3 Word Story

[AngeloPD]

play by itself

[Keithalw]

that awesome song

[AngeloPD]

that keith sang

[bowl1820]

so off key

[AngeloPD]

but recorded himself

[got_a_300]

singing a duet

[Keithalw]

with that guy

[AngeloPD]

and uploaded to

[Keithalw]

youtube hoping that

[AngeloPD]

he would get

[Keithalw]

real famous so

[AngeloPD]

he could feed

[got_a_300]

his bowling habit

[Keithalw]

which increased lately

[bowl1820]

by "ONE" word


(See See a more than one word post hehehehhehehehe lololololololll)

[hehateme]

Which wasn't a

[got_a_300]

problem since he

[AngeloPD]

joined this forum

[Keithalw]

that's so addicting

[Doghouse Reilly]

He fell over

[AngeloPD]

a brick wall

[got_a_300]

and he broke

[AngeloPD]

his ankle and

[Keithalw]

he said OUCHHHH

[bowl1820]

as it swelled

[AngeloPD]

really bad but

[hehateme]

He got up

[AngeloPD]

and run towards

[Bizwan65]

his bowling bag

[AngeloPD]

and picked up

[Keithalw]

His DV8 Marauder

[AngeloPD]

but changed his

[got_a_300]

mind and got

[AngeloPD]

his DV8 HRR

[Keithalw]

that AngeloPD gave

[AngeloPD]

when he got

[Keithalw]

his prize money

[MisterSinister]

from winning the

[Keithalw]

tournament at the

[MisterSinister]

Bowling alley in

[Keithalw]

June of this

[got_a_300]

year and he

[Keithalw]

also won some

[MisterSinister]

fine chocolate coated

[The German Shepherd]

hard boiled eggs.

[Bizwan65]

made for tossing

[GeoLes]

With your head.

[GeoLes]

Ouch, that hurts.

[75lockwood]

Just then a

[MisterSinister]

day after he

[Keithalw]

broke his ankle

[MisterSinister]

and hurt his

[75lockwood]

bowling balls on

[Keithalw]

the lanes when

[MisterSinister]

he dropped his

[75lockwood]

6 ball roller

[Keithalw]

on his good

[Bizwan65]

Bowling shirt which

[Keithalw]

was way to

[got_a_300]

big and was

[Bizwan65]

designed to match

[got_a_300]

Wes Malott's size

[AngeloPD]

50 jeans that

[Keithalw]

were so awesome

[hehateme]

he couldn't contain

[75lockwood]

the shear excitment

[Keithalw]

of knowing that

[martinezsam2495]

losing weight would

[AngeloPD]

change his life

[ILike2Bowl]

And make him

[AngeloPD]

a millionaire since

[SouthpawTRK]

his previous endeavours

[MisterSinister]

made him lose

[AngeloPD]

couple of friends

[Bizwan65]

and enemies who

[Keithalw]

really didnt like

[MisterSinister]

the way he

[AngeloPD]

bowled against them

[75lockwood]

because he was

[MisterSinister]

drunk when he

[AngeloPD]

threw 8 strikes

[Bizwan65]

with 8 different

[AngeloPD]

identical dv8 balls

[Keithalw]

then in the

[MisterSinister]

league that night

[AngeloPD]

he forgot to

[Keithalw]

wear the lucky

[MisterSinister]

socks he bought

[Bizwan65]

off Pete Weber

[AngeloPD]

for $200/pair

[MisterSinister]

because PDW needed

[Keithalw]

raise money for

[AngeloPD]

breast cancer awareness

[Brother_jd]

because he loves

[AngeloPD]

to help people

[MisterSinister]

even though he's

[AngeloPD]

not very nice

[Brother_jd]

too small dogs

[MisterSinister]

because he once

[Bizwan65]

ate a poodle

[Brother_jd]

raw like sushi

[AngeloPD]

that tasted awful

[Keithalw]

more awful than

[Bizwan65]

Mike Tyson's boxers

[75lockwood]

Meanwhile in the

[AngeloPD]

bank, there was

[75lockwood]

bowling ball thief

[Keithalw]

taking this weeks

[AngeloPD]

marauder madness giveaway

[Keithalw]

so in a

[AngeloPD]

week, we will

[noeymc]

eat more pie

[75lockwood]

to honor this

[Keithalw]

three word story

[AngeloPD]

. Somewhere over the

[75lockwood]

cheese doodle there

[AngeloPD]

a man was

[75lockwood]

training to become

[got_a_300]

another Pete Weber

[75lockwood]

. Suddenly a giant

[got_a_300]

bowling ball came

[AngeloPD]

raining down on

[75lockwood]

Halloween, all of

[AngeloPD]

us got free

[75lockwood]

DV8 Nightmare Ball's

[AngeloPD]

from dv8 bowling

[Brother_jd]

But they got

[Bizwan65]

mistaken for cannon

[striker12]

balls and fired

[Keithalw]

them in the

[AngeloPD]

cabin where someone

[martinezsam2495]

saw a house

[AngeloPD]

full of spiders

[striker12]

but not any

[Keithalw]

spiders but rare

[Brother_jd]

flying spider monkeys

[martinezsam2495]

that had diseases

[75lockwood]

, if the monkeys

[AngeloPD]

are eating banana

[75lockwood]

's then they will

[martinezsam2495]

excrete yellow feces

[Bizwan65]

they flung at

[AngeloPD]

bizwan's dirty face. :)

[75lockwood]

Suddenly Bizwan started

[Bizwan65]

throwing his feces

[Brother_jd]

at his wife

[martinezsam2495]

who ate them

[AngeloPD]

with passion. she

[75lockwood]

now has super

[Brother_jd]

on the table

[AngeloPD]

with brother_jd along

[Brother_jd]

for the ride

[MisterSinister]

in his new

[AngeloPD]

bmw m3 coupe

[Brother_jd]

that got stolen

[got_a_300]

along with his

[75lockwood]

storm air freshener`s

[noeymc]

he got hammer

[AngeloPD]

and a nail

[noeymc]

and built a

[75lockwood]

arsenal, he would

[noeymc]

he never sleeps

[martinezsam2495]

because he wants

[Bizwan65]

to be like

[noeymc]

this guy noeymc


lol

[Brother_jd]

who can't really

[AngeloPD]

hit the pocket

[GeoLes]

see the doctor

[MisterSinister]

because his hand

[Brother_jd]

is comfortably resting

[noeymc]

on top of

[MisterSinister]

a sharp knife

[noeymc]

to cut his

[Brother_jd]

long curly hair

[noeymc]

so he can

[Brother_jd]

be like Mike

[noeymc]

cuz mike is

[MisterSinister]

the iceman because

[noeymc]

hes cold blooded

[Brother_jd]

and eats babies

[noeymc]

also kills puppies

[MisterSinister]

because his heart

[noeymc]

is made of

[75lockwood]

hate. he could

[Brother_jd]

make santa cry

[got_a_300]

but santa said

[75lockwood]

I am michael!

[MisterSinister]

then Santa went

[Brother_jd]

to Death Valley

[75lockwood]

with the dude

[got_a_300]

and they went

[75lockwood]

on tv for

[MisterSinister]

the xmas special

[75lockwood]

of barbershop bowling!

[noeymc]

that 75 won

[75lockwood]

he shaved both

[noeymc]

his legs and

lool

[75lockwood]

threw noeymc of

-_-

[Brother_jd]

the best ever

[noeymc]

bowling game of

[got_a_300]

the last decade

[noeymc]

only to lose

[AngeloPD]

noey's magical hair

[noeymc]

to the evil

[75lockwood]

Wizard of bowling

[noeymc]

only for 75lockwood

[AngeloPD]

would work the

[noeymc]

local mcdonalds grill

lol

[AZBowla's Girl]

keeping it fresh

[noeymc]

spiting in cops

[AZBowla's Girl]

burgers with cheese

[noeymc]

cuz he thought

[75lockwood]

It was noeymc's

[noeymc]

and he hated

[75lockwood]

that son of

[Brother_jd]

a small butterfly

[75lockwood]

shaped monkey toad

[noeymc]

umpa lumpa looking

[75lockwood]

Bumper bowler! Suddenly

[noeymc]

he ran for

[75lockwood]

the door, he

[noeymc]

had to go

[75lockwood]

to the bowling

[noeymc]

ally to bowl

[75lockwood]

for his life!

(dun dun dun)

[noeymc]

because the evil

[75lockwood]

DR.ICEMAN had stolen

[noeymc]

his DV8 collation

[Brother_jd]

for Billf's daughter

[noeymc]

so she could

[Brother_jd]

finally beat dad

[75lockwood]

finally beat dad

Blindfolded. JUST THEN

(Apparently she kicks Daddy Bill's butt) :o

[noeymc]

there was a

[75lockwood]

Huge cheer as

[noeymc]

noeymc walked thur

[75lockwood]

the booby trapped

[noeymc]

looking for DV8