Me vs MICHAEL

[MICHAEL]

I am going to ask Bowula,( The DUDE) for a blood transfusion,,,, I want some of that Alien bowling DNA in my humanoid body!! What a bloody GREAT SERIES!!!

[Judy clemons]

amazing awesomely superb - lets just call it what it really is,

" SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICESPIALIDOCHES "

[75lockwood]

A break from our regularly programed news on Jason/Bowula/The DUDE! To post this outstanding ,,,, update!!

Damn.... 17 strikes in a row.

[MICHAEL]

Do you mind, a common earthling asking you a question? Which ball did you use for the 815? Was it of this EARTH??

[JaMau24]

Hey thanks everyone! Wish I would have completed that 300 though! That's the first time I haven't completed a 300 after the 11th strike since nearly one year ago (the first night of winter leagues last season). I think I just let up on my speed a little, because I hit my mark and thought it was a good shot, but it just started hooking and I was like "Uh ohhhh". So I still have my quest to shoot 300/800 on the same night.


Mike, I used the DV8 Misfit Pearl or as I call it "The Lemon Drop". That's the best DV8 ball for me on a house pattern, because it allows me to just play down and in.

Hope everyone is doing well, sorry I don't stop by too much anymore, I'll try to fix that.

[MICHAEL]

I am just going to come out and ask you POINT BLANK Bowula! Did you, or did you not use in reality a ball from your dimension! Could it have been a consciousness ball! We all know how they can make corrections, on the roll!

I smell something amiss here!! Would you roll so low as to break the rules of quantum jumping dimensional bowling, and bring a, (homing directional guidance pocket finding Fricken ball to our plain of existence!! Would you Bowula!!

I know Bowula where YOUR Portal is!! I also know how to shut it down! All I ask for all humanity is a FAIR Playing field! Use our equipment!
Was that DV8 really a DV8, or just a temporal holographic imagine projected from that, ((what looked like a wrist watch, but in reality was a device used to give the illusion it was in deed a Dv8 lemon drop!

I am not calling you THE DUDE anymore! You are only Half Human, Bowula, and now your balls might actually be Alien!! Wait,,, someone is knocking at my rear door,,, “strange, no one ever knocks at that door…… to be continued….

[MICHAEL]

I looked through the peep hole on my trusty solid oak door! Its about 5 feet from the floor, so I have to bend over to take a gander! Nothing! As I was looking through the peep hole the knocked continued, but nothing? I opened the door still nothing?? I then felt something about 15lbs roll over my left foot!
I looked down and it was a “Homing directional guidance, pocket finding, entity bowling ball!”



It had no arms, hands, but used its inner gyro and inertia guidance mechanism to rock back and forward, giving the allusion of a human hand knocking!
They can talk, but only have the vernacular, to express bowing trash talk to its owner!

Things like, “You might like your chili and fry’s oily, but hey keep your balls clean, or” At least send me in the right direction next time, want-to-be-PBA’ er! “ I BALL every time you pick me up” “Hit the fricken mark once in a while, make my life a little simpler!” just few of the over 300 different programed wise cracks. The newer models can actually use Artificial intelligence to create their own!

Getting back to the reason for its visit….
It said that it didn’t have much time; his inner limited life time energy source was almost at its end!
What he was about to say just about say,,,,,,,,, well I was not even prepared for,,, He said ,,, to be continued….

[MICHAEL]

As it spoke to me, it was sweating, oil, I could tell it was on its last roll! He said that Earth bowling ball companies have the knowledge to make balls similar to those in Bowula’s dimension!!!! He said that his time line protectors are trying hard to remove this data from the companies, (I can’t mention the COMPANIES, but know their names)!!

He said if Storm and Brunswick unleash these artificial intelligent balls, the game would change in a way that no one could even imagine!
He said last Tuesday night when we had 5 300 on our league, it was exactly 4 AIB, (artificial intelligent balls) used without the bowlers even knowing it. They used their built in holographic ball replicater to give the feel, and look of their own balls.

To keep things from going to crazy, the stewards of these balls in our dimension were able to turn the guidance system on and off, giving each of them a 300, with the exception of the guy that had two consecutive 300’s, because HIS BALL went rogue, out of control! This happens, when some balls just don’t know when to quit!! Like humans, they can be too smart for their own good, and ego takes control!

It was just beginning to tell me about the newest, experimental model of AIB, but before it could ( it made a sound, much like a bowling ball hitting that sweet pocket, on a strike, and it exploded,, turning into ashes!!) It was beautiful ashes, much like the painted desert,,, a cloudscape of colors!! ….. I gathered up its remains, and put them in a happy meal empty sack, left over from dinner a couple days ago! It just seemed like the right thing to do!

What’s that sound…. It sound like the POLICE!! What the………..

[MICHAEL]

What the Heck,,, why the handcuff??? What,,,, what did I do? I have my rights, I want my attonery!!! Sue’man’Sue!! She is one of the damn best oriental lawyers on earth!!! (wait, I am not on EARTH, or am I??) Handcuff, and a bowling Ball and chains attached to my ankle,,,,, This can’t be happening to ME,, I am ICEMAN!!

[MICHAEL]

Next thing I know, I wake up in what looks like a holding cell for Super Heroes like myself. It was a strange place, with no windows, or doors, what the … that’s an old movie projector playing an old Elvis movie, I think it was Jail House Rock!!

There was no doors, or windows, and everywhere I looked, a lack of color, everything bright white. No shadows, lines, I couldn’t tell what was up, down, or sideways???

Then out of nowhere a bowling ball rolled out of the wall, leaving no hole, in its place, across the floor, and out the other side, again leaving no exit! It came at a pretty good velocity, and I had to jump in this cell that I think was square, 22 30/64 X 22 32/64, well almost square.. What did this mean??? What was the purpose of this???

Then another ball from a different location, then two, three, four five six at a time I was jumping, dodging, rolling,,, diving over the what look like 16lb black bowling balls, my heart was racing, this had been going on for about 3 days,,, I yelled in an Elvis Voice, ( that I do rather well, “THANK YOU VERY MUCH,,, Thank you very much, but I have had about 3 days enough of this BS!!”

All of the sudden it all stopped, like I said some magic, intergalactic phrase!!

The music of Elvis swelled with rich deep base, and treble,,, into my cell, Don’t be Cruel,,,,was the song. Me be cruel, I thought to myself, how about bowling balls being shot out of bazookas from all directions!!

It was good, because I was about to STRIKE OUT, and not in a good way! I had nothing left, to SPARE!!
Then one last ball rolled throw the, what I would call portal, with only one hole in the ball!! It was a white bowling ball, with pictures of Elvis all over the ball.

It stopped at my feet! I picked it up and in that hole was a note rolled tightly….. I looked at it, and was blown away …. It said…