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    Default A warning from jason!!

    The Young courageous bowling warrior walk up to me last friday and said point blank! Old man, I am going to beat YOU!! And when I do it will not be pretty. In fact Old man, I doubt you will win one again for some time!!! Jason said looking straight into my eyes,: "YOUR LUCK IS ABOUT TO CHANGE"!! My simple reply was this: "WE Shall See!! (being the humble man I am)!! Next Friday, June the 8,, 2012,!! It was last june the 20th that I bowled a 298!! JUNE IS MY MONTH, and JASON I own the month of JUNE!! Jason Lets bowl for a real carrot, prize, what ever... how about a evening with Norman Duke!! ( I would have to call and make arrangements but that should not be a problem)!

    NOTICE: The Norm Duke mentioned is not the Norm Duke that you are probably thinking of, but a fact there slimly there of!! ONly slightly different in regards to all parts of the real deal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MICHAEL View Post
    The Young courageous bowling warrior walk up to me last friday and said point blank! O man, I am going to beat YOU!! And when I do it will not be pretty. In fact Old man, I doubt you will win one again for some time!!! Jason said looking straight into my eyes, and said: "YOUR LUCK IS ABOUT TO CHANGE"!! My simple reply was this: "WE Shall See!! (being the humble man I am)!! Next Friday, June the 8,, 2012,!! It was last june the 20th that I bowled a 298!! JUNE IS MY MONTH, and JASON I own the month of JUNE!!
    What about June 1st?

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    Default I own June

    [B]June the First!! WE ARE GOING to RUMMMMMMMBLE~~~ And when the smoke clears,,,, ONLY ONE WILL be able to say: (I won!) daaaaaaa!!! I just know that all my biorhythms are HIGH for the month of JUNE!! My young friend!! ( [/B]

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    Me and Mike had league tonight, and wouldn't you know it, we ended up having to go against each other. It was me, vs him and his wife (I'm having teammate issues and currently finding a new one), in a 2 person league, 4 games a week.

    I did very well tonight, had a 255, 213, 244, 224. The first three is a 712 series and all together a 936 4 game series (avg of 234). So naturally, you might think I did pretty well against Mike and his wife, Joyce, right? Think again. After the first two games, I beat them pretty badly, then all the sudden, Joyce started destroying!! She had a 196 (I think) the 3rd game and Mike had a 223 or something like that, and I had a 244 that game, and I still didn't have a SHOT. Joyce's average was 139 coming into this week, so for her to shoot like that, I had no chance. She was a machine! Then, the following game, she bowled a 215!!(I believe) So again, I got beat.

    I ended up winning the total of all 4 games added up, so I won 3 points and Mike and Joyce won 2 out of the possible 5 points. Still, they came back and really earned the last 2 games. Great match-up, I look forward to our next one when I should have a teammate.
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    Hmmmm, sounds like Joyce carried her team tonight. Good for her and bad for Mike especially if she talks as much trash as he does lol
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    Default My Wife (The bud, that has opened in its FULL, for better or Worse!

    Quote Originally Posted by billf View Post
    Hmmmm, sounds like Joyce carried her team tonight. Good for her and bad for Mike especially if she talks as much trash as he does lol
    My wife is WORSE then me!! I didn't get to bed last night until 1am listening to her self, boasting, bragging, blowing, mouthing about how she, saved us from the humiliation of total defeat!! ( I almost wish we WOULD HAVE LOST ALL THE GAMES).. geeeeeeeeeeee Nothing like a woman gasconading!! Needless to say I am going to Try in get some sleep, now that she's off to work!! I am happy for her,,,,,,,if she just didn't brag so much!! I had a bad day!! I was due one!
    With her bowling the way she is, and her average being 140, I think we are going to kick some future ask!! The question is can I handle her, triumphs!!
    Great Job Jason,,,,, My Wifes worthy adversary!! (as she puts it)!! geeeeeeeeeeee God,,, now I know why you didn't have a wife yourself!!

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    GREAT GAME and series!!! You did REAL Well!! In Fact, you did GREAT!!! Until we meet again!! Great 700 plus series!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MICHAEL View Post
    GREAT GAME and series!!! You did REAL Well!! In Fact, you did GREAT!!! Until we meet again!! Great 700 plus series!!
    Thanks. My avg is now 220!! I really hope I can carry that all season, that would be awesome.

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    Default Some time she dosen't treat me RIGHT, but God do I love that bowling machine

    Quote Originally Posted by billf View Post
    Hmmmm, sounds like Joyce carried her team tonight. Good for her and bad for Mike especially if she talks as much trash as he does lol
    Yes when we were married, the preacher said in sickness, and in health, in michael haveing a bad day bowling, Do you Joyce, promise to bowl above your average, no matter what it takes to win in league play, even if its takes 80 pins so help you god! And My cup cake said I do!! I we won 2 games!!
    I carried her out on my shoulders!! Everyone was cheering.... roses thrown in our path, as I tried to make it to our car! Thats Two days in role that
    Joyce bowled 200 plus games and a very high series. My wife is no mere mortal,,, she is a GODDESS!!! We did this up against Jason ON FIRE!
    715 or something series!!! Winning 2 on Tuesday night was only because Cup Cake kick some rear end!! I felt sorry for jason he should have won
    all four!! (((joyce calling me in the back ground)),,, Ok sweetie, Big Mike will be to bed soon.... until next time!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by billf View Post
    Hmmmm, sounds like Joyce carried her team tonight. Good for her and bad for Mike especially if she talks as much trash as he does lol
    Joyce average 140,,, She bowled 146, 222,185, and 176!! She had 19 strikes, 11 spares 4 splits,,,, average 182.3
    And NO SHE IS NOT for sale.... a for sure keeper!!! humble Michael

    The night before she averaged In the low 190s , I think it was 192! That was on dry lanes, and practice.
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