"" A CUPCAKE??"" what flavor...huh..... NO NOT A cupcake lol lol keep guessing... a prize to the WINNER!!! Iceman will send a prize, to the winner if there is one!!Originally Posted by vdubtx
A cupcake. Has to be a cupcake.
A cupcake. Has to be a cupcake.
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A prize to the WINNER!!!
"" A CUPCAKE??"" what flavor...huh..... NO NOT A cupcake lol lol keep guessing... a prize to the WINNER!!! Iceman will send a prize, to the winner if there is one!!A cupcake. Has to be a cupcake.
Well at this point in the story it would have to be one of three things. The bowling ball you won? The self guided bowling balls from outer space or the ss cigar.
As you recall, Jason/Bowula, darted to me as I walked to the lanes of Judgment! He shoved a box into my hands, and quickly lost himself into the billions of on lookers!
The box had no seams, or need for tape? There was some ancient Babylonian script one side of the box with a small, what looked like nose,,, yes a nose protruding from the box??? What the heck, now I NOSE I am not in Kansas, but flesh and bone nose on the box!!
What could this be all about???? …….to be Continued……… I am not NOSE-ie, but right away, this didn’t smell right to Iceman!!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 08-14-2013 at 01:46 PM.
How to open the box?
It was strange,,, looking at the nostrils fairing back and forth, as the box seems to be breathing! I must admit, it was a fine looking nose, that any model would give a fortune to have on her face! Being somewhat nosy myself, I decided to investigate this strange box
Having majored in history, (not English), I decided to take a look at the ancient Babylonian script on the opposite side of the nose on the box. Wow,,, this was a challenge, it has been a long time since I have read ancient writings from 2300 BC!
Let see, it says: “How to open nose box”, good,,, that’s what I was hoping, it went on to say “to open the box place both pinky fingers in the nostrils of the nose at the same exact time, with a small amount of fresh, eucalyptus on the tip of each finger!” “Then twist the finger in opposite directions, 180 degrees!” Eureka,,, the box disappeared, right before my eyes, leaving the content laying on the table!!
My,,, gosh,,, WHAT THE………. To be …continued!!!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 08-15-2013 at 10:11 PM.
Could a cigar save the day, or just go up in smoke!!!
If you remember, last, I placed my fingers in the nostrils, and gave it a twist! The box disappeared, vanished before Iceman’s eyes!! What.. THE ,,, there was nothing there, but a cheap cigar??? What’s with the cigar?
I don’t smoke! Was this my last gift from Bowula/Jason? Was this some sick joke! Did he want Iceman to smoke this cheap cigar, before bowling The BEAST? Leave this plane of existence not only in a horrible way, but with mouth/throat cancer!! Bowula/Jason,,, Have you no compassion for your elders!
I picked it up and notice something strange about this seemly cheap swisher sweets cigar!!
I could hear a faint, very faint sound coming from the precut end that you put into your mouth! Now I can hear a flea fart at 100 yards, so you can imagine how low this sound was!!!
It was so damn faint that I had to stick the cheap cigar into my ear!!
So there I am getting ready to do combat with the Purple People Eater, in a game for my Fricken life, and just before doing battle, here I am with a cheap cigar hanging our my ear!!! Not a pretty picture, but…
What the cigar had to say,,,, WAS..... WELL..... MAYBE..... 2 be continued..... gulp,, maybe.....
Last edited by MICHAEL; 08-18-2013 at 12:26 PM.
So picture Iceman sitting at the table, with a cheap cigar hanging out his ear.
I could hardly hear what the cigar voice was saying, even with it shoved tight into my ear! It said,,, Light me,,,,, Light me ,,, over and over! (well what do I have to lose at this point), so I lit the cigar! It was not easy! Try sticking a cigar in your ear some time if your 18 or older and a Super hero, and try lighting it!!! Better yet try to inhale through your ear!!
Only a Super Hero should even attempt this boys and girls!!
It was a pretty site I am sure, The Red hot glow of the cigar as I inhaled through my right ear, and exhaled through my mouth, with a very small amount of trailing smoke coming out my left ear. One interesting side note, I found it easier to blow smoke rings using this method!
The voice then said, ( in a tone so low that it took all of Icemans ice crystals to hear the fait voice), smoking can be hazardous to your hearing!
Wow Holy smoke screens!!! That’s all Iceman needed at this point in time is a smart ask, talking cheap Cigar!!
I pull the Cheap Cigar from my ear, and in ANGER broke it in half, only to find an OBJECT falling to the table that was imbedded in the talking smart ask cheap cigar!!
Jason,,,I mean Bowula,,,, is this what you wanted to pass on to me … Jason,,,, JASON ,,, THANKS MY Alien Half human bowling buddy!!
((What was the object that fell from the cigar?)) Can it help Iceman??
Last edited by MICHAEL; 08-21-2013 at 08:29 AM.
And they say cigars are bad for you health!!!
As you may remember, I was so upset, that I broke the cigar in half and threw it on the table!! I then notice a funny Pink smoke flowing out of both half’s of the cigar, and meeting in the center and flowing upward!
A very dense smoke, that had that smell you get when you light those little round disk on the 4th of July, and they grow into a snake,,,,,, anyway that smell. Then before my eyes appears out of the smoke, almost like a Genie, This PINK PURPLE People Eater, eater!
Holey Bowling Balls,,, it can talk, and it speaks ancient Babylonian, which just happens to be one of the dialects I speak, and read well!! I looked him RIGHT IN THE EYE and said……………to be….continued…
Last edited by MICHAEL; 08-22-2013 at 09:58 AM.
ONE WISH from ONE EYE!! Eye need your help!!
Holey Bowling Balls,,, it can talk, and it speaks ancient Babylonian, which just happens to be one of the dialects I speak, and read well!! I looked him RIGHT IN THE EYE and said…
First off, You have one beautiful Blue eye! Might I also add attractive, large, bright white teeth! Do you floss daily?
The Purple people eater, EATER simply replied: “Just as you so acutely observed that I have only ONE eye, YOU Iceman have only ONE WISH!” “Chose with great care!”
Help me people!!!!! What do I wish FOR!! I’ve seen way to many tv/movie programs where THE WISH always winds up a gutter ball!!!! I need a STRIKE, First shot, in the pocket!! This is it,,,,,,, ,, what chance do I have against the Massive HUGE Purple People bowler in this dimension!! Sure I am a super hero, but the cool facts are,,,, Iceman is half human, HELP!! Double HELP,, HELP!!!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 08-23-2013 at 04:44 PM.
COULD MY WISH HAVE BEEN A MISTAKE, if SO may JACK FROST have MERCY on ICEMAN!
No help,,, may Jack Frost have mercy on ICEMAN’s soul!! I took a deep breath, (gulp), and said: Iceman wishes for a 1967, Corvette Sting Ray, convertible, 3 duce’s, 4 speed! The color maroon, with the black air scope and black leather interior!
He then ( the purple people eater, eater, replyed) “ Are you sure you don’t want a burial plan”! (If there is anything I hate it’s a smart ASK, Purple People eater, EATER!)!
He had no Fricken idea what ICEMAN had planned for my duel on the intergalactic bowling lanes!!
O,,, I almost forgot Gene,,, the Vet must have Tiger Paw’s for tires!!!
In almost a split second, out of NOWHERE there it was in front of me, with a full tank of primo gas!!
I set inside and it even had the smell of a new car,,, then I noticed it had a do-dad hanging from the mirror called New Car Smell!! No matter, this was my WISH…… Now to put my plan together!! Will it WORK, or just be another COOL idea!!! ICEMAN
Last edited by MICHAEL; 08-26-2013 at 12:16 PM.
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