Me vs MICHAEL

[MICHAEL]

Haha.. It's all in good fun! I wouldn't talk trash to anyone else unless I knew it was just in a playful manner.

If someone were actually being an a$$hole and talking trash to me, I'd let my performance do the talking.

Speak for yourself Dude! You are getting waaaaaaaaay tooooooo big for your bowling shoes!! I can tell now its time to take you down a notch or two,,,,, maybe even 3!!! So you did a 300,,,, and a 299 last week! What you didn’t know was I ran the damn lane machine to make it EASY to get! I actually taped off a nice hooking pattern leading right into the pocket for you! But,,,, wow,,,,, you are Mr. Big head now! You need to change your name to Mr. B!! (stands for BIGHEAD)!! I saw you signing autographs for all the young ladies that watched you beat Iceman Last week!
Dude,,,, I thought you would be more ,,,,,, (much more), humble then you have been! Its time for Iceman,,,,, ((the guy that last Monday, 6 days ago, almost bowled a 300 game,,,, Just ten pins shy,,, on a tough not tampered with long house pattern, and then a 235!
Mine was on league,,,,, sure you have had some great games on league too! But do you know the difference between you and me……
Good manners!!! When I was signing autographs last Monday after the 700 series, and 290 game, I didn’t charge $5.00! I thought to myself,,,, Wow,,,, The Dude has let a great day, change him into a
B head, (mentioned above) and frankly I wish I would never have set up that oil pattern for you!
Didn’t you think it was strange that every ball you threw went like a magnet straight to the pocket… (think back!)
Yes Dude if you are really as good as you tell people you are, then show me,,,, SHOW ME IN NKC!!
I will not tamper with the lane machine this time!
That one cute little girl you took the $5.00 from was just 12 years old! And that was her lunch money for school! Remember the one with Red short red hair,,, the one that said that her Dad lost his job, and mom was in a wheel chair! She ask you real nice to for your autograph free, and you said, little one, hang on to this,,, it will be worth more than 5 buck’s one day! You took her money and coldly said, NEXT!!
It brings a tear to Iceman’s eyes ,,,,,, just,,,,,,,,,(give me a minute here please),,,,, ok I am back,,,
I had to go refrigerate myself, melting is not a good thing in my case! You will go down this coming Friday! And Iceman will give that poor girl her lunch money back!
I am bowling you for that small, underweight, cute little girl, and the $5.00 you took for your autograph!!
Dude ,,,, do you have no shame!!!

[GeorgiaStroker]

Don't listen to him Jason. I did some checking and it turns out the little girl is underweight because she has bulimia, her father lost his job in a hostile takeover of a large multi-national corporation where he took a severance package of several billion dollars, and the mother only has a slight limp from kicking the butler in the pants for spilling tea on the new carpet. You should have charged the little whiner $100. I'll be looking for you on TV Jason. Surely a ball contract and several sponsors are lining up for you right now.

[ursus]

Speak for yourself Dude! You are getting waaaaaaaaay tooooooo big for your bowling shoes!! I can tell now its time to take you down a notch or two,,,,, maybe even 3!!! So you did a 300,,,, and a 299 last week! What you didn’t know was I ran the damn lane machine to make it EASY to get! I actually taped off a nice hooking pattern leading right into the pocket for you! But,,,, wow,,,,, you are Mr. Big head now! You need to change your name to Mr. B!! (stands for BIGHEAD)!! I saw you signing autographs for all the young ladies that watched you beat Iceman Last week!
Dude,,,, I thought you would be more ,,,,,, (much more), humble then you have been! Its time for Iceman,,,,, ((the guy that last Monday, 6 days ago, almost bowled a 300 game,,,, Just ten pins shy,,, on a tough not tampered with long house pattern, and then a 235!
Mine was on league,,,,, sure you have had some great games on league too! But do you know the difference between you and me……
Good manners!!! When I was signing autographs last Monday after the 700 series, and 290 game, I didn’t charge $5.00! I thought to myself,,,, Wow,,,, The Dude has let a great day, change him into a
B head, (mentioned above) and frankly I wish I would never have set up that oil pattern for you!
Didn’t you think it was strange that every ball you threw went like a magnet straight to the pocket… (think back!)
Yes Dude if you are really as good as you tell people you are, then show me,,,, SHOW ME IN NKC!!
I will not tamper with the lane machine this time!
That one cute little girl you took the $5.00 from was just 12 years old! And that was you lunch money for school! Remember the one with Read hair,,, short,,,, the one that said that her Dad lost his job, and mom was in a wheel chair! She ask you real nice to for your autograph free, and you said, little one, hang on to this,,, it will be worth more than 5 buck’s one day! You took her money and coldly said, NEXT!!
It brings a tear to Iceman’s eyes ,,,,,, just,,,,,,,,,(give me a minute here please),,,,, ok I am back,,,
I had to go refrigerate myself, melting is not a good thing in my case! You will go down this coming Friday! And Iceman will give that poor girl her lunch money back!
I am bowling you for that small, underweight, cute little girl, and the $5.00 you took for your autograph!!
Dude ,,,, do you have no shame!!!

The part that disturbs me most is when the Dude was walking off and kicked that poor girl's puppy. She was so heartbroken!!! I have seen some things in my life but nothing as heartless as kicking a poor girl's 3 legged puppy dog

[JaMau24]

Don't listen to him Jason. I did some checking and it turns out the little girl is underweight because she has bulimia, her father lost his job in a hostile takeover of a large multi-national corporation where he took a severance package of several billion dollars, and the mother only has a slight limp from kicking the butler in the pants for spilling tea on the new carpet. You should have charged the little whiner $100. I'll be looking for you on TV Jason. Surely a ball contract and several sponsors are lining up for you right now.

You're right Chris. I was wondering why she kept running to the bathroom after eating 2 bites from a candy bar she was so desperately begging her father for, it was the bulimia. She was one spoiled little brat. and the Dad, don't get me started. Being the billionaire that he is, he no longer thought he should have to walk anywhere, so he had the worlds most advanced wheel chair created so he could be comfortable at all times and not expend energy walking like the rest of us hard working people do. That guy was one stuck up prick who always spoiled his bulimic daughter with everything!

And Ursus, I never kicked that 3 legged puppy. The mom, being the devilish woman that she is, had the dog's leg amputated, so it would play on peoples emotions more when she would scam people. The scam? The scam is, she trained this poor little dog to walk close to peoples feet, and jump back and roll as soon as it got close to their feet. Then she'd scream and scream saying "you kicked my dog!!" All in hopes of filing a lawsuit and suing the person for emotional damage. One sick twisted family!

I didn't even charge her $5! The dad was spoiling her with more cash for the vending machines and arcade games, and he dropped a $5 bill. This guy was heckling me all day, saying, "I could do better than that in this wheel chair I created!" I saw this cute little unfortunate boy down on the alley, watching me, and he was trying to learn how to bowl. So I was signing an autograph for him, and after I did, I set it on the counter, and went to snag that $5 bill that jerk dropped and was going to give it to the kid at the end of the alley so he could play arcade games since he didn't have the money to (wrong to steal from the guy? Maybe, but he deserved it.). So when I got back, I noticed the brat girl took the autograph from off the counter. I guess Mike must have saw the $5 in my hand, her with my autograph, and the guy in wheelchair and decided to make his own judgement of the situation. So anyway, I went over and gave that kid the $5 bill, and I signed another autograph for him and said "here buddy, I want you to have this, and I also want you to sign something for me, that way, when or if we both become famous, we'll each have each others autograph!"

[MICHAEL]

Dude, that little dog that only had 3 legs died today! It wasn’t so much the fact that you kicked him over 30 yards, it was that it landed on That Blind legless vet that was just trying to get a little money to make it back to his mother that’s dying of a broken heart! The poor 3 legged dog landed on the vets, World War ONE German officers helmet,,,,, You know the one’s that has a sharp pointed knife like ornament on top! It was a bloody landing you heartless, 3 legged dog murderer!!

The little girl was so dog-gone upset that she cried her heart out!! She is on the waiting list for a NEW ONE! WHILE YOU JUST STOOD THERE AND Howled like a mad dog! Her father is penniless! Having this huge heart, he gave all his money to The Salvation Army! Such a huge heart Dude!!!

I will relish beating you Friday, for all the jobless, fathers, that cant’ feed their children! I will also do it for that, tail wagging, once happy 3 legged dog, Tommy,,, yes dude he had a name,,, and he got your POINT!! My god man!!! Are you even human!!

I bowled my first game on that sports pattern tonight with my UNDFEATED, and it was the highest score bowled in the first round, it was a 220!! It is a ball of Justice and honor! I am going to tap into its magic to overcome the evil that lurks within your heart, (you do have a heart don’t you), and let it purify you with the forgiving, healing powers of defeat!! You are going down, not with DV8’s, Storm, Track, Brunswick, Nano’s, banano’s or whatever,,,, it will be the ball that the knights of the round table used to defeat evil!

[MICHAEL]

Dude tomorrow, we will not be bowling on your favorite lanes, we will be bowling down in my territory! We will be bowling where Iceman lives, my back yard! I am sick and tired of bowling the simple lanes of Vivion!

I own NKC! You will be lucky to leave with any degree of dignity!
I am doing this for all that’s good in this wonderful world! Good Parents, Good little girls and their mothers! But most importantly for all the Poor Three legged dogs of the World!

Yes,,, Tommy was a good dog! Did you hear how he lost his leg!! Its worth telling:
He was out doing his daily run, chasing a few cars, relieving himself on Mary Beth’s favorite flowers, When out of the blue he heard a Fire Fighter screaming in pain,,, HELP,,,, Help me! Tommy went to the Fire Fighter, whose name was Sparky, and noticed that he was lying on his back, holding his Left Leg!
Tommy, having been to the Vet many times in his dogs years, knew that it was fractured in upper Femur area, with maybe damage to the Flexor muscle!
Long Story short, Tommy needed to jump into action! He ran into the burning house toward the sound of a young girl crying!! Fire to the Left of him,,, fire to the Right of him, into the burning fires of hell, toward the voice!

He noticed that on the wall, pictures of the family bowling together, and it warmed his dog-gone heart! Tommy thought to himself, a family that bowls together, never splits!! LOL (that was good) never splits)

Tommy found the room where the young red headed little girl was trapped! He told the girl WHAT TO DO to save her life,,,, over,,, and OVER!! Then it dawned on him, that she didn’t speak, or understand DOG!

The smoke was getting so thick that she passed out! Tommy knew that Red Heads have much thicker, and stronger hair follicles then blondes , or burnets,,, so he got a mouth full of her hair and started down the electric escalator, ( they were a rich family), At the bottom the alignment was damaged and his left rear paw, and leg were,,, (need I go any further with what happened)

Next thing that Tommy remembered was waking up in a animal hospital, with reporters, politicians, and even President Obama standing by his side!
Yes Tommy saved the girl, but what a price to pay! This is the dog I will be bowling for Dude, and all the other 3 legged dogs out there! I will set up a trust fund for them! It will be distributed to them on an as needed base for such things as food, shelter, and artificial limbs!
When ask by a reporter if he would do it again if he heard the call,,,, Tommy put it this way,,, Bark,,,bar,,Bark, BARK,,, burrrak! Well said Tommy! May you Rest in Peace!!

[GeorgiaStroker]

Next thing that Tommy remembered was waking up in a animal hospital, with reporters, politicians, and even President Obama standing by his side!
Yes Tommy saved the girl, but what a price to pay!

Waking up to politicians is a big price to pay.

[MICHAEL]

[QUOTE=GeorgiaStroker;50079]Waking up to politicians is a big price to pay.


Yes, (it’s an election year), Mitt had a photo taken with Tommy also! Animals, and small children, never want to miss a photo taken under those circumstances!! Lol
Frankly I would rather wake up to Lucifer, ( at least he’s not pretending to be anything other than what he is!) lol wow,,,, seems like it’s getting warm all the sudden??

[ursus]

I will donate a homeade artificial canine limb to the prize fund in honor of Tommy. Sure it may just look like a ordinary stick and duct tape to you but to a 3 legged dog it looks like hope and the chance to get its dignity back.

[MICHAEL]

I will donate a homeade artificial canine limb to the prize fund in honor of Tommy. Sure it may just look like a ordinary stick and duct tape to you but to a 3 legged dog it looks like hope and the chance to get its dignity back.

Bless YOU URSUS~~~ YOUR A GOOD MAN!! I am sure all the 3 legged dogs, out there reading this thread, will be grateful!!