Me vs MICHAEL

**MICHAEL** · 05-15-2013, 10:04 PM

Slow DOWN,,, we can't keep up with numbers! "We, are working two shifts due to the Jason Overload on 300 rings!!" quote from AwardRings.com

**MICHAEL** · 05-17-2013, 12:18 PM

I carefully scraped the inside of his thumb hole last week, and had it analyzed as to his genetic makeup!
Results:
This person has an extra NG, NO, W, L, I, G, B chromosome in his genetic makeup when you unscramble and put the chromosomes in the
correct order what do you get!!! BOWLING,,,, JUST AS I THOUGHT!!

THIS code is NOT found on this, plane of existence, and HE should be approached on the lanes with extreme caution! "I FRICKEN KNEW IT!!"

That's why his bowling is Out Of This World, ,,(His DNA has be tampered with by Space Aliens)!

From the planet BowlUla!!

Ever wonder why aliens only have 3 fingers ??? That's all it takes to be a great bowler!!

**MICHAEL** · 05-17-2013, 05:07 PM

I carefully scraped the inside of his thumb hole last week, and had it analyzed as to his genetic makeup!
Results:
This person has an extra NG, NO, W, L, I, G, B chromosome in his genetic makeup when you unscramble and put the chromosomes in the
correct order what do you get!!! BOWLING,,,, JUST AS I THOUGHT!!

THIS code is NOT found on this, plane of existence, and HE should be approached on the lanes with extreme caution! "I FRICKEN KNEW IT!!"

That's why his bowling is Out Of This World, ,,(His DNA has be tampered with by Space Aliens)!

From the planet BowlUla!!

Ever wonder why aliens only have 3 fingers ??? That's all it takes to be a great bowler!!

**vdubtx** · 05-17-2013, 05:34 PM

Michael, do you happen to know Riley Martin??

**JaMau24** · 05-17-2013, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by MICHAEL

I carefully scraped the inside of his thumb hole last week, and had it analyzed as to his genetic makeup!
Results:
This person has an extra NG, NO, W, L, I, G, B chromosome in his genetic makeup when you unscramble and put the chromosomes in the
correct order what do you get!!! BOWLING,,,, JUST AS I THOUGHT!!

THIS code is NOT found on this, plane of existence, and HE should be approached on the lanes with extreme caution! "I FRICKEN KNEW IT!!"

That's why his bowling is Out Of This World, ,,(His DNA has be tampered with by Space Aliens)!

From the planet BowlUla!!

Ever wonder why aliens only have 3 fingers ??? That's all it takes to be a great bowler!!

LOL.. You had me at "wonder why aliens have 3 fingers"

**MICHAEL** · 05-17-2013, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by vdubtx

Michael, do you happen to know Riley Martin??

No,,,, don't know him? Does he live in Kansas City MO? Two last name people, worry me! Can't turst them...

**MICHAEL** · 05-18-2013, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by ursus

Hope you both get a ring tonight

We both do now!! Only difference is Jason/The Dude has 3 sanctioned 300 this year!! Iceman,,, only ONE!! (

**MICHAEL** · 05-18-2013, 12:19 PM

Bowling is truly out of THIS WORLD NOW!!

**vdubtx** · 05-18-2013, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by MICHAEL

No,,,, don't know him? Does he live in Kansas City MO? Two last name people, worry me! Can't turst them...

With all this Alien talk, I thought for sure you knew him. LOL

http://www.rileymartin.com/

**MICHAEL** · 05-18-2013, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by vdubtx

With all this Alien talk, I thought for sure you knew him. LOL

http://www.rileymartin.com/

NO,,, don't know him,,, but have met a dozen or so aliens!! I can say without a doubt, THEY ARE REAL!!

The Truth Is OUT THERE!!! They say the three main reason they come to earth are:

1. THE BEER

2. Bowling

3. reality tv