TMI, Mike, TMI......
I don't,,,, KNOW,,,, YOU??? Bill??
QUOTE=billf;47528]I know but as the saying goes...it takes one to know one[/QUOTE]
THAT's what you are but What am I,,,,,, (great quote from one of my favorite writers, Pee-We-Herman) lol
Before this conversation denigrates, to even a lower level I need to hit the sack!! ICEMAN, needs his rest,,,,(question I ask my wife): "Honey,,,, did you eat that last Ding-Dong??
Cup-Cakes reply, " No,,, but I want some of that Ding-Dong, so leave me some!!!" ,,, mikes reply, " Ok Cup-Cake,,, there will be plenty waiting for you in the bedroom,,, she likes to eat in bed,,, I am ok with that.....I just worry about too much sugar before going to bed! Lol.... (NIGHT!!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 07-13-2012 at 09:49 AM.
TMI, Mike, TMI......
My wifes new name!!
[QUOTE=Hampe;47562]TMI, Mike, TMI.....
Is that anything like TMJ??? What the .... ??
Cup-Cake did it again!! She did it with her Manic Bowling!! It was total insanity, excessive enthusiasm, destruction, ,,, Joyce the Terminator, DESTROYER,, it was ruination on a scale that has not been seen at the AMF since its inception!! ,,,,, she left NO prisoner’s!!
If there was ever a ball made for a CERTAIN Woman’s style of bowling, (my wife), it would be without a doubt the MANIC! She showed the would be conquerors what a Manic Woman, can do with a Manic BALL!! And when the smoke cleared, and the battle field fires were starting to wane, there she stood,,,, with her right arm held high in Victory! Crowds gathered, and cheered over, and OVER,,,, They picked her up and carried her out to her car!!! I am cool with it all! I cleaned her bowling balls, packed everything up, and met her out side!
I am going to ask you out there: Should I change her nick name NOW, form Cup-Cake to((((( WONDERWOMAN!!))) It has a nice sound,,,,,, ICEMAN,,, and WONDERWOMAN!!
OR???
manic woman
Manic woman
Cup-Cake, will be from this day forward know as MANIC! She has agreed to the Name change, and hated the nick name Cup-Cake! She use to say to me, “Cup-Cake your ………… well let’s just use our imagination to fill in the blank words! Believe me, MANIC suits her well! She can make that Manic Ball, do magic when she’s on!!
It is official,,,,, JOYCE--- Cup-Cake- -- is now,,, and has agreed to the new nick name: MANIC Woman!! MANIC for short!
our dream team is so far: The Dude, Iceman, and MANIC!! We will have to come up with appropriate names for Chad, and our other teammate!
The IncrediBOWLs.. or The UntouchaBOWLsOriginally Posted by MICHAEL
Untouchabowls
Not sure which one you like Dude,,, but Manic and Iceman like Untouchabowls!! lol What do you think? Bill, any ideas lol
Team names can be fun to pick but are a personal choice. Both are good names.
My Saturday night mixed team is Dysfunctional. Tuesday summer league, Gutter Snipes. Wednesday sport pattern team (summer league) Bowlerz Score. Monday night fall/winter league has company sponsor also. Last year a restaurant sponsored us so we wer Alcove Restaurant. This year my coaching company will be sponsoring us so there will be another team called Bowlerz Score. The sponsor fee is only $15 (was last year anyway) so the real cost will be in finally getting team shirts. I can't remember the name of the team I bowled Sunday mornings with. The time I bowled with all my brother-in-laws we used the name Relative Theory. Yes, the names I suggest have always been voted in.
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MANIC goes MANIC !!!
Manic had a good night yesterday evening! We are climbing the ladder in large part due to her skill and strength using the Manic ball! Her game on first throw is 100 percent better since our decision to get a second ball. She uses her Cyclone for spare shots now, and I must say is deadly with her 7 or 10 pin shots! She picks those two leaves up 90 percent of the time. We have three weeks left on our $1000.00 pot 14 week league! We have been on a winning streak for the last 5 weeks! Do, to her aggressive take no prisoners attack style of bowling!
Remember we bowl 4 games and have a possible win with total pins of 5 games! We beat this team that brings in this Top Gun Bowler 5 to O last week! This Top gun guy that bowled two 279’s last night and a 254 and a 230 was the reason they won 3 out of 5. 5 weeks ago when we bowl this team we only won 3 out of 5! I had a 900 series, personal best for 4 games! If their 213 bowler would have been there, I am sure we would have taken all 5! Manic and I were bowling that good, that night!
This team is 2 games behind the Dude’s team, as we draw closer to the end. The bowler that he takes the place for is intimidated by my MANIC WIFE! His average is 213! He never does well when bowling US! Manic can stare him down with those deep dark brown eyes and 16 inch arms!! It looks like a prize fight! She has actually curled his pants legs with that stare one time!!
I would bet money he,, this 333 bowler will be there the next 3 weeks!
Now you know why I don’t like sub’s!!!!!!!!!! When bowling for good money, they can be used to win games!!
Manic went to the counter as we were leaving yesterday, and got both managers together and told them that she didn’t like the sub coming in and bowling, and that he needed to clean up his mouth! Every other word, fuC$ God da ect ect.. It didn’t bother me, but Hey; I am and X Iron Worker! But there were ladies present including my wife, and a 5 year old boy that heard it all!
She read them the RIOT ACT…. the main manager agreed with her thoughts, and even said that the reason they won that night was because of them bring him in! (((funny thing is that the assistant MGR is the one that’s on “THAT TEAM”, and the very person that brings the Top Gun in!))) LOL,,, I was not there, she told Iceman to go on to the car, and that she would be there in a minute! (( I thought she was going to talk to the manager about a Birthday Present coming soon for ICEMAN))! I didn’t even know she was upset!!
Now you know why I am against Substitutes!
The Dude went up against a team that PRE-Bowled and one bowler that has been bowling very low scores, Had the Bowling day of his life! But that’s another story; maybe The Dude will elaborate on that!
CARRYING average solves both situations!!!!! (((But Iceman,,,,, you pay for the bowling and don’t get to bowl!!!,,,,, SOLUTION: you get a voucher from the alley for the games you paid for to be used at your pleasure! (((WHAT IS MORE FAIR THEN THAT?))) Such a simple solution, and it takes the stacking of the deck out of the equation!!
MANIC IS UPSET!! She is ONE tough cookie, and has taken Iceman down to the ground more than once! I just hope that I can contain her anger, if this team brings in THIS 333 bowler when we meet next!
You don’t want to be around when Manic goes Manic!!!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 08-08-2012 at 11:04 AM.
Yeah, I shot a 237, 257, 205, and 238 and we still lost 4 of 5. The guy that pre-bowled with a 160 avg bowled a 182, 255, 184, 221. I'd bet all I have he wouldn't have done that well if he were there.
Mike I think you mean he's a 233 bowler. 333 would be impossible even for the best bowler! lol. If I'm not mistaken, subs aren't allowed to bowl the last week during a positional round because it's against USBC rules, correct? So if we bowl against them to determine 1st or 2nd place, he won't be allowed to bowl.
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