My Wifes MANIC Came in Today!!!!

[MICHAEL]

Well I know for SURE, that the spinner has made a huge differance in her ball selection now! Manic,,, is sweet going into the pocket on fresh oil, and the cyclone, has become her spare ball, and dry alley! Changing the surface has made a big differance with me and my league that has all TOP GUNS,,,, ( but my wife and me)! lol
I beat several top guns last tuesday scratch,,,, the only way I like to beat them!!! lol 900 series, wit a 225 average that day,, moved about the four balls during the match, and the selection worked out good! I don't think it would have happened without knowing the balls, and how I prepared them!!

[MICHAEL]

She had a great game with her MANIC yesterday in league, 181,,,, she is constantly bowling over her average with this ball! Sure she might bowl her average, once in a while, but her average has been slowly climbing since she went MANIC on me!!! It has a beautiful tuck into the pocket the last 3 feet or so!!! If she gets better at hitting her mark, she will be a force to reckon with! Did I say a force to be reckon with??? I have been married to her for some time, and let me say, SHE IS the Force!!!
I try to give her pointers, but,,,,,, BUT, she is almost as hard headed as a block of ICE, and does not like taking advice from me,,,,,( a super hero),,, Iceman!! You figure!!
Anyone else out there have a hardheaded wife,,, or is it just the Iceman!!
My Cup-Cake does not,,, in any WAY, SHAPE, or form, want ADVISE, form me while bowling!! It drives me into deep freeze!!! But what can I say,,,, NOTHING!! LOL,,,,, ()

[billf]

Almost every wife I know doesn't want to take bowling advice from their husbands and sometimes the husbands are even correct in what they are saying lol

[MICHAEL]

Almost every wife I know doesn't want to take bowling advice from their husbands and sometimes the husbands are even correct in what they are saying lol

Lol…….. Wow,,, I guess I am not the Lone Ranger!! That’s good to know! Somehow it helps with the PAIN! Can you imagine what a Mormon goes through going to the lanes with his dozen or so wife’s!! LOL! (A Fate Worse Than bowling 11 frames perfect, then a solid ten),, maybe? You see something that YOU KNOW will help several of your wife’s, and then to go through the, WELL IF YOU KNOW everything, why don’t you bowl more perfect games!!! (OCUH,,, below the belt!) Pain! So,,,, I have learned to just KEEP my mouth shut, and bite my tongue!! Hardheaded, stubborn, smart woman have a VERY HARD time taking constructive advice,,,, ( you notice I did not say the other C word, (criticism), Constructive CRITICISM!!! There I said it!!!
I really do think it’s a DNA defense mechanism built into the Woman’s genome….

[J Anderson]

Lol…….. Wow,,, I guess I am not the Lone Ranger!! That’s good to know! Somehow it helps with the PAIN! Can you imagine what a Mormon goes through going to the lanes with his dozen or so wife’s!! LOL! (A Fate Worse Than bowling 11 frames perfect, then a solid ten),, maybe? You see something that YOU KNOW will help several of your wife’s, and then to go through the, WELL IF YOU KNOW everything, why don’t you bowl more perfect games!!! (OCUH,,, below the belt!) Pain! So,,,, I have learned to just KEEP my mouth shut, and bite my tongue!! Hardheaded, stubborn, smart woman have a VERY HARD time taking constructive advice,,,, ( you notice I did not say the other C word, (criticism), Constructive CRITICISM!!! There I said it!!!
I really do think it’s a DNA defense mechanism built into the Woman’s genome….

So Ice, when your very intelligent wife gives you advice, do you always take it? Or does Male Selective Hearing Loss kick in?

By the way, MSHL usually shows its first symptoms when teenage males appear to lose the ability to hear their mothers at normal conversational sound levels. In extreme cases they lose the ability to hear any adult who is not screaming at them. Most go into spontaneous remission when they move out of their parent's home. This remission is usually short lived until the young male marries or moves in with a long term girlfriend. The symptom now is an intermittent inability to hear his wife or girlfriend at normal conversational levels. Oddly enough most of those afflicted by MSHL seem not to mind it. Their significant others have been known to find it very traumatic.
My own dear, sweet, very intelligent wife, is probably thinking right now of starting a second career in medical research to find the cure.

[billf]

That's why wives #1 & #2 are not too bright. All I have to do is use multiple syllable words and I win the argument by default. I'm not being mean just honest. Case in point; my oldest step-daughter's house caught on fire. My wife said she was "historical". I pointed out that she must have meant hysterical because she hasn't had any impact in the past upon society outside of her immediate family. My wife stopped yelling at me about the fire and asked me to drive her there. She has a huge heart made of gold so I usually let most of her grammar issues slide.

[MICHAEL]

That's why wives #1 & #2 are not too bright. All I have to do is use multiple syllable words and I win the argument by default. I'm not being mean just honest. Case in point; my oldest step-daughter's house caught on fire. My wife said she was "historical". I pointed out that she must have meant hysterical because she hasn't had any impact in the past upon society outside of her immediate family. My wife stopped yelling at me about the fire and asked me to drive her there. She has a huge heart made of gold so I usually let most of her grammar issues slide.

John and Bill I have it down to and Art form! When my wife is reading me the Riot Act,,,,,
I can look my wife right in the eyes and send my spirit to another dimension!! She thinks I am a good listener, I don’t hear a word she says! Sometimes I can stay in that trance up to 33 minutes!,,,, I throw in a few, ( yes dear’s) and (Ok’s),,,, and the big one ( yes Cup-Cake I agree with you 100 percent)!
The key word that brings me out of the trance is,,,,, ( Are you listening to me)!!!

[GeorgiaStroker]

My late wife would get very upset when I dropped a vocabulary bomb on her. lol We were talking one day and I said something about a copious amount of something. She said 'what does copious mean?' I said 'A large amount.' She said 'Then say large amount you @#^*#!!'

[MICHAEL]

marriage.jpg pretty much says it all!!! LOL... (

[billf]

Marriage isn't as bad as most claim. It's give and take. They give us crap and we take it. We give them our paychecks and they take it.
Seriously though, I'm amazed I found one woman to put up with me never mind two. I have found as I've gotten older that because I don't drink (twice in last five years) or run around that my status has improved lol