Me vs MICHAEL

[JaMau24]

I will be there at High Noon,,, if my body allows me! As I mentioned in my email to you, had another thumb hang up, but my thumb came out of the ball in a vertical position,,, Sounded like a bomb going off! That arm is getting longer and longer,,,, ( I can now tie my shoes standing up)!! I also found out that when I see a coin on the ground, (as I did today in the parking lot), I can reach down and pick it up without bending my legs, or back! My right arm now hangs down to my ankles! Wife says It looks strange. My reply…. Whatever, Cup-Cake!!!

HAHAHA!!! Hilarious!


I posted the scores in the other thread about her getting a new Manic.

[martin]

Your correct Bill it was both,, up to,,,,, as I remember $500.00 total including shipping the whole ball of wax! Martin made that choice easy for me! He sided with the Dark Knight!! Jason of Spinners!. Eugene of Enlightenment is now my squire! All my prayers, and hopes, and desires for a ball to go overseas is with HIM! Not so much for what he has said about me, but rather what he has NOT SAID!!

haha.. i don't side with anybody.. i just hope everybody does well.. at least all of you are better than me.. *sigh..

[MICHAEL]

haha.. i don't side with anybody.. i just hope everybody does well.. at least all of you are better than me.. *sigh..

Thank you Martin,,, maybe I will start to like you as much as Eugune if you stay neutral!! Once you TAKE SIDES!!! Well that a horse of a different color!!!
know what I mean,,,, jelley bean!! LOL... (..... I have a huge heart,,, I will probably forgive you,,,, just give me some time, and keep saying nice things about both Jason, and the Old Man!! Ok!! Martin, I am not burnt out YET!! Ha ha,,haaaa!!! (

[billf]

Martin, I am not burnt out YET!! Ha ha,,haaaa!!! (

It seems that you're not taking brain cells into account. Like me, your brain appears to be fried leaving nothing but a wise-cracking carcass in it's wake.

[JaMau24]

Well the ball did well again today. I had a 266 and 268, and a couple 230's and 220's and some low 200's.

Mike beat me in the series!! The first game Mike had a FANTASTIC 279! Hit the pocket every time, just left a ringing 10 in the 7th.


The next game I beat Mike, but he beat me again in the third game with a 223 and I had a low 200 game. He was also bowling well today, several 200 games and that 279! Glad to see his arm/neck was alright after launching the ball at the ceiling a couple times in the past couple days.

I got robbed quite a few times.. and I'm not just talking about ringing 10's, I'm talking about STONE 8 or 9 pin right, flush in the pocket, like Randy Pederson did against Ernie Schlegel. Mike even left some too.. Not sure if the rack was off or what, it was strange. I know it happens sometimes, but not as often as it did today. I did pick up three nice splits today. 3,4,6,7 twice, the 3,6,7 once.

Also, I was slipping and sticking on the approach today. One time I'd stick, the next time, I'd slip. I didn't get it. Then during my last game (the 268), I slipped and fell right on my knee/wrist (Knee is fine, wrist is a little sore, It'll be fine though). I knew it was gonna happen sooner or later today. Finally I examined my shoe a little more and noticed a little fuzzy thing that was stuck to the heel of my sliding foot. I'm thinking that may have been the problem all day. I had to use my wired brush to get it off. Looked like a piece of lint or something.

Anyway, it was a good day. There is a doubles tournament next weekend I'm trying to get Mike to do with me. I know we'd do very well. We're gonna go check out the lanes and practice a couple games there on Monday (never been there before).

We're all tied up at 5-5 now.

[MICHAEL]

really? i must have been sleeping all this time.. lol.. the old man's running out of steam..

Martin are you there??? Old man running out of (how did you put it STEAM)!! That’s my answer to you, young whippersnapper!!! When was the last time you, in all your young years, bowled a 278,,,, 11 strikes…. Only one solid hit 10 pin leave! Martin,,,, I still like you, but don’t call me, what I call myself!
The old Man is now tied 5 to 5!!
We bowled today for a Yacht 150 foot, and a 100 lane bowling alley in the Bahamas’, ,,,, with one of them there cool bowling machines that clean/polish/sands balls…. The $10,000.00 one!!
I am now a happy man!! I am sure both prizes will be Yachts of Fun!!
((I might even let my good young friend Jason come down and bowl free at my new lanes, by the ocean!! )))
What else is there to even bowl for??? Nirvana,, I am now in a state of blissful oblivion!! Life is good!!

Martin if your ever dowon in the Bahamas,,, stop by and bowl a few free games on me!! (In my state of the art 100 lane bowling lanes)!!

[MICHAEL]

Jason’s new name is going to be THE DUDE!! Remember every time that The Dude was thrown around by all the persons out to get him,,, he NEVER ONCE spilled a drop of his White Russian drink! Even when they threw him into the limo, he kept his drink up right!!
Well when Jason falls,, while making his delivery, he always,,, ALWAYS gets a STRIKE!! It happened at least 4 or 5 times this afternoon…. !! One time I thought I might have to call for and ambulance!! He went down all the way hit his wrist,,,(bowling wrist), on the floor)!! (((((((but he got a strike!!!!))))) its amazing!! Just like in the movie,, and the REAL DUDE!! Only with Jason its not a drink, but getting a strike!!
I made the suggestion that he trip himself, every time just before the delivery, and maybe then,,,,, he might get that elusive 300 game that he has been sooooo close to getting… I even offered to trip him going into his delivery, but Jason being the HONEST YOUNG MAN he IS,,,,, Said,,,,, “Mike, that would be cheating”! God I knew right then,,,, at that moment,,, why I respect him so much!!
I think I will have that Shirt Made for him,,,, for Jason ,,,, is THE DUDE!!!

[JaMau24]

Jason’s new name is going to be THE DUDE!! Remember every time that The Dude was thrown around by all the persons out to get him,,, he NEVER ONCE spilled a drop of his White Russian drink! Even when they threw him into the limo, he kept his drink up right!!
Well when Jason falls,, while making his delivery, he always,,, ALWAYS gets a STRIKE!! It happened at least 4 or 5 times this afternoon…. !! One time I thought I might have to call for and ambulance!! He went down all the way hit his wrist,,,(bowling wrist), on the floor)!! (((((((but he got a strike!!!!))))) its amazing!! Just like in the movie,, and the REAL DUDE!! Only with Jason its not a drink, but getting a strike!!
I made the suggestion that he trip himself, every time just before the delivery, and maybe then,,,,, he might get that elusive 300 game that he has been sooooo close to getting… I even offered to trip him going into his delivery, but Jason being the HONEST YOUNG MAN he IS,,,,, Said,,,,, “Mike, that would be cheating”! God I knew right then,,,, at that moment,,, why I respect him so much!!
I think I will have that Shirt Made for him,,,, for Jason ,,,, is THE DUDE!!!

hahaha.. Trip and fall = a strike.

Which one? I might get one.



Although, I might just have to get this... hilarious!


A bunch of awesome, hilarious, Big Lebowski shirts here -- http://www.80stees.com/pages/t-shirt...i-t-shirts.asp

[JaMau24]

Here you go, Mike. I found the bowling outfit for you!

[ursus]

Is that the official Jesus leisure suit? That is almost better than Ernie's bedazzling blouse and bellbottoms