Unless you are a Super Hero, (like myself), don’t go down the road you are asking to journey! It’s a one way ticket to a little town called Looserville!Originally Posted by Fatal
I am not a doctor, but if you are indeed skin and bones, you will fit right in! LOL,,,, except for me! If you want to gain a little weight, START EATING MEAT!
You have heard that saying, my Mom used to say it all the time when I was trying to put on weight for footaball, If she said this once, she said it a 1000 times,
Eat your dead animal, overly processed full of growth hormone, and antibiotics Government inspected , approved, meat! “ She had a way with words, never candy coated her thoughts. “ Don’t you want to put some meat on your bones!”,,, (( never did she say, "Don't you want to put some calaflower, or carrots on your bones!"))
I bring this up only because thinking back, she never said “ Eat you turnips, and cabbage,,, it was always the tainted meats! Maybe tha'ts why I have meat on my bones today, but am a physical reck!! Maybe STEER clear of meats, unless Organic, range fed!
As to bowling with TWO super heroes, ,,, ,,, ,, do yourself a huge ego favor,,,, don’t even consider it!
I don’t know how many bowers The Dude has eaten up and spit out! Unlike Iceman, who is cool, I have no desire to destroy young/old bowler’s ego! The dude is a Certified, Bowling machine!
The closest thing he compares himself to is God!
He has fan’s come up to him and ask to touch his balls! His DV8 terror has finger prints all over it, form over zealous fans! He is the proverbial icon of what a Dude, that bowls is!!
Iceman on the other hand is not conceited, always helps old ladies cross streets in heavily traveled intersections, the first to give to the needy, and works in the soup kitchen down town twice a month! Do your slim frame a flavor,,,, don’t even ask to bowl with THE DUDE!! YOU WON’T WIN!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 09-04-2012 at 02:44 PM.
Warning warnig!!
Unless you are a Super Hero, (like myself), don’t go down the road you are asking to journey! It’s a one way ticket to a little town called Looserville!
Hahahaha! "STEER Clear" lol!
Mike was right, you'll fit right in, considering I'm probably more skin and bones than you are. I'm one of those people who can eat as unhealthy and healthy as I want yet still can't gain weight. My mom was the same way she said, so perhaps I'll gain weight one day soon.
You're always welcome to come bowl with us.
Said the Spider to the Fly
You're always welcome to come bowl with us.
Don’t even get close FATAL!! He is pulling into his WEB!! He will destroy you, as he almost did ME,,, ICEMAN, THE SUPER HERO!! Don’t let his skinny frame fool you!! He is like a tarantula, he can move like the speed of a bowling ball thrown by ME!! He doesn’t knock pins down, he destroys them! Just like he destroys the hopes and dreams of bowlers that challenge him! Looked at your profile, not sure what your age is, but if your not over 18 years of age,,,,, FORGET-ABOUT-IT!! ( you would be too young for the on- slot!))
Last edited by MICHAEL; 09-04-2012 at 11:54 PM.
First off I would like to say (ICEMAN!!!!!) has nothing on me!!! I'll melt you down and mop you up old man!!! My powers grow stronger each day. They compare me to a younger Bruce Wayne. I'll put you in a pot and cook my CARROTS, CELERY, PEAS and feed you to hormone-filled government cows!! BETSY IS HUUUUUUUUNGGRAAAY!
I'm 21 almost 22 by the way, no need to CARD me! 6'2 (I think) about 145-150 lbs of pure greatness. Dude, I can't gain weight even if I ate a tub of LARD, pig fat, or 1000 gallons of cottage cheese. Maybe i just need to lift weights lol (BUT I DO.. ISN'T BOWLING ENOUGH?!).
Let me know when the next session is, hopefully I have the day off. Which reminds me.. I have 3 days off in a row this week. Sweeeeeet.
Ok Fatal
First off I would like to say (ICEMAN!!!!!) has nothing on me!!! Fatal quote!
Funny Fatal,,,, what a strange name for “”BATMAN””!!! Your picture gives you away!! Do you think Iceman is stupid!! DAaaaaa! You don’t even want to try to Melt my Rock Solid Ice Body!! Believe me, BATMAN,,, better Super Heroes have tried! If we ever do meet, “””WATCH OUT””” I will clip your super cape! Then Batman without a CAPE!! Lol,,LOL!! So you think you can bowl!! We might just give you a chance if you don’t drive us Batty!! We will see,,,, my skinny tall BATMAN!!!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 09-04-2012 at 11:58 PM.
This is getting good now.. hahaha... The battle of the Incredibowls! Only one can win. The Dude, who's special power is 300's at any moment and throwing off his rivals using any variation of curse words and jokes, can get a little Too Reckless with the pins when using his DV8 ball. Iceman, who often bleeds on his frozen beard to intimidate his enemies, giving off a zombie-like look, takes NO prisoners with his DV8 Marauder and has been known to raise a little hell with his other DV8 ball, oh the TERROR! Raising hell to the Iceman makes for an interesting combination. Sometimes he freezes the hell-raised heat, other times, the heat is too much for him! and Fatal, or is it a variation of Batman, who often times likes to try to take shape of his competitors using the slender build, uses a 15 pound mystery ball which we not yet know.
When and where my friends, when and where.
Reply to the mysterious Fatality!
Ok my young want-a-be-super-hero! You will not melt this 215 of solid, Water down! (Solid Water, if you haven’t had chemistry, is ICE!!!! The only Moping will be the tear’s from you Batboy! I know the real batman, and Fatal you are not him! Be that as it may, I just called Bruce Wayne a couple hours ago, he was not in, out bowling at the Strike and Spare, but did text me that he has no trainees super heroes under the name of Fatal!
Dictionary definition of Fatal is: Causing death or ruin! “And your a cook!” remind me to tell The Dude not to eat at your establishment!
145 lbs of greatness…. Are you referring to you self-esteem, cooking, or hamburger flipping!
I would not recommend you eating that tub of LARD, I fear damage has already been done FATAL, and hopefully it wasn’t from your cooking! The best way to gain weight is to stand on a scale with Two twenty five pound weighs in your hands,,, Look down at the scale,,, and wallla,,, Your where your want to be for a Super Hero! 150lbs of bone, and 50lbs of steel!!!
You being a cook, you know that saying: You Are What You EAT! Suggestion, (stay away from string beans)…. (With your weight problem!) When you turn sidewise, do you some times disappear like a Stealth Bomber! If that’s the case that could be a great power to use, I would imagine, if you do become a Super Hero! I could help you Fatal! But I require certain virtues!
Bowling is not enough! Before you would want to bowl with us you need to prove yourself! Give us some video on this thread, so we know that you are worthy!
The video
Fatal, make sure when you make your bowling video at your local bowling establishment, that you are wearing your Batman Uniform! That way we will know its really you!! The Dude and I are looking forward to seeing YOU Bowl!
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