Me vs MICHAEL

[MICHAEL]

really? i must have been sleeping all this time.. lol.. the old man's running out of steam..

Martin its a GOOD THING you don't live in Kansas City!!! I would show you JUST how much STEAM this Retired Man OF IRON still has!! I guess you didn't read my thread about the huge mistake I made a few months ago about haveing my BALLS drilled with reverse Pitch!! Last week I corrected that MISTAKE, and now the King Pin, is ready for what ever Jason can dish out! I bowled a 254, with the new pitch FIRST GAME after having it handed to me by the driller!!
that was the Virtual Gravity Nanno. Then he gave me the UNDEFEATED, on league night first game 212, then 231, and 232!

Run out of STEAM, my gluteus maximus!!! Soon the world will know, and young Jason,,, Life begins at 63!!!

[MICHAEL]

Libra (9/23-10/22)
My Horoscope for today Jason!! I had no idea that you adored ME?

Your friends have never adored you more than they do right now, so it's a great time to get out together and have some good clean fun! This is a super day to go out and do something very energetic -- like a game of tennis or basketball, or even a group hike. Members of your inner circle are dying to schedule time with you -- say yes to every invitation, and you'll enjoy some fantastic laughter and some strengthened bonds.

[MICHAEL]

really? i must have been sleeping all this time.. lol.. the old man's running out of steam..

Martin, remember when I said I felt sorry for you, (not winning bowling balls),,,,,, and,,, that if I won my summer league,,,, that I would send you one!
FORGET IT!! I might be and old man, but the steam pressure is JUST FINE,,,,, again ,,, ask my wife!!! No ball for you now!! I am going to give it to
my wife!! In fact I getting her a new ball tomorrow... THE MANIC!!

[Hampe]

Lol.....wasn't that eugene that you promised the ball to?

[MICHAEL]

Well Jumble Pie, and crawfish pie, till I bumble!!! Did I mix them up! You know what they say about the first thing to go!!! Sorry Eugene!! Your still on with the Summer league thing!!
Martin,,,, I could have been your best friend in the USA!! But,,,,,, you make it hard for me to want to be that! Respect,,,, your elders martin! They have all the wisdom of many years oof experience! Jason dosen't even think about you!! I was always praying that YOU Martin or Eugene would win a ball!! Now,,,, Martin,,,,,,,your not in my prayers anymore.

[MICHAEL]

Lol.....wasn't that eugene that you promised the ball to?

Thank YOU Paul!!!

[billf]

Actually it was both but I don't remember how he was going to pick between the two.

[MICHAEL]

Actually it was both but I don't remember how he was going to pick between the two.

Your correct Bill it was both,, up to,,,,, as I remember $500.00 total including shipping the whole ball of wax! Martin made that choice easy for me! He sided with the Dark Knight!! Jason of Spinners!. Eugene of Enlightenment is now my squire! All my prayers, and hopes, and desires for a ball to go overseas is with HIM! Not so much for what he has said about me, but rather what he has NOT SAID!!

[JaMau24]

Mike was a NO SHOW at the bowling alley... I guess he was just scared, and that's fine, I don't blame him. In all seriousness though, I guess he was just bowling over at the other alley.

I did some damn good bowling with the DV8 Too Reckless (no pun intended). Had three 247's and a 257.

Tomorrow Mike, BE THERE! High noon at AMF Northland.

[MICHAEL]

You were correct! Her Manic Ball came in today! So when she got off work she went straight to the alley! That ball was remarkable the way it snapped into the pocket. I hope you post the scores, I don’t know how to reduce the file yet. Her average for 5 games was 176! Not bad for a Cyclone average of 142. It took the 1 game to get it to release the thumb! She pulled a Mike and almost went down the lane with the ball,,, it didn’t come off her thumb!! As I mentioned she just about had a bad accident, and on top of that she couldn’t get her hands out of the ball!! I thought she was going to have a PANIC ATTACK! Trent worked it out in the thumb department! Then she rolled a 170, 219, 157, 161, and last game 177. Her average 176! If Jason posts her scores for me, you will notice many solid 10 pin leaves that could have been strikes! This was a great choice of ball that Trent recommended!!
Joyce is a very happy camper, needless to say!! Her average was 140, to 150 so way over with new ball!

Sounds like that new ball is working for you!!

I will be there at High Noon,,, if my body allows me! As I mentioned in my email to you, had another thumb hang up, but my thumb came out of the ball in a vertical position,,, Sounded like a bomb going off! That arm is getting longer and longer,,,, ( I can now tie my shoes standing up)!! I also found out that when I see a coin on the ground, (as I did today in the parking lot), I can reach down and pick it up without bending my legs, or back! My right arm now hangs down to my ankles! Wife says It looks strange. My reply…. Whatever, Cup-Cake!!!
Trent worked it out also…. But I was not going to push it so I watched her bowl after getting the thumb hole fixed!
NOON! Tomorrow!