Me vs MICHAEL

[MICHAEL]

Just remember, whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

If that's true, then I won't need to work out for 6 months!! Wow,,,, It was their first time bowling I think,,, key indicator was the bowling bare footed, with their pant legs rolled up!! It was actually funny!! The Dude and I found ourselves laughing toward the end! Heeee Haaaaa…. lol lol

[ursus]

If that's true, then I won't need to work out for 6 months!! Wow,,,, It was their first time bowling I think,,, key indicator was the bowling bare footed, with their pant legs rolled up!! It was actually funny!! The Dude and I found ourselves laughing toward the end! Heeee Haaaaa…. lol lol

LOL!! I can almost hear the banjo music in the background

[billf]

How much of that story is true? Damn Mike, you come up with so many doozies I can't tell what's real anymore.

[Florida Bowler]

That family was there to help you practice bowling with distractions.

[MICHAEL]

Believe ME, it’s a Happened!! When we left the AMF, I kept looking for a old 1930’s model truck with some rocking chairs mounted in the bed for Grandma!! When grandma would (( out of nowhere, in the middle of an approach, start singing, in an old soprano, quivering voice,,, Shall WE Gather At The River,,,, I,,,,,,, I didn’t know if I should bowl, or stop and bow my head!!! Then there were the ones , ( I would say in their 30, and 40s hollering out,,,, (again while bowling but at their own people), MISS,,,, MISS,,, THROW a GUTTER BALL,,,,, and many times just a yell, that sounded like a coon dog from HELL!!
Kids, running around, playing tag! It was indeed a test of concentration!! And this is just 1/5 of the story!! Come to think of it, The Dude and Iceman could have used a 5th!!!
It was CRRRRRAAAAAAZZZZZY!! We actually found it funny! I kept thinking that a camera was hidden somewhere, and any minute, a clown would jump out of the ball return
and say: SMILE,,, YOUR on Candid Camera!

[MICHAEL]

HUGE day tomorrow!!! THE DUDE’s tied for first place,,, (I think their tied), will be playing the spoilers!! Manic, and ICEMAN!! Big game for the Dude’s team! Since Manic got her new ball, she has been a force to reckon with! Last Tuesday we played a team that was ahead of us, and beat them 4 out of 5! Week before that we won 3 of 5, and the week before that another 3 of 5,,, this has all be happening since Manic, got her MANIC BALL If Ice man is on, and Manic’s new ball is kicking butt,,,, it will be a Rumble in the Jungle!!!!!!!!!! And may The Team that’s BEST Tomorrow, Win!!
If the Dude is HOT,,,, Manic and Iceman will have to step up to the plate!!! Should be an Ice-Cold-Blast!!
(Tickets are on sale at local AMF Lanes, Limited number, so hurry,, AND GET YOURS NOW!)

[JaMau24]

We are 1 game back from the first place team... We need to have a good performance against you and Joyce tomorrow... Should be fun.. Whatever happens, I just hope we all bowl well.

[MICHAEL]

Wow,,,,, Dude do you know how hard this is going to be on Manic, and Iceman!! Bowling you, knowing your just 1 game out of first!!! We don’t like the evil team that’s in first place for several reasons! Other than likeing ourselves the most, you are our second choice! Manic and I almost feel like staying home, and letting the chips fall where they may! If it were not for the huge cash prize, we could care less! But the way the First Place team brings in top guns at points, ((LIKE LAST WEEK)), when you played each other. Their 210 bowler seems to not make it for the big games, and they bring in BowlZilla,,, the guy with the 230 average!!
This is where we get into the bull shi%!! Why didn’t their absent bowler prebowl?? Why not carry average like I think is the only fair way when BIG MONEY IS involved! ((I know, I keep hearing that you have to pay for the bowling, and it’s not right to pay and not play)) Easy solution, you get free bowling ticket for the games you paid for! As I have said before, it’s also not fair IMHA, to prebowl! You’re getting, and can have great oil, and no distractions depending on how good of a friend the mgr.’s are!
It’s all about fair! But this Evil Force that is in 1st place now, shuffling at will one of THE Better Bowlers in the World is not fair or even good sportsmanship!
I have even seen them worshiping false idols in that dark corner of the bowling alley, over by the Red Hot’s machine! Red HOTS…. Put it all together, and what do you have Dude!!!
Evil,,,,, Yes right here in River City!! With a Capital E that rhymes with B, that stands for Bowling! Next thing you know they will be putting guys like Pete, and Norm under their spell, and having them do their Evil Deed’s!
It’s not FAIR Dude! And it’s not fair that Manic and Myself should have to go up against a team that is the complete opposite of The Team From He$$! Money is their God, and Fair play is not in their vocabulary!
What should we do???? Damn Dude!! We are caught between a rock, and a Evil Place!! I know what I would like to do!!! BEING ICEMAN, you have heard the saying: WHEN HELL FREZZESES OVER!!

[billf]

What should you do? You go and bowl your best. I know you would like to have an "off" night but I also know Jason doesn't want to win squat that way.
Two wrongs don't make a right so go and bowl your best. The bowling Gods are watching and will give the evil team their just desserts in the end.

[MICHAEL]

YOUR Right Bill,,,,,, Your absolutly correct about The Dude!!!

I mentioned to The Dude my ambivalent feeling I had about bowling him under the conditions mentioned in previous thread! Being the kind of good, honorable young man he IS, he said, come in with all we got!!
Manic and Iceman will! God Bless Jason,,,,, for his honorableness! And integrity!! It just proves to me that there is hope for the Future in this land of greed, and kick the guy when he’s down, me,,, ME society! YOU’RE A GOOD MAN JASON/Dude! I am PROUD to call you a GOOD FRIEND!!!