Me vs MICHAEL

[Jaescrub]

Michael is nuts! Funny as all get out but nuts non the less. I take it when I'm his age and and the hard work and heat get to me ill end up that way as well I might have to make a drive up to K.C. Hit up worlds of fun the plaza then get some bowling tips and have some beers with him and his alien friend. Why might you ask? Cuz I want to bowl a out of this world 300 as well!

[MICHAEL]

Our friendship, after me catching The Dude in the closet, has given new meaning to: (Coming out of the Closet!)

You might say our bowling friendship is ( Out of This World)!

The Dude did tell me that there are many of his kind that come to earth JUST for the Bowling, and Beer! I ask why,,,,, “why not just bowl on your planet?” His reply was that the gravity being so much less, that a 15lb ball only weighs 14 ounces in his world!

Some planets have way too much gravity, some not enough, but Earth is Perfect! He also said,,,, and I can’t believe this………

to be continued?

[Judy clemons]

Michael... I love it...I love it... I want some more of it!
You are hilarious...I can not wait to read more.

[MICHAEL]

He said that earth is their playground, and that they need this planet to stay in one piece, and not be destroyed by greed, stupidity, and war!

Its where, Bowlula says as many as 221 different species come for Recreation and Relaxation, in their SPARE time… Most of them STRIKE out with earth chick’s as does Bowlual/ The Dude!

He did say that he would like to HOOK up with a (hot earth hot chick that likes to bowl, and drink beer someday!)

The main problem that Bowlula has, (he is not a STRAIGHT shooter with most Diva’s he meets!)

Sure most earth chicks, fall for his LINE of approach, he is no Turkey,,, but most think he is way too much of a HAMBONE to be taken seriously!

Then OUT OF nowhere he said his group of aliens, WILL………..
...to be continued...

[Judy clemons]

will what? c'mon Michael give us a break even soap operas give about 20 minutes before they leave a cliff hanger.
suspense drives me crazy.

[vdubtx]

LOL, you are too much Michael!!

[billf]

Hot chick that likes to bowl and drink beer... I dated her before. The funny part is I bought her a Hammer Psycho for her birthday, then after I moved in found out SHE was the psycho. She is still hot though and drinks way too much beer.

[MICHAEL]

Words from Bowlula!!



“I do like your bowling establishments very much! Almost as much as your Beer, my favorite brand is shown! Alien beer is,,, how can I put it,,, OUT OF THIS WORD! Then comes at a close third, earth chicks!

Earthlings, Humans, GET your act together! We will take whatever means is necessary to protect the thousands of bowling lanes and breweries!!, Punishment will boarder on cruel, and in HUMAIN! This includes, removing all REALITY TV & Soap Operas from YOUR viewing pleasure! If that’s not enough punishment we WILL Then have 2”….. to be continued

[MICHAEL]

Now you know why your don't realize when your actually Bowling with ,,,,,, an Alien!! One thing that gives them away is the zipper, (back of the head in the hair line)!! Very small,,, some use Velcro!!
LOOK REAL close,,, they can't mask the eyes.... !!! In both pictures, the eyes, are identical!! EYE , can't believe how much they look exactly the SAME!! Or is it just me?? (:/

[Jaescrub]

Ok bowling boards give this man the storm ball this week he really wants it and with keeping us all entertained I think he deserves it!!