High Urinals (joke)

[Duke Harding]

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn
about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but
mostly to see the horses

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the
other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the
urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their
'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted
one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be
in the 5th grade.'

"No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race,
but I appreciate your help

[Baroncad]

LOL and ROFWMP

That was a much needed laugh break today.

Thanks

[The KingPin]

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn
about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but
mostly to see the horses

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the
other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the
urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their
'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted
one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be
in the 5th grade.'

"No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race,
but I appreciate your help

Yes thank you. We all need a joke from time to time. You should be the comic here?