3 Word Story

[CMoore]

Crash. Crash is

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about to bite

[The Mayor]

an unsuspecting old

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bowling supplier employee

[CMoore]

who only has

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one year to

[CMoore]

get a 900

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before fate kills

[Trex]

The Pinsetter Mechanic

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who gets eletrocuted

[Trex]

because by accident

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he cut wires

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that connected to

[The Mayor]

the oil machine

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making him slip

[CMoore]

where he ended

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up on his

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back. Leaving him

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dazed, he dialed

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on his iPhone

[Trex]

help he said

[The Mayor]

I've fallen and

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cant get up.

[Trex]

end of story. ...LOL

[CMoore]

1st story Part

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2 starts now

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One day in

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Indiana, Charlie Weis

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told his team

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to win one

[CMoore]

for Edward Sorin.

[The Mayor]

Unfortunately, they sucked.

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Meanwhile, his wife

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was working at

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Walmart when she

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saw her cousin

[The Mayor]

stealing some condoms

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She approached him

[The Mayor]

, "Hey cuz, are..

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you coming over

[The Mayor]

we're from Alabama

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and we voted

[The Mayor]

to allow cousins

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to steal from

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the family stock

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without going to

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the store downtown.

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Meanwhile, their dog

[The Mayor]

dug a hole

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in their flower

[The Mayor]

bed to find

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a long lost

[The Mayor]

portal to Atlantis.

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Pacificis felt slighted,

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when he found

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that the portal

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was a fake.

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He remained unmarried,

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Buying 100 bowlingballs.

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"Better single than

[The Mayor]

without any balls."

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Afterward the eunich

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went for pizza

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and ice cold

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beer and a

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jerky treat for

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his dog pete

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His horse Ed

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said one day

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, "Hello, Wilbur, are

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you hungry yet?

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Their neighbor Daffy

[The Mayor]

fed tuna casserole

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from a blender

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into it's belly

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the horse then

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said I'm full

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and fell dead

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and I laughed

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until I barfed

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then I ran

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to get help

[The Mayor]

from a witch

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burning at the

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BBQ Grill Cooking

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roasted Harry Potter

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and tater tots

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"Yum, yum," said

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Shrek the ogre

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as he ate.

[The Mayor]

Then a fart

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explosively escaped from

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the donkey colon

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because "colon blow"

[The Mayor]

was the name

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of his cereal

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made my kelloggs

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in Battle Creek

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Headquarters Cereal City

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. His cousin Vinny,

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who worked there

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at the Apollo,

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which is my

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name back when

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I was a

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Mythical God who

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Invented Bowling Balls

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to throw down

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at some Pins.

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for a strike.

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Driving his Camaro,

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or his TransAm

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Very Fast when....

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The cops chased....

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the wrong car...

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and lost him

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and ran into

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a brick wall

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exploding into a

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flash of orange.

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blue hot flames

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. The meat wagon

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showed up then

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and scraped the

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body off of

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the ground when

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a lightening bolt

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struck the wagon

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instant BBQ Meat


LOL

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they then sold

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for a huge

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profit, so they

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could afford to

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buy bowling balls

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was over $900

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then opened Proshop

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and sold Revolvers

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and got rich

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Spending their money

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like it grew

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on a tree,

[The Mayor]

Bill Gates who?

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My school reunion

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My Bowling Center

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and my computer

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inspired Bill Gates

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to get rich

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and it worked

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Gates Bowling Center

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Hired Comfortably Numb

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to mop floors

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and oil lanes

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and clean toilets

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and fix Pinsetters

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and sell food

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to hungry people

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and sell booze

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to thirsty people

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who overdrink and

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throw gutter balls

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and break pinsetters

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and bowling balls

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. Meanwhile, T-Rex bought

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some bubble gum

[Stormed1]

it w strawberry

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and orange mango

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Spitting it out

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T-Rex walked over

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and licked a

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large green toad

[The Mayor]

and it turned

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into Anjolina Jolie.

[The Mayor]

He felt something

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stabbing his back

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breast were pointed

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in his back

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she held him

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with beautiful eyes

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it was amazing.

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then he awoke

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just a dream

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as he sighed

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then he ran

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to talk about

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bowling but then

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could not think

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what to say

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so he sat

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with cold beer

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and passed out.

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Then went Bowling

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and had fun.

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meanwhile you win

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which is good

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your average will

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Rise above the

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highest game average

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and shatter the

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previous record bowled

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and break 900!

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with 914 LOL

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Like I did

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Awaking from my

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wishful thinking and

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my daydreaming ways

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wake up bowler

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and go bowling!!

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I have already :)

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started to think

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about bowling Saturday

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and what I

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need to do

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to get my

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12th 300 game!

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That's a huge

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number of perfect

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scores. Tomorrow I'll

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sleep until noon

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so that I

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can bowl till

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dawn then rest

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for a minute

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then bowl again

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until I'm broke.

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After I'm broke

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I'll bowl free

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until I have

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an arrest warrant

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for obsessive drinking.

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Rotting in jail,

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bowling on PC

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and making licenseplates,

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For PBA Bowlers

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to bolt on

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there muscle cars

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and golf carts

[The Mayor]

while driving to

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Whiskey Basin Concerts

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and bowling events

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to drink beer

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on the beach

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with sandals on

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drinking a beer

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they had fun

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in the sun

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Then went home

[The Mayor]

and drank some

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Nice hot coffee

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that was spiked

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with real Cinnamon