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    He noticed that on the wall, pictures of the family bowling together, and it warmed his dog-gone heart! Tommy thought to himself, a family that bowls together, never splits!! LOL (that was good) never splits)
    Hilarious! lol...

    Tommy put it this way,,, Bark,,,bar,,Bark, BARK,,, burrrak! Well said Tommy! May you Rest in Peace!!
    When did Tommy die!? Now I know this is a fabricated story. He's not dead!

    Dude tomorrow, we will not be bowling on your favorite lanes, we will be bowling down in my territory! We will be bowling where Iceman lives, my back yard! I am sick and tired of bowling the simple lanes of Vivion!

    I own NKC! You will be lucky to leave with any degree of dignity!
    Yawn... Doesn't matter where we bowl at... I will continue to be, the fire to your ice. Time to melt again.

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    Mike has been trying to say Tommy died after you kicked him. Truth be told, the fact is Mike abducted Tommy. Mike was trying to keep him hidden but being the manipulative, cold person he is, Mike accidently froze Tommy. Not realizing what he had done, Mike walked in and step on poor, frozen Tommy shattering the little pooch into a thousand pieces. Now he is trying to turn his guilt on to you Jason. Do not take the bait. Ignore the puns, the bold print, the large font and focus on the task at hand........melting the evil villain that calls himself the Iceman. You, Jason, are The Dude and we all know, The Dude can not be frozen!!
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    Soon all will know if Tommy is alive, or all broken up! Tune in after the showdown Friday between the Dude, ( the 3 legged dog kicker),,,, a known Close friend of Michael Vick,,,, and ICEMAN, defender of truth and justice, in a Cool sort of a way! Tommy,,,,,, tommy if you hear me, This Games for YOU!!
    Dude goes around now with a huge 24k gold chain around his neck, with a 64k ink pen attached to it! It’s the same pen that he sign that autograph with for that poor little scuffed up little girl that was under weight, with the Red Hair, who only had one thing in life she loved,,,, TOMMY!!
    Is Tommy alive? Soon you will all know the TRUTH!

    Lots of people making up stuff,,, Iceman will tell it like it is!! SOON!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MICHAEL View Post
    Dude, ( the 3 legged dog kicker),,,, a known Close friend of Michael Vick,,,, !
    LOL!!! That is too funny

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    Ahhh, a picture is worth a 1,000 words lol
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    I fear that the iceman's cryptonite has been brought out today

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    Quote Originally Posted by ursus View Post
    i fear that the iceman's cryptonite has been brought out today
    yes and that kryptonite is called "the dude"
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    Poor red headed girls with dead three legged dos are crying throughout the globe. Their tears will flow down the worlds rivers, drift in the oceans current to the arctic where they will form great pieces of ice which will block the cryptonic power of the "dude" and feed power to THE ICEMAN

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    If only the anti-hero, Mike, hadn't of taken the girl's dog, accidently killed it and blamed The Dude in the media. Now that the truth is out there, people are going to be chasing Mike with propane torches, throwing hand warmers at him and trying to wrap him with electric blankets. All because he chose to deceive the public, manipulate his allies and slander The Dude.
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