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Jord_84
11-18-2009, 08:30 PM
English teachers everywhere.
Strike Domination
11-18-2009, 11:00 PM
Now we must
branstew
11-19-2009, 03:04 AM
go for the
Strike Domination
11-19-2009, 03:15 AM
world record in
branstew
11-19-2009, 09:07 AM
running uphill in
Strike Domination
11-19-2009, 09:46 PM
the hills of
Maine Man
11-20-2009, 01:52 AM
the Maine woods
Strike Domination
11-21-2009, 01:25 AM
which are located
Maine Man
11-21-2009, 01:48 AM
next to canada
poflobo
11-21-2009, 05:34 PM
and colder than
Maine Man
11-26-2009, 11:59 PM
a deserted igloo
poflobo
11-27-2009, 10:25 AM
in the Alaskan
Maine Man
11-27-2009, 10:04 PM
wilderness with a
poflobo
11-27-2009, 11:14 PM
can of sardines
Maine Man
11-27-2009, 11:16 PM
in one hand
poflobo
11-27-2009, 11:52 PM
And a blowtorch
Maine Man
11-28-2009, 12:17 AM
in the other
poflobo
11-28-2009, 02:06 AM
Having no key
Jord_84
11-28-2009, 07:06 PM
to the outhouse
poflobo
11-28-2009, 10:37 PM
or sardine can
Stormed1
11-29-2009, 01:27 AM
can opener to
poflobo
11-29-2009, 06:06 PM
complete his mission
extraacount
11-29-2009, 09:44 PM
he will eat
(I'll have to copy and paste all this into a story one day :D)
Strike Domination
11-30-2009, 01:33 AM
all of the
poflobo
11-30-2009, 10:38 PM
little fish without
poflobo
12-05-2009, 01:36 AM
having to melt
123seeyah
12-06-2009, 08:23 PM
the cheese inside
Strike Domination
12-06-2009, 08:45 PM
and it will
123seeyah
12-07-2009, 12:46 AM
be the most
Strike Domination
12-07-2009, 01:33 AM
tasty dish of
poflobo
12-07-2009, 02:36 AM
sardine cheese sticks
Stormed1
12-07-2009, 06:17 PM
he ever had
Strike Domination
12-07-2009, 08:37 PM
in the world.
poflobo
12-08-2009, 01:04 AM
After lunch, he
123seeyah
12-11-2009, 12:45 AM
lighted a cigar
poflobo
12-11-2009, 01:23 AM
and enjoyed some
123seeyah
12-13-2009, 10:29 PM
jalapeņo jam servings
Strike Domination
12-14-2009, 12:35 AM
with wheat bread
123seeyah
12-14-2009, 02:56 AM
and apple cinnamon
Strike Domination
12-14-2009, 03:50 AM
pie with extra
Jord_84
12-14-2009, 10:38 AM
Nachos ever created
123seeyah
12-14-2009, 09:46 PM
then rolled into
poflobo
12-14-2009, 10:17 PM
an igloo to
123seeyah
12-15-2009, 02:29 AM
make it cold
poflobo
12-15-2009, 04:34 AM
like a popsicle
Jord_84
12-15-2009, 10:06 AM
Then, eskimos made
123seeyah
12-15-2009, 07:38 PM
a huge snowman
Stormed1
12-15-2009, 08:46 PM
with a hollow
123seeyah
12-15-2009, 09:08 PM
carrot nose placed
Strike Domination
12-15-2009, 10:29 PM
in the middle
123seeyah
12-15-2009, 10:48 PM
of nowhere, however
Stormed1
12-15-2009, 11:37 PM
they still needed
Strike Domination
12-16-2009, 12:09 AM
to keep it
123seeyah
12-16-2009, 01:11 AM
in between the
Strike Domination
12-16-2009, 02:59 AM
united states and
poflobo
12-16-2009, 05:20 AM
of his face
Strike Domination
12-16-2009, 06:35 AM
which is really
Stormed1
12-16-2009, 11:06 AM
disfigured now that
123seeyah
12-16-2009, 08:03 PM
the time has
poflobo
12-16-2009, 10:03 PM
has come to
123seeyah
12-16-2009, 11:19 PM
pack things up
poflobo
12-16-2009, 11:25 PM
and head home
123seeyah
12-17-2009, 01:54 AM
for the holidays
Strike Domination
12-17-2009, 02:19 AM
to spend time
123seeyah
12-17-2009, 02:53 AM
with his family
Strike Domination
12-17-2009, 03:25 AM
and away from
poflobo
12-17-2009, 04:10 AM
the abominable snowman
123seeyah
12-17-2009, 04:48 AM
suddenly, he then
Strike Domination
12-17-2009, 07:28 AM
changed his mind
poflobo
12-17-2009, 04:18 PM
and decided to
Stormed1
12-18-2009, 02:07 AM
make friends with
extraacount
12-18-2009, 02:08 AM
the abominable snowman
poflobo
12-18-2009, 04:21 AM
and took him
123seeyah
12-18-2009, 07:57 AM
to the park
poflobo
12-18-2009, 02:46 PM
to fly kites
poflobo
12-26-2009, 09:15 PM
and The End!
Stormed1
12-28-2009, 10:24 AM
is coming near
poflobo
12-28-2009, 02:24 PM
and will impact
poflobo
12-31-2009, 07:30 PM
the lives of
extraacount
01-01-2010, 12:17 AM
millions and millions
poflobo
01-01-2010, 12:33 AM
of furry little
extraacount
01-10-2010, 12:18 AM
dinosaurs that eat
Strike Domination
01-10-2010, 02:09 AM
everything except the
poflobo
01-10-2010, 06:34 PM
peach pits because
123seeyah
01-10-2010, 09:16 PM
it tastes great
poflobo
01-10-2010, 10:14 PM
leaving the pits
wes909
01-17-2010, 10:46 PM
to rot in
Stormed1
01-17-2010, 11:36 PM
someone elses guts
wes909
01-18-2010, 12:41 AM
while wondering if
Strike Domination
01-18-2010, 06:55 AM
they are really
wes909
01-18-2010, 06:13 PM
going to have
Strike Domination
01-18-2010, 09:26 PM
any possible chance
123seeyah
01-18-2010, 11:14 PM
for lebron james
poflobo
01-19-2010, 09:01 AM
to quit basketball
Strike Domination
01-19-2010, 08:18 PM
which would be
Stormed1
01-20-2010, 12:57 AM
a stupid move
wes909
01-20-2010, 03:35 AM
for him indeed
Strike Domination
01-20-2010, 04:16 AM
because basketball is
Stormed1
01-20-2010, 05:25 AM
his lifes work
wes909
01-20-2010, 05:29 AM
a bakers shop
poflobo
01-20-2010, 12:58 PM
would never work
Strike Domination
01-20-2010, 07:36 PM
for anyone except
poflobo
01-21-2010, 01:14 AM
a pastry chef
Stormed1
01-21-2010, 04:03 AM
and he is
poflobo
01-21-2010, 04:20 AM
not baking cakes
Stormed1
01-21-2010, 12:03 PM
but baking fluffy
poflobo
01-21-2010, 03:22 PM
puffy little bitty
Stormed1
01-22-2010, 11:34 AM
pastries with sprinkles
poflobo
01-22-2010, 01:43 PM
on the top
Stormed1
01-22-2010, 04:59 PM
shaped like little
wes909
01-22-2010, 05:15 PM
stars and junk
Strike Domination
01-22-2010, 10:33 PM
that people usually
Strike Domination
01-23-2010, 07:20 AM
because they aren't
poflobo
01-24-2010, 04:28 PM
aware how valuable
extraacount
01-25-2010, 12:47 AM
the things in
Strike Domination
01-25-2010, 02:22 AM
the pastries are
poflobo
01-29-2010, 03:28 AM
before biting into
Maine Man
02-27-2010, 07:07 AM
the creamy goodness
WAC4504
02-27-2010, 12:08 PM
Wash your hands
poflobo
02-27-2010, 06:13 PM
before you eat
WAC4504
02-27-2010, 07:30 PM
or you might
Maine Man
02-28-2010, 12:50 AM
get real sick
Strike Domination
02-28-2010, 11:19 PM
and you don't
poflobo
03-01-2010, 02:18 PM
want germs to
123seeyah
03-02-2010, 03:32 AM
invade your system
poflobo
03-02-2010, 06:40 PM
to attack your
BRStrikeForce
03-03-2010, 04:29 AM
nipple before the
Strike Domination
03-03-2010, 09:00 PM
best meal you
extraacount
03-03-2010, 11:58 PM
never go and
Strike Domination
03-04-2010, 02:43 AM
eat it without
WAC4504
03-04-2010, 08:48 PM
checking it twice
Strike Domination
03-04-2010, 10:37 PM
just for the
poflobo
03-06-2010, 05:05 AM
satisfaction of knowing
Maine Man
03-06-2010, 06:11 AM
how it tastes
Strike Domination
03-06-2010, 07:15 AM
after all the
Maine Man
03-06-2010, 08:07 AM
sugar is gone
Strike Domination
03-06-2010, 06:29 PM
and there's no
poflobo
03-08-2010, 05:46 PM
milk to wash
jboarei
03-13-2010, 04:34 AM
away the sorrow
Maine Man
03-13-2010, 06:23 AM
from your mouth
poflobo
03-13-2010, 04:48 PM
suffering sugar withdrawal
WAC4504
03-31-2010, 10:19 PM
could it be
Strike Domination
04-01-2010, 02:51 AM
that you don't
wes909
04-07-2010, 07:05 AM
have crawfish inside
Strike Domination
04-08-2010, 04:18 AM
the food, which
wes909
04-08-2010, 05:05 AM
you eat on
WAC4504
04-08-2010, 10:18 PM
or could it
wes909
04-08-2010, 10:43 PM
have bowled 300
Strike Domination
04-09-2010, 06:12 AM
when you got
wes909
04-10-2010, 05:15 AM
raped in the
Strike Domination
04-10-2010, 06:17 AM
back of the
wes909
04-15-2010, 09:28 AM
wall-mart check out
Strike Domination
04-17-2010, 04:03 AM
where you usually
poflobo
04-17-2010, 04:29 AM
do not belong
BRStrikeForce
04-24-2010, 01:32 PM
unless you have
Strike Domination
04-24-2010, 05:31 PM
something to buy
comfortably numb
05-16-2011, 11:43 AM
Anxiously delegating authority...
GoKidd
05-16-2011, 12:42 PM
he paused briefly
mhrinko
05-16-2011, 12:46 PM
to look around
The Mayor
05-16-2011, 05:27 PM
and see seven...
Drano
05-17-2011, 04:21 AM
employees watching the
comfortably numb
05-17-2011, 08:56 AM
timeclock tick slowly
The Mayor
05-17-2011, 09:03 AM
so they can
mhrinko
05-17-2011, 09:53 AM
waste their time
The Mayor
05-17-2011, 11:28 AM
instead of putting
comfortably numb
05-17-2011, 11:36 AM
effort into working
Drano
05-17-2011, 06:05 PM
. However, somewhere else,
The Mayor
05-18-2011, 09:18 AM
a giant panda
mhrinko
05-18-2011, 09:30 AM
was eating chocolate
The Mayor
05-18-2011, 09:30 AM
and dancing like
comfortably numb
05-23-2011, 09:54 AM
Elvis on drugs
The Mayor
05-23-2011, 11:18 AM
. Twas really weird...
Drano
05-23-2011, 12:47 PM
because of the
comfortably numb
05-23-2011, 01:27 PM
unsightly spewing of...
The Mayor
05-23-2011, 03:14 PM
chocolaty vomit. "Cometh
comfortably numb
05-24-2011, 09:56 AM
to my lair"
The Mayor
05-24-2011, 11:11 AM
, said the beast.
comfortably numb
05-24-2011, 01:30 PM
Meanwhile, back at
The Mayor
05-24-2011, 02:16 PM
the ranch, Tex
comfortably numb
05-24-2011, 03:28 PM
stepped in chocolaty
The Mayor
05-24-2011, 04:31 PM
vomit and screamed
comfortably numb
05-26-2011, 09:27 AM
like a young
The Mayor
05-26-2011, 10:05 AM
Justin Bieber fan.
comfortably numb
05-26-2011, 01:52 PM
After the scare
The Mayor
05-26-2011, 02:16 PM
,Tex went to
comfortably numb
05-26-2011, 02:51 PM
the bathroom in
The Mayor
05-26-2011, 03:19 PM
an abandoned garage
comfortably numb
05-26-2011, 04:33 PM
, when the police
The Mayor
05-26-2011, 05:03 PM
barged in causing
comfortably numb
05-26-2011, 05:11 PM
Tex to mess
The Mayor
05-31-2011, 11:11 AM
his perfectly coiffed
comfortably numb
05-31-2011, 11:57 AM
$200 haircut to
The Mayor
05-31-2011, 01:34 PM
become a mullet.
comfortably numb
05-31-2011, 01:36 PM
Meanwhile, Mrs. Tex
The Mayor
05-31-2011, 02:40 PM
was busy milking
comfortably numb
05-31-2011, 03:54 PM
(mistakenly) their bull
The Mayor
05-31-2011, 04:01 PM
when she surprisingly
comfortably numb
05-31-2011, 04:08 PM
located a stream
The Mayor
05-31-2011, 04:29 PM
rushing beneath her
comfortably numb
05-31-2011, 04:35 PM
size 14 submarines
The Mayor
06-01-2011, 12:24 PM
. It was white
comfortably numb
06-02-2011, 08:56 AM
rapids rushing down
The Mayor
06-02-2011, 11:35 AM
the freshly cleaned
comfortably numb
06-02-2011, 11:42 AM
metal sewer grate,
The Mayor
06-03-2011, 11:53 AM
heading straight for
comfortably numb
06-03-2011, 12:58 PM
Tex's herb garden.
The Mayor
06-03-2011, 01:34 PM
"Not the marjoram!"
comfortably numb
06-03-2011, 01:57 PM
Tex yelled out.
The Mayor
06-06-2011, 10:36 AM
The secret ingredient
comfortably numb
06-17-2011, 05:05 PM
could put Tex
The Mayor
06-20-2011, 12:53 PM
and his magic
comfortably numb
06-20-2011, 01:12 PM
Johnson trading cards
The Mayor
06-20-2011, 05:24 PM
out of business.
comfortably numb
06-21-2011, 08:44 AM
Tex's neighbor Jill
The Mayor
06-21-2011, 10:58 AM
had seen the
comfortably numb
06-21-2011, 12:38 PM
light at revival
CMoore
07-13-2011, 04:37 PM
where God told
comfortably numb
07-14-2011, 09:19 AM
Jill to marry
The Mayor
07-14-2011, 09:30 AM
a leprechaun named
comfortably numb
07-14-2011, 03:01 PM
Seymour, who sang
comfortably numb
07-14-2011, 04:18 PM
and girls fainted
CMoore
07-14-2011, 07:00 PM
because he is
comfortably numb
07-15-2011, 08:51 AM
and looks like
The Mayor
07-15-2011, 09:58 AM
a redneck Elvis. (LOL)
comfortably numb
07-15-2011, 10:13 AM
Having made millions,
CMoore
07-15-2011, 11:09 AM
he flew to
comfortably numb
07-15-2011, 11:20 AM
Nashville, where he
CMoore
07-15-2011, 11:26 AM
lies down to
comfortably numb
07-15-2011, 12:49 PM
treat his hangover
CMoore
07-15-2011, 01:03 PM
that he got
CMoore
07-15-2011, 05:07 PM
bar on 5th
comfortably numb
07-15-2011, 05:20 PM
avenue in Daytona
CMoore
07-15-2011, 07:03 PM
Once he woke
comfortably numb
07-18-2011, 11:11 AM
used Gibson guitar
The Mayor
07-18-2011, 11:16 AM
named Billy Bob
CMoore
07-18-2011, 11:34 AM
who began to
comfortably numb
07-18-2011, 11:58 AM
take acting classes
The Mayor
07-18-2011, 02:33 PM
Thornton was his
comfortably numb
07-18-2011, 02:52 PM
stepdad's last name
The Mayor
07-18-2011, 03:13 PM
so he adopted
comfortably numb
07-18-2011, 03:27 PM
five white kittens.
CMoore
07-18-2011, 04:20 PM
He named the
The Mayor
07-18-2011, 05:24 PM
kittens Angelina, Santa
comfortably numb
07-18-2011, 06:00 PM
bad, Brad, and
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