Me vs MICHAEL

[JaMau24]

"an Undefeated is nothing once it has been defeated" -Unknown

[MICHAEL]

"an Undefeated is nothing once it has been defeated" -Unknown

I just read your words to my babies Undefeated 1, and Undefeated 2,,,,,, they seem to turn a Brighter Shade of RED, as I RED them your The-RED! It might not be pretty Friday!! Bring your best game, YOUR going to need it!

[MICHAEL]

Well Its now one victory for The Dude, and One for Iceman!! Who will be the cutter, and who will be the hairless bowler!! We did it different this time,,, threw a few warm up balls, then one practice game, and then the one for the hair-cut!! I didn’t have a 279,,, or whatever it was The Dude did last week, but it was good enough!

Now that I have the Lucid,,,, I feel,,,,,,, I FEEL almost sorry for Jason next Friday!!! I used the pearl Nanno virtual gravity today! Undefeated 1, and 2 were under the weather today, so I decided to wrap them in a soft micro blanket, and put them to bag!!
I have to say this,,,, the V.G. Nanno, is nothing like the Lucid!! I expect some very high scores next week, and this coming Sunday on league!

[JaMau24]

1. We will bowl ONE GAME at the end of our 2 hours of practice time on FRIDAY! (ONE GAME)!
2. We will do this for 4 weeks in a role! The winner will then have the pleasure of De-Hairing the loser!
3. If a tie at that point, a sudden death tie breaker will be put into place deciding the winner!
4. There is no backing out, PERIOD!
5. If While shaving the head, the recipient complains that the razor is dull, he has the right to request a new one, or furnish his own!
6. Going back to # 4, If a contestant backs out, he will be banned, prohibited, forbidden, from this bowling board, and shunned for his whole bowling life

Tied 1 to 1. But next time, follow the rules of YOUR OWN written contract. Read rule 1.

Because you left immediately after you bowled that game, it will count. Tied 1 to 1.

[MICHAEL]

I am just wanting all you out there to know something! I am 64 years old! I know,,, I know I don’t look a day over 62, but the reality is,,,, ( I am!)! One of the Dude’s reasons for kicking my butt sometimes is this!

1. We arrive at the AMF lanes at 12:00,,,, we have free bowling until 2:00pm!
2. It’s usually just him and me
3. We get so many strikes that it’s a very fast pace on two lanes
4. The Dude is 23,,, barely out of puberty, he is still full of greenness, and juvenility!
5. Iceman on the other hand is, ancient, aged, antiqued, timeworn, and of poor health

His strategy is to wear me out before the bowl off! Sure, it was set up that way by me, but remember, I am old and don’t think like I am old, until I look into the mirror. I still have that mind set of someone in his 30’s! I said MIND SET, not BODY set! Its right where it is, 64! I have way to many things to list about my POOR HEALTH, broken neck, back, ra, blood pressure, neuropathy in both feet,,,, ect ect!!!! And that’s just a few! I do well, and don’t cry about all my problems, but rather choose to just not think about them, and put them on ICE!

We will bowl 15, to 20 games in that 2 hrs of free practice,,,, I can hardly walk up to the bowling ball by the time we are ready for the ( HAIR CUT GAME)! My feet are numb!! (neuropathy due to broken lower back),,, but does he care…….()
Is that FAIR TO ME?

I am asking Jason,,, who is 22 years old to make an amendment to our contract! All I ask is that we have the bowl off, after warm up, and one practice game!

My God Jason, don’t you have even an ounce of compassion for this broken down, worn out Ironworker??
If you decide not to do it, I will not show up for Free Bowling until 1:30, and in that way still honoring my contract, and bowling at the time mentioned in Contract!
Two can play at that game Dude!!

I agree, and accept the change that we bowl after warm up, and then ONE game, we will then bowl for the Hair Cut and shave X__________________ I Jason do this to prove to all my fans that I have a heart, and do want to make it a level playing field for broken down, old Iceman!

[MICHAEL]

The only reason I left early was, the X Pro bowler that I purchased the LUCID from wanted me to meet him! He drilled that Lucid, and might I say did one hell of a job!! Its now my strike machine,,,, I am not sure if I was dreaming, or awake, but that ball was in my thoughts all through the night! LUCID you might say, was my state of mind!

[JaMau24]

We will bowl 15, to 20 games in that 2 hrs of free practice,,,,

^ this is highly incorrect. Now, we bowl, AT MOST, 8 games, which I don't even think we've bowled that many this year.

You might remember, last year during our free hours of practice, we bowled over 10 games quite frequently. You also might remember our match-ups for the "prizes" were held at the END of the 2 hours (after we had bowled 10-12 games). You ALSO might remember all of the high games that have been posted in this thread that were bowled by YOU during those "championship" games.

Unless you've severely aged during a 5 month span, then I don't know about this "breaking down" thing at the end of 6 games thing. If say you are, then I'll just have to believe you. You've been known to fake an injury before (LOL )

Also, like James has told you, age is just a number.. the pins don't care how old you are. I'm not saying that you don't have physical ailments that you have to deal with, because I know you do. You make it sound as if because I'm younger, the pins will fall easier though. You make it sound like you don't have just as much chance of knocking down 10 as I do. Throw a good ball, and age doesn't matter.

I'm not going to bowl Game 1, 2, or 3, as our "championship" game. The #1 reason why I'm there, is to practice and have fun with you. If we are going to bowl this "championship" game, then I will do it anytime AFTER game 3. Keep in mind, we only bowl 6-8 games.

So, I will agree to let you change the game the counts to any game after game 3.

Sign here X______________________

[MICHAEL]

^ this is highly incorrect. Now, we bowl, AT MOST, 8 games, which I don't even think we've bowled that many this year.

You might remember, last year during our free hours of practice, we bowled over 10 games quite frequently. You also might remember our match-ups for the "prizes" were held at the END of the 2 hours (after we had bowled 10-12 games). You ALSO might remember all of the high games that have been posted in this thread that were bowled by YOU during those "championship" games.

Unless you've severely aged during a 5 month span, then I don't know about this "breaking down" thing at the end of 6 games thing. If say you are, then I'll just have to believe you. You've been known to fake an injury before (LOL )

Also, like James has told you, age is just a number.. the pins don't care how old you are. I'm not saying that you don't have physical ailments that you have to deal with, because I know you do. You make it sound as if because I'm younger, the pins will fall easier though. You make it sound like you don't have just as much chance of knocking down 10 as I do. Throw a good ball, and age doesn't matter.

I'm not going to bowl Game 1, 2, or 3, as our "championship" game. The #1 reason why I'm there, is to practice and have fun with you. If we are going to bowl this "championship" game, then I will do it anytime AFTER game 3. Keep in mind, we only bowl 6-8 games.

So, I will agree to let you change the game the counts to any game after game 3.

Sign here X______________________

Yes, Jason/Dude,,,,, I have aged,,,, and its sad that you can't see it when we are togerther bowling........ I only ask one small flavor!! I don't have the indurance I once had when I was 63,,,,, In Gods name man,,,, what's the big deal?? warm up,,,, bowl one game, and then while I still have **** and vinegar flowing through my veins,,, bowl for the Head Shave!! Hey,,, if I was 24, without any health issues,,, I would bowl you after a half day of practice.

You mentioned throwing a ball and the pins will fall! Go look at a seniors league YOUNG JASON,,,,, then get back with me on that!! My god,,, you have no compassion,,,empathy,,, feelings for the aged!! I went to the Doctor two weeks ago, and he said that if I bowl for money, or hair cuts, hold it down to one warm up game, and then JUST DO IT!! He said that going beyond that, would not be in my best interest!

He said after doing a blood work up, ,,, ,,, That I have aged severely!! So much so that I need to be careful! I didn't want to worry you, but I can tell you don't care at all!


I will continue this bet, if you agree to bowl 1 game warm up,,,((( that's more then you get on any of your league days when you do 700 series LEFT and RIGHT!
I know I am pushing 70,,, but I just don't get the FEAR you seem to have of Iceman cutting your hair!! Sorry, shaving your HEAD!!! X__________________

[75lockwood]

So much bickering, can't you two just be friends and let me shave you both? lol

[MICHAEL]

ITs not BICKERING!! Its making things RIGHT!! He knows in his small little heart that I am Right!! He would not want to take advantage of an old man,,,,, Just to keep his hair! I HAVE A LOT MORE to lose!! Believe me!