Me vs MICHAEL

[JaMau24]

Iceman!? ICEMAN!??!? Where'd you go!?!? I can't find you!




Oh, there you are! Or what was left of you! We won 3 out of 4 games against the Iceman tonight!



Still in first place! Nothing to see here, folks! Resume your lives now...

[billf]

LMFAO!!!!
Great job Jason. I wonder who Mike will blame for this? Just kidding you old fart, so don't get your panties in a bunch lol

[MICHAEL]

VERY FUNNY J-SON!!! LOL.... Just remember,,, the last time we played your team, ( a while back),, WE WON 3, and you ONLY 1!!! We may still be in second, and the season has a ways to go!!! You were lucky today!!! Gene was hot today,, and Manic had a bad day! Mary boweled well also....... First time they have ever beat a team Joyce and I were on!! they were lucky!!! Plain and simple... luck!! Our top bowler, Tom, (of course next to me), had a bad day also,,,, My first game left me cold, but over average on the last two.

Last game was strange, Jason 214, Tom on our team, 214,, and I had a 214!! lol That was wild!!! Anyway, we will get you next time,,, I grantee it!!!

[75lockwood]

Jason! stop being so funny, that hurt!

[JaMau24]

LOL! Until next time indeed! I told you to keep a score sheet of you guys being 1/2 game behind us, because that was the closest you'll ever be! I sure hope you listened to my advice! (lol, I hope you guys stay in second that way we can play each other again the next roll-off)

[MICHAEL]

LOL! Until next time indeed! I told you to keep a score sheet of you guys being 1/2 game behind us, because that was the closest you'll ever be! I sure hope you listened to my advice! (lol, I hope you guys stay in second that way we can play each other again the next roll-off)

BE Careful what HOPE for!!! Next time we will Roll you right out of First PLACE, an be where we BELONG, TOP of the LIST! That liquid you were so fun-a-lee
Mopping, was in reality not me folks,,, it was THEIR SWEAT

Yes they were very close games, and you some how beat us.

I will make a prediction, (here and now)!!

We will be in first place next time we meet!!

Enjoy your fleeting moments of Glory!! It’s a very temporary position! Throw the confetti, drink your sham- pain,,,, shoot off the fireworks, soon we will be in our rightful place at the top, looking down at your lucky team!!

1. Fact this is our second league meeting
2. Fact we won 3 last meeting your team 1
3. Fact this time you won 3 and us 1
EVEN!!

[MICHAEL]

You know Dude,,,(Jason),,, I just got back from looking at myself in the bathroom mirror! I look so damn good, ,,,, my hair,,,, beard is now full and thick like my head! It would be a travesty to cut even a hair off my head!

It worked GREAT helping Santa this year! I didn’t even need to wear the Santa, (look alike), hair or beard! Just got back from my trip to the nursing home, and the assisted living homes! They actually thought I was Santa on steroids!! I don’t know how many commits I got to that effect!!



I am now working out even more, sleeping with my bowling balls,, doing self-help talk,,,, going to bed with my positive affirmations cd playing in the back ground, watching more bowling on TV,,, eating Wheaties cereal, ( the breakfast of champion bowlers), looking at my hands, ,,,, my perfect shaped for bowling hands,,,, each finger knows instinctively how to deliver an almost perfect game!!

I am going to be at my peak,,,,,,,,, NEXT TIME WE MEET Jason!! This Santa on Steroids is not ,,,, let me repeat,,, NOT going to look like a hairless Mexican Chihuahua!!! Until next we MEET my formidable appoint !! Beware,,, SANTA will be coming to Town!!!! And it might not be pretty!! You will see the NEW and Improved version of Ultimate SANTA!!!!

[MICHAEL]

Ok Jason,,,, I have improved much since our meetings of may 2012!! You have improved also. When we bowl together powers of a supernatural orgin seem to permeate our games! We have done the YOU vs Me thing and it was fun! It hurt beating you more times then you beat me, BUT, now grasshopper, you are ready to bowl with ICEMAN!!!

You said you wanted to take the summer off,,,,, BULL!!! They,,, the World want us to bowl the 14 week 1000.00 2 person league!

The Dude,,,, and Iceman! I know we can take it all!! I will give you 700.00 and keep just 300 for myself! I am not in this for the money,,, ITS THE GLORY!!

A 24 year old and a 64!! Do you have any idea what that adds up too? 88!!! Which just happens to be my lucky number!! Did you know that TWO 8's side by side means Victory in some under developed countries!!!

How many of you think its damn time we do a tournament league for money together??? ONLY 14 weeks for $1000.00!! Your not tired of bowling like you told me a few days ago..... You just need a Dude/Iceman fix!!! It starts soon....... and your answer is......... YES...........or I am tired of bowling and winning money!!

[75lockwood]

Personally, i think it's time to resume Barbershop bowling..... i want to see a bald Santa!

[MICHAEL]

Personally, i think it's time to resume Barbershop bowling..... i want to see a bald Santa!

GET HELP LOCKWOOD!! Do you even think of what it would do,,,, KID'S seeing Santa Bald!!! GOOD,,,,,,,,,, GOD,,,,,,, MAN,,,,,!! Have you NO thoughts of how many young people's hearts would BREAK!!! Do you have no compassion, sympathy, empathy, feelings toward your fellow MAN/YOUNG ADULTS/children???

Its good that you don't live down here in Kansas City Mo,,,, I would have to take you to the lanes, and give you a class on humility and humanity!!

A Bald Santa goes way beyond your sick twisted thoughts of how funny it would be to see Santa without hair!!! It would destroy Christmas for all the small little children that need a Santa with Hair,,,, LOTS of hair!

Lockwood if it means that much to you.... get life size picture of Santa Claus, and use a white out to cover up his hair, and then a flesh magic marker to make him look bald!!! Then go get HELP... please.....

Jason and me are tight now! We both wear the RING,,,, THAT precious RING of excellence that says to the world......." WHAT FRICKEN Men THEY MUST BE!!"

The RING OF GLORY!! The Circle of achievement, and the satisfaction of knowing, "every where I go,,, people look at ME now and say,,, WOW!! Santa's got a 300 ring!!