]

Awesome!!!

Where is your Marauder Mike????

Looks like the nightmare is working great Jason!

FOCUS MIKE!!!!

I knew Michael couldn't go the entire video without saying how old he is lol "remember he is almost 65!"

The commentary by James is was awesome! lol

So, after week 1: The dude 1 Michael 0

Great bowling both of you! can't wait to see round 2!

[JaMau24]

Awesome!!!

Where is your Marauder Mike????

Looks like the nightmare is working great Jason!

FOCUS MIKE!!!!

I knew Michael couldn't go the entire video without saying how old he is lol "remember he is almost 65!"

The commentary by James is was awesome! lol

So, after week 1: The dude 1 Michael 0

Great bowling both of you! can't wait to see round 2!

Thanks..

Yeah, I'm starting to throw that Nightmare better. Definitely gaining confidence in it. Going to use it tonight in league.

[75lockwood]

Thanks..

Yeah, I'm starting to throw that Nightmare better. Definitely gaining confidence in it. Going to use it tonight in league.

Good luck!!!

and you got some nice video editing skills

[MICHAEL]

Before we bowled, Jason, The Dude, begged,, me not to use the Marauder! There were tears in his eyes, ,,, and,,,,well,,, me having this huge soft heart, I pulled out the old Undefeated! It was full of cobwebs, actually had a birds nest in the thumb hole,,,, It was out back in the yard! I cleaned it up, but I think it had weathered poorly!
Next week I will not be so gracious!! I plan on bring out the BIG GUN!! THE 749, Marauder!! Then we will see, who the master of the lanes is!