Me vs MICHAEL

[classygranny]

[QUOTE=DLP;87539]Rewinding a bit.. I know why the hair cut did you in...

You changed the aerodynamics of your approach![/QUOTE]

Only someone interested in physics would come up with this! LOL I guess this means he threw his timing off? Humm...could this be my problem when I have my hair up as opposed to down? I might have to concentrate on that next time at the lanes...

[MICHAEL]

Rewinding a bit.. I know why the hair cut did you in...

You changed the aerodynamics of your approach!

YOU have an excellent POINT!! Like a plane taking off, LIFT is very important, and many things contribute to that happening! When I cut my hair, it effected, not infected, my LIFT, thus scores going down, and not UP!! Now it all makes sense!

[MICHAEL]

I put my theory of bowing ninja style, with a black sleeping mask Friday at the local AMF, to the TEST!

1. I start with the Black ninja mask, scented with the fragrance of lane oil on my forehead, holding my Butterscotch IQ pearl, (300 ball) in my right hand.

2. I looked at the pins while taking in 3 deep breaths, and holding each of them for 7 seconds

3. I then exhaled and smile at the pins, letting them know that I am not intimidated with their total lack of respect for the bowler and his/her/alien/its quest for that perfect game.

4. I then with on lookers thinking I look very strange in my all black attire, and Black mask, line up on board twenty, and pull the mask down!

5. With me a strange thing then happens, it gets completely dark, all I have is my ninja senses to bowl with. Vision is completely taken out of the equation, for some masked reason??

6. I hear sounds on a higher level, my sense of touch, smell, become magnified to a stellar level!! I I hear people talking around me saying things I never hear before when I bowled without the mask…

Things like:
a. Kids,,, keep back!! that guy in black, wearing the mask is not right!

b. What in the Fricken heck is that Mask man doing?

c. That must be a burnt out Iron Worker

d. Call 911

e. That guy needs help

f. Never bowl and drink, or you might wind up bowling with a mask too!

I put all this unnecessary ground sound clutter out my mind, what’s left of it,, ( my mind that is) and focus on the resonating sounds that the molecule’s make that is unique to bowling pins! It’s a lot like sonar or submarines, only instead of shooting torpedoes at ships, I throw bowling balls at the sound. ( I just hope and pray some day a person close by is not holding a bowling pin in his hands)!

Best way I can explain it: It’s like a metal detector coming over a target, the sound get higher the closer the detector is to its target.

I hold the ball in front of me and move in small increments from left to right, until notice the SWEET SPOT in regards to sound.

I then take my three steps and unleash the unholy terror of my IQ!!!
!
I leave the mask down, and can , even tell you what pins I knocked down, just by the sound!!

It has improved my game in ways I can’t even put into words, and probably shouldn't!

My next venture will be to ride my

Motorcycle from my house to my bowling Dojo!!!

Blind folded, pulling my trailer with 10 balls!!

I might make a video of me bowing and driving my bike to the lanes blind folded! But I will need Jason’s help! Jason,,, will you help me my interstellar friend?

Did I tell you WHY he went to the Janitorial closet that day I caught him in his Alien Skin???

[MICHAEL]

Did I tell you WHY he went to the Janitorial closet that day I caught him in his Alien Skin???

I almost hate to go back to that disturbing day! The Day that I followed Jason to the janitors closet, at the bowling alley. (( I know this sounds very strange in a gay sorta way)) but let me assure you all, we are both very straight!!

Do not let your thoughts even enter that fricken direction!!

When I looked around and noticed that he was nowhere to be seen, the only other place that he could possibly have been was The Closet!
I opened the door, and to my surprise he was not there, but I could hear his voice say, “Iceman”, step inside! “What the ,,,,, His voice had a strange echo sound, reverberating , like someone saying something maybe light years away! How would I know what a voice would sound like coming from Light Years away??? I Am ICEMAN!!

I then took a bite of courage and stepped inside the closet!!

I had this strange feeling immediately of lightness, and falling at the same time! All aound me it was like looking into the sky, but instead of stars in the infinity of space, they were all bowling pins of various sizes, and brightness, in erratic positions almost like looking into the night sky on an evening of a new moon!
I started to get a weak uneasy feeling, when all the sudden, I came to what felt like a sudden STOP!
What came next, ,,, lets just say was out of this world!!

To be continued

[Judy clemons]

oh wow! iceman, I am soooo happy your back with these fun blogs - its like waiting for the next soap
anxiously waiting to read what you come up with next-- absolutely love this stuff!!!

[MICHAEL]

It was darker then a new moon night, with all the stars removed from the sky! I honestly could not get any form of orientation,,,, sort of like when I would scuba dive back in the late 70’s in some murky lakes not far from my place.

One lake is called hell lake, because they are not sure how deep it was, and several divers were never found, feared lost to cave ins due to the numerous tunnels from deep mining! You could get to a point with NO LIGHT where you didn’t know which way you were swimming, and When you get to that point, I was trained to take my mouth piece out of my mouth and follow the bubbles,,, they always go to the surface.

It was a weird feeling, I remember, because sometimes your inner guidance system would tell you that the air bubbles were wrong.

Jason voice came from the deep pitch black abyss, he was chanting in a low monotone voice, with the voice intonation of (I SWEAR THIS),,, ELVIS!

Now the pitch black turned to a bright, Very Bright White, Huge amount of wind, maybe 50, 50 1/2 mph straight at the front of my face…. It took my breath away!

I passed out hearing The Dude singing in what sounded like a PERFECT Elvis Voice, Bowling,,,, Bowling,,,,, Bowling on the planet Bowula!!
When I awoke from the experience, what was staring ME RIGHT IN THE FACE WAS……..

[Judy clemons]

what was staring you right n the face????

[MICHAEL]

what was staring you right n the face????

IT was ,,,,, JASONS half DAD, Star Father!! He said that Jason was an experiment and that they played with human DNA to create a human 300 bowling machine. He said that the 300 game that I threw a few months ago, at 64, was actually THEIR doing!! He said that soon Earth will know these TRUTHS.......

[Hampe]

Haha.....Mike, I'm going to ask you something and I don't want you to take it the wrong way....


Do you partake in recreational drug use?

[MICHAEL]

Haha.....Mike, I'm going to ask you something and I don't want you to take it the wrong way....


Do you partake in recreational drug use?

No!!!!! Never have!! Can you imagine how wild my adventures COULD be, if I DID!?!? Hampe I just put to type, what I am experiencing!! I know this may sound very strange, but this is (((All true)))! Ask Jason!