Me vs MICHAEL

[JaMau24]

I Will Beat you this Friday, June the 1 in the year of our lord!! He has given me supernatural powers for the Month of JUNE!! Last June, as you recall I had my
first, almost, ,,, 300 game! 298!! Yes, 2 pins from perfection!! I also had some unbelievable other good games that month! Jason, I feel sorry my young friend, for I fear with the rush of divine powers, I believe the lord has given this HUMBLE servant, a gift,,,,,,,,a gift of bowling that on any given day of consequence, or magnitude, for huge sums of legal tender, I CAN NOT BE BEATEN!!! Sleep well my young friend!! I will be up all night thinging about what to do with the dough!! For I, ,, MICHAEL am immortal, I don't need sleep anymore!!

I might even purchase this site,,,, and start giving, with my imaginary money, imaginary bowling balls free,,, as many imaginary balls, as anyone would want!! Why NOT,,,, I am the ONE!!! REST WELL, AS WILL I JASON, FOR TOMORROW WE WILL RUMMMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLE~

Bring.It.On.

[ursus]

I put down a billion on Jason. I don't want any part of Michael's balls free or otherwise

[Florida Bowler]

Rumble! I can't wait to see the scores!

-DJ

[JaMau24]

I just CAN'T lose again. I won't allow it! I've taken too much flak on this site to lose again! I WILL NOT ALLOW IT. Losing isn't an option!!!

[MICHAEL]

Pay Norm Duke to bowl for you!!!! only in your dreams will you beat the OLD MAN OF IRON!! I would only give odds 50/50 on Norm beating me!! SO GO AHEAD AND CALL HIM!!! IAM THE ONE!!! 12:00..... Friday!! AMF!! Again,,,, I can't say 3 times is charm.... I have already been there! Let me just say
3 is not enough!!!

notice(the norm duke mentioned on line one is not the norm duke many think of when mike uses the real nom duke name. It is a fictitious norm duke, in all
shape and manner, and likeness to anyone called norm duke in the real world is mere speculation, wrong thought, cerebrating thoughts that have no merit!
if you are the real norm duke and have a problem with my use of a imaginary one, call my Oriental Law Firm, Sue, man Sue!! They handle all my legal
bowling problems related to blowing, bragging, and gasconading!!

[JaMau24]

Pay Norm Duke to bowl for you!!!! only in your dreams will you beat the OLD MAN OF IRON!! I would only give odds 50/50 on Norm beating me!! SO GO AHEAD AND CALL HIM!!! IAM THE ONE!!! 12:00..... Friday!! AMF!! Again,,,, I can't say 3 times is charm.... I have already been there! Let me just say
3 is not enough!!!

notice(the norm duke mentioned on line one is not the norm duke many think of when mike uses the real nom duke name. It is a fictitious norm duke, in all
shape and manner, and likeness to anyone called norm duke in the real world is mere speculation, wrong thought, cerebrating thoughts that have no merit!
if you are the real norm duke and have a problem with my use of a imaginary one, call my Oriental Law Firm, Sue, man Sue!! They handle all my legal
bowling problems related to blowing, bragging, and gasconading!!

Norm Duke couldn't even beat the unstoppable force that will be me tomorrow. I suppose he could tie me.. because I plan on going PERFECT. Should I even bring a spare ball tomorrow? I won't need it.

All I'm saying is, if I were you, I'd start thinking of excuses before you went to bed tonight, that way it won't take you too long to think of one after you get crushed tomorrow!!

[MICHAEL]

I put down a billion on Jason. I don't want any part of Michael's balls free or otherwise

Your Billion, and I up you 5 more!!! ursus,,,, are you sure you want to put that kind of money on the table? Do you have a wife and family to support???

notice.

(all money bet in this show down will be not really real, but rather non real)

[ursus]

if you are the real norm duke and have a problem with my use of a imaginary one, call my Oriental Law Firm, Sue, man Sue!! They handle all my legal
bowling problems related to blowing, bragging, and gasconading!!

I am pretty sure blowing is illegal in the bowling alleys in Missouri, no wonder your getting sued all the time

[MICHAEL]

Norm Duke couldn't even beat the unstoppable force that will be me tomorrow. I suppose he could tie me.. because I plan on going PERFECT. Should I even bring a spare ball tomorrow? I won't need it.

All I'm saying is, if I were you, I'd start thinking of excuses before you went to bed tonight, that way it won't take you too long to think of one after you get crushed tomorrow!!

Someone is going to have to teach you some humility young man!!! And,,,, that teacher will be ME!! My parents many years ago taught me the art of being HUMBLE, MEEK, MODEST, UNASSUMING, NOT PRETENTIOUS!!! (NO MORE TALK, or should i say type) this will be my lesson to you!!! Do you smell it Jason,,,,, Take a deep breath,,,,, its the smell of VICTORY for all Old Broken Down Men and Women EVERYWHERE!!!

[JaMau24]

Someone is going to have to teach you some humility young man!!! And,,,, that teacher will be ME!! My parents many years ago taught me the art of being HUMBLE, MEEK, MODEST, UNASSUMING, NOT PRETENTIOUS!!! (NO MORE TALK, or should i say type) this will be my lesson to you!!! Do you smell it Jason,,,,, Take a deep breath,,,,, its the smell of VICTORY for all Old Broken Down Men and Women EVERYWHERE!!!

All I'm going to be smelling is that sweet, lovely smell of wild mint leaf on my Vivid right before it goes down the lane in route to victory for the "Pin Slayer" -- ME!

See you tomorrow, try to sleep well (I'm sure you'll be tossing and turning all night having nightmares of the all-too-predictable outcome tomorrow). Good luck!

-Humble Jason (hahahaha )