Me vs MICHAEL

[MICHAEL]

I went to Prom in that Vet back in 1967!! Loved that CAR!! My Uncle let me borrow it for 24 hours,,, and I was in it 23 of them 24!! I danced with my date for 1 hour then out the door and into those black leather seats and cursing all the hamburger joints here in town, it was the era of the MUSCLE CAR's and I had that
427, 3 duce's monster!! Made my GTO feel like a Volkswagen!!!
Getting back to my plan,,, I think it's going to work out PERFECT..... JUST LIKE THE VET did for me at PROM!! NOW I NEED TO GET ALL the details worked out and lined up!!

[MICHAEL]

The key to this victory has a lot to do with me, and my disposition at the time of the bowl off!! Let me just say this, “My demeanor at this point in time is that of a 17 year old going to prom, not that of a 64 year old burnt out, broken down X Proud X Iron Worker! Yes this car was the endorphin rush that Iceman needed to feel, COOL, and look the part for the bowling this dimensional return duel!

I got in that Vet and turn on the key, and noticed that nothing happened? The top was down, so I simply jumped out over the door, after pulling the hood release! Opened the hood, and to my surprise the engine had been replaced with a, (( how can I put this, 427 cubic inch, with 3 deuces laying on top bowling ball,,,,,,the 3 duces were simple that,,,, PLAYING CARDS? “ I don’t get it??”

The bowling ball shaped engine had a familiar look to it, and even a fragrance that reminded me,,,, MY GOD,,, YES,, The Victory Road!! Yes that warm maple syrup smell, unlike the grease and oil ICEMAN was expecting!

PURPLE COLOR,,,, I am bowling the Purple People Eater! This is beyond strange, and almost like a nightmare. Then the thought came to me, to pull out of my left rear pocket my book, “1001 Dreams and Their Meaning!” I never leave home with it, I wouldn’t dream of leaving it!!!!

There it was on the LAST PAGE….. of the chapter entitled: “Dreams That Go Beyond STRANGE Related to Bowling for Dimensional Return Duels With Creatures that are Purple” ((( I began to read)),,, “Dreaming of a bowling ball under the hood of a 427 convertible 1967 Vet, with 3 duces laying on the engine”….. NOW the sweet Road to Victory is clear to Me!! All I need to do……….. to be continued……….
= 427

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_-ABV05pvw <<<<<<<<<<<<

[MICHAEL]

Ok, the Book Of Dreams says that the 427 Hy road ball shaped engine, with 3 duce’s on top under your vets hood is:

1. Sign you have been drinking too much cheap artificially flavored, fermented Grape juice!
2. Sign Your vet needs an overhaul!
3. Sign you need a vacation from bowling, GET A LIFE!!
4. Sign you need to take a deep, breath,,, let it out,,, now Once again,,,, now call for HELP!

That’s it? The chapter, on Vets with a 427 Hy-Road ball shaped engine, and that’s it!!?? What the heck is that noise…. Sounded like something in the bowling ball, shaped engine! STRANGE??? I put my ear on the side of the ball and could hear in plain English, let me out,,,, over and over!!

I grabbed the jack and jacked the vet up! (like it wasn’t already)…. But it did smell Grape!

I noticed a screw on the bottom of the Hy-Road engine! I grabbed a monkey that was walking by at just the right moment, and begin using the monkey as a wrench, sort of a monkey wrench!

After removing the screw, a huge amount of Purple, VERY THICK liquid almost a gel, came flowing out all over the ground. Then,,,,, it started moving toward the center, and formed THIS!!! What the……..

[MICHAEL]

Last night at 8:03 pm, JASON ,,, that half human, half Alien hybrid, rolled ANOTHER 300 game!!! I believe he said it was his 6 since we met a little over a year ago! CONGRATS My ALIEN Bowling buddy!!! You are THE BEAST Jr!!! LOL Also he got that coveted first of many 800's a short while back!!
alien/human form

Its been a little over a year since I ran into Jason/Bowula, at a crash UFOr site.... he was laying about 40 yards from from the impact site, with the disguise you see in the picture on the left. He had in his right hand a DV8 bowling ball of some kind, it was hard to make out because of the smoke, and charred condition of the ball. As I picked him up, he spoke with a very,,, very weak alien voice, " I am Bowula, I come to Bowl"!! And man has he!!! You might call him Mr. 300!

[JaMau24]

Last night at 8:03 pm, JASON ,,, that half human, half Alien hybrid, rolled ANOTHER 300 game!!! I believe he said it was his 6 since we met a little over a year ago! CONGRATS My ALIEN Bowling buddy!!! You are THE BEAST Jr!!! LOL Also he got that coveted first of many 800's a short while back!!
alien/human form

Its been a little over a year since I ran into Jason/Bowula, at a crash UFOr site.... he was laying about 40 yards from from the impact site, with the disguise you see in the picture on the left. He had in his right hand a DV8 bowling ball of some kind, it was hard to make out because of the smoke, and charred condition of the ball. As I picked him up, he spoke with a very,,, very weak alien voice, " I am Bowula, I come to Bowl"!! And man has he!!! You might call him Mr. 300!

LOL! Thanks! Yeah, since we met I've bowled ten 300's, five of which are sanctioned. Can't wait for you to get another!

[MICHAEL]

Ok, I did digress due to Bowlula’s 300 game yesterday!

I said to myself, what is this shape-shifting purple cigar smoking glob, doing coming out the bottom of a 427 bowling ball block engine in this 1967 vet?

Before I could say anything at all, It grabbed the 3 duce’s (playing cards), off the top of the engine, and threw them in a fountain, that was a few feet away! He then began singing this beautiful song, and the fountain came to life!!!

I notice that the side of the fountain had a sign, ( ylati ) as place of origin,,, can anyone decode this and tell me the Reverse dimensional country this fountain is in??

what is the purpose of throwing the 3 duces into the amazing fountain?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkHkMH5uxrA

Could the fountain be sending Iceman a code in its beauty, and splendor?

I am only a short time away from bowling the Purple People Eater, and Iceman is needing help! I want to get back to MY DIMENSION, League has started, and I have already missed One week!! As the cool mist of the fountain freezes upon contact with Iceman’s outer surface, something is happening…. Something HUGE!!! MY GOD,,,, This is just what I NEEDED!!!!!

[MICHAEL]

I am only a short time away from bowling the Purple People Eater, and Iceman is needing help! I want to get back to MY DIMENSION, League has started, and I have already missed One week!! As the cool mist of the fountain freezes upon contact with Iceman’s outer surface, something is happening…. Something HUGE!!! MY GOD,,,, This is just what I NEEDED!!!!!

As the H20, (water) hits Iceman’s outer rugged super hero body, it’s clear that the water is Freezing, and creating more volume to his SIZE!
The Purple People eater is huge, and if Iceman were to lose, would have been NO match for his voluminous size and strength!

What am I talking about…. ME,,, ICEMAN lose to some ding bat One eyed, One horn, Purple people Eater?
I think not!!

I am growing in leaps and bounds as the water upon hitting my outer body, quick freezes, and increases my size at an incredible rate!
As of this moment I am 10 1/3 times larger than I was just an hour ago…

Wanting this to be an even match I will remove my body from the fountain spray, once I reach Purple People Eater size!

Then my inner thermal nuclear freezing unit will hold the volume as long as needed. I should check my batteries out that operate the freezing unit! Hummmm I am almost in the yellow DANGER area, this bowl off needs to happen quick! I don’t have access to my charging unit here in this dimension!

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think that the size will help me bowl better, but if after beating the diabolical Purple People Eater, he decides to eat Iceman, he will have nothing but an Iceberg to contend with!

Just as the Titanic went down, so will IT, if it is a sore loser!

“What’s that,,,, a parachute is coming down from the sky,,, what strange sky it is here, unearthly colors, that look like a Rembrandt oil painting,,, yellows, greens, reds,,, purples,,,, very hard to describe, but in its own way uniquely UGLY!

The parachute, has an envelope attached to the bottom of it! What could this be,,, its from Jason/Bowula…. DO THIS AND YOUR ARE guaranteed a victory!! MY GOD,, why didn’t Iceman think of this……….. All I have to do is…….??!!

vs

[MICHAEL]

The parachute, has an envelope attached to the bottom of it! What could this be,,, its from Jason/Bowula…. DO THIS AND YOUR ARE guaranteed a victory!! MY GOD,, why didn’t Iceman think of this……….. All I have to do is…….??!!


TAKE LESSIONS from a g GRAND MASTER Bowling Instructor in THIS dimension! Bowling is very different in many respects.
The gravitational pull is much less



The Oil patterns change, on their own at will, but only at the beginning of each new game! Its called AI oil! (artificial intelligence), very expensive even here, but what a challenge.


Pins have feet, and can move to either avoid your AI Ball, or help you with your score, depending on the mood they are in! They don’t like High speed bowlers, but don’t mind high revolutions, at a moderate speed. They can only move to make slight corrections, or make slight misalignments.




So much to learn in such a shot time, My batteries are in the yellow, and I must keep the mass I have developed in our last segment!
Ok Grand Master, show Iceman the skill’s he needs to know, for VICTORY!

The Place Where the Battle Will Take Place! O YES, in the NOTE he gave me some VERY INTERESTING INFO ON the use of the Cheap cigar!!

[MICHAEL]

The Grand Master gave me some good pointers in regards to bowling in this dimension! The Oil with its AI, (artificial intelligence) is ok, in that it only changes at the beginning of each game, but that means you can bowl 3 different patterns a series of 3 games!! They have different names her in Bowula’s dimension:

1. Our Us Open pattern is called , Holy ****
2. Our Shark pattern is called, O mega 3
3. Our turnpike pattern is called: Collision

You get the drift, different name, but very similar lay out!
One thing that the Grand Master taught me is to make an offering to the oil on the lanes before bowling! (YOU NEVER SEE THIS in our dimension)

Since the oil does have Artificial intelligence it can have attitude, and is sensitive to comments made by bowlers. You never want to say things like, “this oil sucks”, or “I wonder where they got this crappy oil, out of a recycle bin for used motor oil”, or worse yet, “ I hate this Fricken sorry ask, excuse of what they call oil!” That is one of the ultimate insults, that CAN CAUSE THE AI oil to change on you in a given game! (Can you even imagine bowling 3 or 4 different patterns in ONE GAME, and not know what to expect before each and every delivery)!!

So to make an offer to the oil you need to get down on your knee’s at the approach, and bend at the waist with your arms over your head, palms pointed downward, touch ever so lightly the oil just beyond the foul line, (if performed correctly, you will feel ever so slight a tingling in your middle, and ring finger!)
While doing this say this 3 times, “Oil, Oil, on the lane, give this bowler a decent game!”

Then you get off your knee’s do an about face, with your back to the bowling lane, bend at the waist, Crossing your arms in front of you and on opposite knee’s Then let a FART! The more volume, the more likely the oil will be appeased, and pleased! I know,, I thought the same thing, (((this part of the ritual STINKS, but to AI lane oil, it’s a gas!!

should you EVER ANGER THE AI OIL, you must make an OFFERING SHOWN BELOW!!



Ok,,,, now that I know the ritual involved with the Oil,,,, its time to work on the LAI pins…. What, the ,,, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, GRAND MASTER…

[Zaxmazr]

This thread is pretty nuts. lol