Okay new rule...noeymc can't respond in jiberish or iphone autocorrect or a drunken stooper...because that makes no sense.
Oh thats right...we're still on that kick that for some unknown reason...a random bowling alley...on a Saturday for little Ricky's B-Day party...has decided to institute an oil pattern that is not only detrimental to their recreational bowlers...and not only is so rare that it is virtually unheard of...but would require the mechanic to have PBA level lane oiling experience.
I look forward to Part II of this adventure...the MWhite/ZDawg Southern California Bowling Center Tour. I can't imagine what crazy oil patterns you'll use as an excuse in the NEXT tour stop.
MW: "Well, I lost by 140 pins...rolled a 98 that first game...but it was fairly obvious that the lane was oiled in a 3/4 Zombie Bone Yank pattern...where the mechanic usues a toothbrush to lightly oil boards 5, 11, and 16....then uses spit on boards 7 and 12....then buffs it with a used diaper. It's a rare pattern...but explains why I once again lost."
PDW called...he says it's easier to just blame fan distractions than make up weird oil pattern excuses.
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