Me vs MICHAEL

[MICHAEL]

HEY, Dude,,,, does the team have a name? If not, with our line up,,,, what about ((( UNSTOPPABLES )))! When do we START!!!

I am in cell block DV8,,, food here is ok,,, but a little on the HOT side, spicy! I hope to get out in time for the league play! Dude, that is the last time I am going to bowl with you for Jail time!! One good thing, I guess they didn’t have room for me in the Men’s prison, so I am in a woman’s cell block with 8 women, I would trade 4 of them for a couple bowling lanes, know what I mean Dude?

I hope things are getting better with you, and Bubba,,, in Folsom prison!! Next time he gets a little frisky with you…. Just say NO!! LOL……. Later Dude!

[JaMau24]

HEY, Dude,,,, does the team have a name? If not, with our line up,,,, what about ((( UNSTOPPABLES )))! When do we START!!!

I think we start the third Thursday in August.... Not sure if we have a team name yet.. When I bowled youth league 7 years ago, I had a team name called "UnstoppaBOWL" lol

I am in cell block DV8,,, food here is ok,,, but a little on the HOT side, spicy! I hope to get out in time for the league play! Dude, that is the last time I am going to bowl with you for Jail time!! One good thing, I guess they didn’t have room for me in the Men’s prison, so I am in a woman’s cell block with 8 women, I would trade 4 of them for a couple bowling lanes, know what I mean Dude?

I hope things are getting better with you, and Bubba,,, in Folsom prison!! Next time he gets a little frisky with you…. Just say NO!! LOL……. Later Dude!

Hahahaha... Yeah, I certainly have the Folsom prison blues... How's things in the women's prison? Have they braided your hair and painted your nails yet? I have a feeling "Big Bertha" is keeping you in line too... haha

[MICHAEL]

Hahahaha... Yeah, I certainly have the Folsom prison blues... How's things in the women's prison? Have they braided your hair and painted your nails yet? I have a feeling "Big Bertha" is keeping you in line too... haha
Not yet!!! But whatever Big Bertha wants!!!!! Bertha gets!!!! She has been eyeing me with that evil left eye, ( she lost her right eye in a bit#h fight!) Its funny,,,, as I set in my cell of 8 women, I am drawn to Big Bertha,,,, I can easily overlook the nose, and cavity where her right eye use to be. I can even over look that fact that her Arms 2 ½ the size of mine,,, I can even overlook the pigeon toed bowed legs. The fungus on the bottom left side of her lip,,, is not bad, when she applies Rube Red lipstick!! What I can’t seem to overlook is her poor use of the English Language!
I hoping to get out, before I do something I may regret on down the road!! Say hi to Big Bubba!!! Watch your self!!!

[billf]

Michael, Michael, Michael....it's really ironic that you made the statement how you can't seem to overlook Bertha's poor use of the English language. You are one of the worst posters on this forum for improper grammar and spelling. Not picking (too much) just pointing out the irony as your post once again had me in stitches.

[ursus]

I thought Big Bertha was Striker12

[JaMau24]

Iceman is going down tomorrow.... What are we playing for? Any suggestions? I'm thinking we should just do a 1 game final.. It has more pressure and is more fun in my opinion.

[MICHAEL]

Let bowl for a chastity Belt!! Holy sh@t Batman!!! They are all coming at me! Forming a line!! You would think me being Iceman that looking at me would leave them cold!! But they seem to enjoy my command of the English language! Unlike Bill! More than anything they enjoy looking at my dangling participles, on paper!! Jason I hope, and pray that I will have the strength to bowl tomorrow, after this line up! The warden said that they would let me out for 3 hours tomorrow with Big Bertha’s permission! He/She, (I am not sure what), maybe it,,,,,,,, runs this place!! If you could see it in your heart to bowl for chastity belt, even though I am not chase, I NEED ONE HERE!!
If you win,,, I give Big Bertha your home address, so when she gets out in a few weeks, she can look you up!! She reads all your posts….. likes the fact that you’re a Big Time Bowler!!! Her words: ( “If the Dude can SPARE the time, I am sure he will not STRIKE OUT!!”,,,)…. I am sure some how she IS TALKING about bowling, this being a bowling site. Bill you will find this interesting since your and English Major, Big Bertha use to be a University Professor, and TIT university, Just down the road from ASU! She graduated from MIT, but her fondest memories are from TIT university! Her minor was in Bowling! She wants to talk to you, Jason! That will be your prize!!! How about me giving her your email address first!! Then you tow can take it from there! TIT, is a school down south Trans International Teaching University! I know I have learned a LOT from her! Maybe you too!! What’s that email address????

[martin]

Iceman is going down tomorrow.... What are we playing for? Any suggestions? I'm thinking we should just do a 1 game final.. It has more pressure and is more fun in my opinion.

just like racers sometimes race for pink slips, maybe both of you playing for a bowling ball? whoever wins gets 1 of the loser's bowling ball..

[MICHAEL]

We bowled our practice games, and then Jason said this is it!!! Well,,,,, Martin, lets just say I have waaaaaay too many balls NOW!! I took the Dude Down! LOL


I now own 3 of The Dudes bowling balls!!! I am thinking about leasing them back to him, and maybe giving him a chance to win them back!,,,, but he will have to be nice to this old man! Hey I have a birthday coming up in September, 64!! (send gifts, and or cash to Iceman or The Dude, in care of BowlingBoard.com!! lol…… Like I said,,,, every Old Dog has its Day!!!

All you old warriors out there,,, today was not an Iceman Victory,,,, it was a victory for all of US over 60!!
Next week,,, who knows,,,,, The Dude might massacre me,,,,, but the sweet smell of victory was mine today!! And I am Rich in, not only bowling balls that I won,,,, but in the knowledge that with age one can still be victorious!! ICEMAN

[ursus]

We bowled our practice games, and then Jason said this is it!!! Well,,,,, Martin, lets just say I have waaaaaay too many balls NOW!! I took the Dude Down! LOL


I now own 3 of The Dudes bowling balls!!! I am thinking about leasing them back to him, and maybe giving him a chance to win them back!,,,, but he will have to be nice to this old man! Hey I have a birthday coming up in September, 64!! (send gifts, and or cash to Iceman or The Dude, in care of BowlingBoard.com!! lol…… Like I said,,,, every Old Dog has its Day!!!

All you old warriors out there,,, today was not an Iceman Victory,,,, it was a victory for all of US over 60!!
Next week,,, who knows,,,,, The Dude might massacre me,,,,, but the sweet smell of victory was mine today!! And I am Rich in, not only bowling balls that I won,,,, but in the knowledge that with age one can still be victorious!! ICEMAN

You have Icewater Running Through Your Veins