Me vs MICHAEL

[MICHAEL]

No,,, wasn't Jason vs. Michael ,,, but My wife Manic had a hell of a game the other day on our Big 22 AMF League! she had a 247, and so did I!! On any given day she can kick my butt!! Problem is,,, ((I never know when!!))) Like that old song, "When your Hot, Your Hot"!

Her bowling is really coming around.
Her go to ball is a 14lb Storm Fire Road! Thinking about getting another ball, but it would have to be something a lot like the movement of the Fire Road!

[MICHAEL]

This is between YOU and Me!! Jason cut his upper lip opening a bottle of Beer with his front teeth last Sunday…. He sticks the glass bottle just behind his front teeth, and then uses his lower teeth to pry against the top,,, He takes a swallow of beer, and then spits out the jagged metal lid across the room at the dart board, and sometimes actually sticks it on the cork!!

That in and of itself is not the story!!

Before he could apply pressure with his bowling towel, I noticed it was not red in color…It was green!!
When I had the DNA sample preformed on his blood, I didn’t even notice that it was dark green! It was a very small sample, and I am color blind at times!
Green,,,, not RED!!

Now I don’t know what to do,, turn him in as an illegal Alien, or live and let live!
Many bowlers in our circle of friends are Green with envy, if they only knew the rest of the story as I do now!!! This is True,,,, not made up,,, The Dude is GREEN, but Bowls RED HOT!! Should Iceman just be COOL.... and let it freeze over???

Is it fair for a bowler that is out of this world to compete against mere mortals??

[MICHAEL]

Its hard to see, (that's why I put the ARROWS), I hope you can see that The Dude, Jason, Alien, what ever his name is, does not appear to have A HUMAN PHSIOLOGY!! Ok..

1. Where are you from?

2. What's you REAL Name?

[JaMau24]

Its hard to see, (that's whey I put the ARROWS), I hope you can see that The Dude, Jason, Alien, what ever his name is, does not appear to have A HUMAN PHSIOLOGY!! Ok..

1. Where are you from?

2. What's you REAL Name?

Hahahahaha! It's just relish! Oh wait, I hate relish!

[MICHAEL]

Jason/The Dude, whatever your real intergalactic name really is?! Tuesday,,, “You remember Tuesday don’t you? I did see you eating a Hot pretzel with two packs of pickle RELISH on the top! Now if you will be untruthful about the use of RELISH,,,, I can only imagine how far you would go in covering up your TRUE, (Name, and planet of origin)!
Come on Mr. 300,,,,, what have you got to hide? We all know that bowling 4 300’s in less than a year is not humanly possible! Sure some were practice games, but I was there, and know you did it!
Many of us would RELISH the thought of knowing the TRUTH!

1. Jason/The Dude/secret relish eater/ What is your true name, and what is your place of origin!
2. Are you related to the Jason of Friday 13,,, I have seen you driving your truck wearing a hockey mask!! I do remember your bowling a 300 game on Friday the 13 of last year????
3. The Jason of Friday 13 was/is unstoppable, like you when bowling!
4. What is it really with the green stuff that even shows up in the picture of you on your own web cam??
Is it eating hot pretzels with mustard and green pickle relish the KEY to being a 300 bowler? I am not going to ask you again,,,, Yes,,, yes I am…. What is your real name, and place of origin!

What is that green stuff on your bowling ball??? It doesn't look like pickle
RELISH TO ME!!

[J Anderson]

Jason/The Dude, whatever your real intergalactic name really is?! Tuesday,,, “You remember Tuesday don’t you? I did see you eating a Hot pretzel with two packs of pickle RELISH on the top! Now if you will be untruthful about the use of RELISH,,,, I can only imagine how far you would go in covering up your TRUE, (Name, and planet of origin)!
Come on Mr. 300,,,,, what have you got to hide? We all know that bowling 4 300’s in less than a year is not humanly possible! Sure some were practice games, but I was there, and know you did it!
Many of us would RELISH the thought of knowing the TRUTH!

1. Jason/The Dude/secret relish eater/ What is your true name, and what is your place of origin!
2. Are you related to the Jason of Friday 13,,, I have seen you driving your truck wearing a hockey mask!! I do remember your bowling a 300 game on Friday the 13 of last year????
3. The Jason of Friday 13 was/is unstoppable, like you when bowling!
4. What is it really with the green stuff that even shows up in the picture of you on your own web cam??
Is it eating hot pretzels with mustard and green pickle relish the KEY to being a 300 bowler? I am not going to ask you again,,,, Yes,,, yes I am…. What is your real name, and place of origin!

What is that green stuff on your bowling ball??? It doesn't look like pickle
RELISH TO ME!!

Michael,
The Dude can not tell you his real name because his native language is so different from any human language there is no way to translate between them. The closest earthly language is that of the humpback whales. Similarly he can't tell you his planet of origin since it has not yet been discovered by earth's astronomers.

[MICHAEL]

Michael,
The Dude can not tell you his real name because his native language is so different from any human language there is no way to translate between them. The closest earthly language is that of the humpback whales. Similarly he can't tell you his planet of origin since it has not yet been discovered by earth's astronomers.

That makes PERFECT sense!! The humpback whales, I remember them sending that message back to that device that was about to destroy earth, (Star Trek The movie). Well,,,,,well,,,, Whale!!!! Thanks J!!! Your a very perceptive man!!

Mr Anderson,,,( The movie Matrix ),,, (one of my favorite series of science fiction movies), it makes perfect sense also that a plant's name might not even translate into our dialect, idiom, speech, tongue, or vernacular!

Mr. Anderson, I believe you have solved the question, query, problem! The question is now, Mr. Anderson,,, What is YOUR REAL NAME, and where are YOU from?

[MICHAEL]

When by mistake I look inside Jason's/The Dude/Space Alien's bowling bag, this is what I witnessed!! As they say, a picture is worth 10,000 words!



When I confronted Space Guy, he said,,, "what are you talking about??" We went to the bag and it was GONE!! This story is getting weirder by the moment!

1. was it even there?

2. Was I having a mind freeze... (iceman)?

3. Was it a hologram?

4. going back to number 1, I have a picture, so I know it was real, meaning only 2, and 3 could apply??

Unless it was a hologram!!

[MICHAEL]

Well now you all know the truth!!! At the bowling alley where The Dude/Jason bowls with me there is an old storage room that the janitor keeps supplies in for cleaning,,, it’s a small room,, maybe 3 by 4 feet!

I notice The Dude seemed pre-occupied for some reason Sunday, on edge, but still bowling OUT OF THIS WORLD!
At one point he ask if he could borrow one of my SPARE shoe covers, to that I replayed, no! Never aide the enemy when bowling someone like Jason, or whatever his real intergalactic name is!

He said,, “Thanks a lot Iceman”!! I said, “What are friend FOR”!
He then ran straight to that rest room, and I followed him,,, He was not in the bath room,,, “What the ,,,,,(the only way out was the door I came in, other than the small storage room I mentioned above!!

I grabbed the door knob, and slowly twisted the handle counter clockwise, an then QUICKLY PULLED on the handle, not knowing what to expect……. MY GOD,,,, this is the REAL DUDE!! I quickly without even thinking said:

What is your Real Name?

Where in all that’s holy are you from Space man!! Now we all know why you bowl out of THIS WORLD!!

What are you doing in this room?

JUST LOOK AT the surprised look in his eyes!!!!!

(to be continued)

[Judy clemons]

Well now you all know the truth!!! At the bowling alley where The Dude/Jason bowls with me there is an old storage room that the janitor keeps supplies in for cleaning,,, it’s a small room,, maybe 3 by 4 feet!

I notice The Dude seemed pre-occupied for some reason Sunday, on edge, but still bowling OUT OF THIS WORLD!
At one point he ask if he could borrow one of my SPARE shoe covers, to that I replayed, no! Never aide the enemy when bowling someone like Jason, or whatever his real intergalactic name is!

He said,, “Thanks a lot Iceman”!! I said, “What are friend FOR”!
He then ran straight to that rest room, and I followed him,,, He was not in the bath room,,, “What the ,,,,,(the only way out was the door I came in, other than the small storage room I mentioned above!!

I grabbed the door knob, and slowly twisted the handle counter clockwise, an then QUICKLY PULLED on the handle, not knowing what to expect……. MY GOD,,,, this is the REAL DUDE!! I quickly without even thinking said:

What is your Real Name?

Where in all that’s holy are you from Space man!! Now we all know why you bowl out of THIS WORLD!!

What are you doing in this room?

JUST LOOK AT the surprised look in his eyes!!!!!

(to be continued)

okey dokey you got my attention .....what's next???