I have to admit, the +40 pins in average that I'd get bowling in Missouri....would be nice...
..but then I'd have to live in Missouri....not so nice.
A motion for Aslan to move to The Kansas City Missouri area
Do I have any seconds!!
Lots of opportunities in the metro area...Sprint Campus,,, ( I helped build that huge complex )
You might even find me open to coaching, and having you on one of my HIGH Handicap teams
Lots of Really Sweet good looking Farm girls on the outskirts of the metro area
League bowling is the number one sport in the Kansas city area
Single girls blind college not far form the Lights out bowling lanes, where every night its ninja bowling using your feel, smell, and touch!
Kansas City is a Great Place to live, if your single, or without woman!
millions of loft style units just waiting for bowlers from out of town!
The Wood Lanes of Plattsburg Missouri, with its old school overhead scoring! In other words you have to be able to bowl, and keep score yourself.
Good for math skills, and learning how to keep score. The Wood lanes that TEST the abilities, of even the most skilled synthetic bowler! The place where REAL Men, and women Bowl! (just 30 miles outside of downtown Kansas city Missouri)
JUST a few of the good reasons you should consider My, Kind of Town,,, Kansas City Missouri! (not Kansas city Kansas)
DO I HAVE A SECOND ON ASLAN moving to Kansas City,,, Two Gods living in the same City and State!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 04-29-2017 at 02:38 AM.
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
I have to admit, the +40 pins in average that I'd get bowling in Missouri....would be nice...
..but then I'd have to live in Missouri....not so nice.
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Ball Speed: 14.5mph; Rev. Rate: 240rpm || High Game (sanc.) = 300 (268); High Series (sanc.) = 725 (720); Clean Games: 187
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I'm sure the people of Missouri would love to have you ! (live someplace else)Originally Posted by Aslan
I have to admit, the +40 pins in average that I'd get bowling in Missouri....would be nice...
..but then I'd have to live in Missouri....not so nice.
Where do you get the +40 pins, come out and shoot some games, and then see where you end up. I realize you live under the impression that everyone that bowls anyplace you don't has their average boosted tremendously by "easy" lane conditions, but 40 plus pins, now you're dreaming........Perhaps you mean with extensive coaching from the Iceman that you could learn to be a better bowler and gain 40 pins over where you are now, now that might be possible ! lol
You do realize the people telling you that they bowl 12 frames in Missouri were just pulling your leg.
Last edited by Tony; 04-29-2017 at 01:49 PM.
Seriously though, 40 pins? If all it takes is a move to another house to average 40 pins higher, there's definitely something wrong with your game
- Current Arsenal: Storm Timeless, Storm Phaze II, Storm Pitch Black, Storm Drive, Rotogrip Hot Cell, Rotogrip Show Off, DV8 Turmoil Pearl
- High Game: 300 (3 11 in a row) / High Series: 799
- Current Average: 202 / PAP: 5" over, 1/8" up
- Rev Rate: 425rpm / 2-Hands
After reading it over again, maybe he figures after they see him bowl, they will be spotting him 40 pins to make it an even bet ?Maybe Ice already agreed to spot him 40 pins in a different thread for the rematch on the wood lanes in Po-dunk.
Years ago I bowled in or around KC. South side. Stayed with relatives for a week in Raymore while attending USBC convention.
Also had some barbecue to die for. A little mom and pop place on the west side kind of our of town.
I just have a hard time taking a 170 average bowler serious when they talk about bowling anything scratch lol. It's been awhile since I've bowled on wood lanes, but I'm sure I could figure it out. After all, my 2-handed style gives me an advantage
- Current Arsenal: Storm Timeless, Storm Phaze II, Storm Pitch Black, Storm Drive, Rotogrip Hot Cell, Rotogrip Show Off, DV8 Turmoil Pearl
- High Game: 300 (3 11 in a row) / High Series: 799
- Current Average: 202 / PAP: 5" over, 1/8" up
- Rev Rate: 425rpm / 2-Hands
Still want him up in Milwaukee. Good food, the biggest music festival on the planet, and a crapload of good houses.
Old guy with power (15.5-16; 325). Current arsenal--Storm Summit, RotoGrip Idol Helios, Storm Phaze III, Storm SureLock (retired), Storm IQ Tour Nano and Motiv Rebel tank (spare/dry). High sanctioned game - 300 (5). High sanctioned series - 856. A.V. 300-s - 8. Longest string - 25.
2024/2025 YTD highs--High game-288; high series-736
Hey Iceman is not going to fight over Aslan!!! I just know that Kansas City has it all,,,,,,,, and hands down best barbecue on planet earth! More single chicks then any
other State! EASY Score Bowling lanes! (that's in regards to bowling Aslan, not picking up chicks) I would think, having meet you that it just might be the place where you
find that special love of your life..... I am able to see into the future, and I can picture the one that you will be spending the rest of your life with! I might just add it to this post, if you really want to see her!
Missouri,,, land of bowling lanes and love! If you look REAL close you see your future! Missouri, land of single lonely women bowlers!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 05-03-2017 at 12:19 AM.
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
Maybe we should make it a poll
Should Aslan be banished to KC or MIL ?
Should he agree, we can make it an official poll and decide what State gets to add him to their list.
Before we start the poll does anyone else want to throw their name in the bowling bag ?
(Note: No need to respond if you don't want to be in the running )
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