Me vs MICHAEL

**MICHAEL** · 07-01-2012, 10:08 AM

How about Wolfman,,,( wild hair, full beard ect), or Iceman, Neanderthal look with all the hair and beard?
I am getting Jason a cool Dude shirt, and at that same web site they also sell some cool top gun shirts, with Wolfman, and Iceman! ((my color,, black shirt with white writing! I am thinking I like the nick name ICE!! I have iced opponents before! Only difference I would make would be to change the small writing on the left chest side of shirt that has the top gun logo, and put 6pence! That was my number in college! My last name is Pence, and the coach thought 6 would be a great number, thus 6Pence!
I was a defensive back in college. Ok…. ICEMAN it will be, nick name ICE!! From this moment on my name is NOT MICHAEL,,,, but ICE!! Lol…..() Give me a call tomorrow Dude when you want to check out Liberty Bowl, remember I have league form 1pm to 2:30, on Mondays!

**JaMau24** · 07-01-2012, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by MICHAEL

How about Wolfman,,,( wild hair, full beard ect), or Iceman, Neanderthal look with all the hair and beard?

Sounds good!

I am getting Jason a cool Dude shirt

I told you, I'll get one! No need for you to spend your money, although I appreciate the gesture. Thanks anyway!

Give me a call tomorrow Dude when you want to check out Liberty Bowl, remember I have league form 1pm to 2:30, on Mondays!

Ok Sounds good. I'll probably see you up there at NKC at around 2:30 too.

**MICHAEL** · 07-01-2012, 10:43 PM

Sounds good to us,,, Joyce wants to use her Manic,,,(she has only used it the day we picked it up, and she had a 176 average out of 5 games! We can bowl our free games, then go to Liberty to check out the lanes over there. You can take your truck, or ride in mine with Joyce and Me! When was that tournament in Liberty? Middle of July? The Dude, and Iceman!! We just might take the prize money home!

**JaMau24** · 07-01-2012, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by MICHAEL

Sounds good to us,,, Joyce wants to use her Manic,,,(she has only used it the day we picked it up, and she had a 176 average out of 5 games! We can bowl our free games, then go to Liberty to check out the lanes over there. You can take your truck, or ride in mine with Joyce and Me! When was that tournament in Liberty? Middle of July? The Dude, and Iceman!! We just might take the prize money home!

Next Saturday (July 7th) at 1 PM. See ya tomorrow.

**MICHAEL** · 07-03-2012, 08:31 AM

To all members of BowlingBoard.com, I am no longer Michael! From this date forward, to all but BILL, I am THE ICEMAN!! ICE for short! That includes you too Dude! I think Icing is something I am GOOD at! Ask the Dude! With my antics, be it old war injuries, to falls, I have had as an Iron Worker, (only 2 in 30 years, not bad), Many of my apprentice class are gone due in accidents in the craft! Guess What Dude,,, The Ice Man is still walking,,, not only walking buy kicking Dudes, butts all over the Midwest!!

Sometimes I Ice by luring my target into a sense of over confidence, that boarders on sympathy! I ‘ll come up with a limp that suddenly comes on, maybe drop to one knee in pain, but say,,,, I’ll be ok,,, just give me a few seconds to master the pain with myself Icing mind over pain!! I can even Ice an average bowler, (Not YOU BILL), with a stare! I have actually seen opponents quiver in fear just from a stare from my Cold Blue Gauze into their eye’s and inner soul, and when I see their eyes twitch,,, I know The Ice Man owns them!! Their mine! You know the old saying, (He who twitches FIRST, looses!!)
Ice man is a good Name, it fits me like an old shoe purchased from the thrift shop!! Funny,,,, I even drink my Hot Coffee, Iced, my hot tea, Iced,,,, ,,, my Hot dogs, are Iced, Everything I drink or eat is Iced for good reasn… I am so darn HOT!! even my underwear is Iced!

I am asking the moderator’s to change the Name on all my threads, to Iceman! I know it will be a lot of work, but in the end it will be worth your effort! Michael does not EVEN portray the wrath, and total destruction I can inflict on bowling opponents on a given day, ( except for you Bill)!
Yes the other day when the Dude and I bowled,,,, 11 strikes,,,,, in one game with a 10 pin leave!! One frame from perfect again!! It Iced the Dude,,, for a moment,,,, but being the Dude he came back in the second game and warmed Iceman up!! I actually felt beads of sweat coming forth from my forehead!! I then turned down the thermostat, and WON the Third Game!
The Dude does not operate well at sub-Zero temperatures,,,, and his balls don’t handle the frozen lanes well at all…… Yes,,,,, ICEMAN!!

Dude,,,,,, FRIDAY July the 7, will be the real Fireworks!! And Ice will put a damper on your usual display!
We are now 5 and 5 Dude!! Friday will be the day of RECKENING!!
ICEMAN!!

**Hampe** · 07-03-2012, 09:02 AM

Hmmmm......no, you look more like a "Frosty" to me. :P

**MICHAEL** · 07-03-2012, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by Hampe

Hmmmm......no, you look more like a "Frosty" to me. :P

You know what the Song says about Frosty! He’ll be back again some day!! And guess what!! I am BACK!! My balls are working for me now!!! And at my age thats a good thing as Martha would say!! Made some corrections in Pitch!! That is going to create some BIG PROBLEMS for my VICTIMS!! Ice is not Frosty!!,,,, I am Stone Cold, ICEMAN! Zeus himself has nothing on the ICEMAN in a bowling alley, for it is my domain!!

**MICHAEL** · 07-04-2012, 01:38 AM

Ok Dude, (Jason),,,, Your wing man and his copilot did their job this evening! We knocked off The Top Guns in the $1000.00 14 week summer league! We now have our F-14 bowling bags loaded with devastating weaponry! We can hit the enemy with a smorgasbord of lethal bowling balls!!
We will with our new spinner, be tough to take down!! I am getting better and better at knowing when to change balls, and go to a different cover stock, with a different finish! Today I had a good ball but 3 in a role 10 pin leaves,,,, moved up one step with my number two Undefeated with a higher grit, and it solved the problem! My main problem is Focus, Focus!!… its hitting MY MARK!! Lack of Focus! I will get that 300….. and that first league 700 series soon! 673 today,,, wish I could have used my forth game and would have make it.. 226. Would have had a 713!
I bowled the last few frames with the damaged ball. It gave me a in pocket 10 pin leave,,, which that ball was not doing until the damage. It was in the track area all agreed.. I thought about not throwing it after the 10 pin leave in the 10 frame of the final game for total pins,,,,, but decided to just for the hell of it, ( you could hear its pain as it rolled to the pocket, almost a wimpering sound,,,,,,, STRIKE!! That damn ball ,,,,, what can I say,,,, I LOVE IT!! The UNDEFEATED!
See you Friday Dude,,,, Iceman!!! Bring your best game!! () 5 to 5, and Iceman is HOT!! Think you can melt the Ice!!! Haaaa,, HAAAAAA!!! FRIDAY!!

**MICHAEL** · 07-06-2012, 10:50 AM

5 to 5…. And people said it would be soooooo one sided!! Jason will wax your ……well we all know that has not been the case!! Youth with all its youth,,,, against ,,,,,, wisdom,,, knowledge,,,, experience,,, and might I say just damn good looks and raw physical god given ability! Yes I am talking about the Iceman!
I have this ability to ICE my victims! Most won’t look me straight in the eyes, knowing it will destroy their ability to throw strikes, and more times than not leave 7 or worse yet 10 pin leaves!!!
Jason,,, my good young friend,,, I will have the edge this afternoon! I will have all my babies,,, (bowling balls), fitted up with Vice IT!! JUST as the name says plainly,,,, YOU WILL FEEL THE VICE CLOSING IN ON YOUR desire to win this afternoon!! The Vise will feel so tight that I just hope it doesn’t cause serious damage to your psyche!!
5 to 5…… 23 year old, against a (could be grandpa),, “I know we have already had this discussion”, and the math says, I COULD BE YOUR GRANDPA!!!
But today, Jason,,,,, I will not bowl like any grandpa you KNOW!! I will bowl like the warrior I am ,,,, THE ICEMAN!!

**MICHAEL** · 07-06-2012, 09:25 PM

Dude had a bad afternoon, at NKC! Just one of those things, so I said, lets wait till next week! It’s the worse I have ever seen him bowl against me! He did have a couple nice games, but was not his afternoon to be bowling Iceman!
I think it had to do with him looking at me, and I have already covered what my ICE COLD LOOK can do to and opponent!
Jason is bowing in a prize tournament tomorrow! I wish him luck!!
I plan on going to watch! I will keep my distance, I promised not to get to close,,, he was afraid I might ICE HIM!!

I was going to be in the tournament, (and now I wish I would have), but wasn’t sure how well the twist IT’s were going to work! I can only say this about the inserts, They Work even better then I could even IMAGINED!!

I think bowling is a lot like baseball,,,, you have good days, and bad,,,, most of the Dude's days are VERY good! I am sure he will do GREAT tomorrow!!!