3 Word Story

[GoKidd]

and Ben Gay

[Trex]

in coffee?? yuck!

[HunterRunsIt]

exclaimed the individual!

[Trex]

In the UFO.

[StormGirl]

He then started

[Trex]

laughing out loud

[extraacount]

and then he

[bdpeters]

went to the

[The Mayor]

Rockefeller Center plaza

[StormGirl]

to quietly look

[Bizwan65]

for Al Roker

[bdpeters]

but he was

[The Mayor]

eating a rib

[Bizwan65]

in the alley

[tumblebug1949]

when the dog

[littlelegs]

grabbed his ball

[tumblebug1949]

and surprised everyone

[got_a_300]

with the strike

[extraacount]

in his last

[martinezsam2495]

frame then I

[got_a_300]

went to the

[martinezsam2495]

candy shop and

[billf]

stole some licorice

[martinezsam2495]

and it was

[Florida Bowler]

a big mistake

[got_a_300]

because the guy

[Florida Bowler]

had a gun

[got_a_300]

and also had

[Florida Bowler]

a grip on

[billf]

the door lock

[Florida Bowler]

I was in

[The German Shepherd]

big trouble mister.

[billf]

So I thought

[got_a_300]

I'd make a

[Bizwan65]

a ball change

[got_a_300]

but I didn't

[Florida Bowler]

make the right

[billf]

stance adjustment needed

[striker12]

then i slipped

[Florida Bowler]

and tore my

[Bizwan65]

pants in half

[got_a_300]

pants right in

[striker12]

the proshop looking

[RoccoRock]

for a new

[billf]

pair of pants

[Florida Bowler]

that were not

[billf]

ripped in the

[got_a_300]

back and the

[Florida Bowler]

the pockets could

[got_a_300]

hold at least

[RoccoRock]

16 of the

[got_a_300]

miniature bowling balls

[RoccoRock]

that he uses

[Florida Bowler]

on all of

[RoccoRock]

his wifes favorite

[got_a_300]

lanes at the

[floridanative772]

local bowling lanes

[billf]

were made of

[floridanative772]

Antique exotic wood

[billf]

from the country

[serial bowl]

of Brazil, and

[floridanative772]

they were really

[serial bowl]

oily, but my

[floridanative772]

only reason for

[serial bowl]

not throwing a

[got_a_300]

new Roto Grip

[striker12]

berserk in my

[billf]

new bowling bag

[floridanative772]

was because Bill

[serial bowl]

said that DV8

[billf]

had stole it ;)

[serial bowl]

and they want

[eugene02]

compensation for it

[serial bowl]

This reminds me

[got_a_300]

of the days

[floridanative772]

That I would

[AngeloPD]

be bowling untill

[floridanative772]

the middle of

[got_a_300]

the night and

[serial bowl]

the ball return

[AngeloPD]

of the Jedi

[serial bowl]

recovered all the

[AngeloPD]

ball in the

[serial bowl]

thieves bedroom closet.

[got_a_300]

but when they

[AngeloPD]

saw the police

[Fatal]

taking a ****

[AngeloPD]

on the side

[Fatal]

of a bridge

[AngeloPD]

with a woman

[Fatal]

and her baby

[AngeloPD]

doing the dougie

[got_a_300]

dance they started

[AngeloPD]

a couple hours

[floridanative772]

before the baby

[got_a_300]

started to get

[AngeloPD]

hungry because they

[MisterSinister]

forgot to feed

[martinezsam2495]

her since last

[AngeloPD]

week of december

[75lockwood]

Meanwhile in the

[got_a_300]

middle of the

[AngeloPD]

deep blue sea

[kurowah]

-colored plastic bag

[75lockwood]

there was a

[AngeloPD]

hole as big

[75lockwood]

as Gerrard's ego

[AngeloPD]

but then, he

[got_a_300]

lost to belmo

[AngeloPD]

and started to

[kurowah]

post in forums

[AngeloPD]

to troll us

[itstyler]

but we were

[Keithalw]

expecting him already

[floridanative772]

To be a

[AngeloPD]

cry baby because

[75lockwood]

he has no

[got_a_300]

class and doesn't

[itstyler]

understand that he

[75lockwood]

can't bowl for

[itstyler]

money without his

[The German Shepherd]

Momma there to

[AngeloPD]

pay his fees

[75lockwood]

. Yes its true

[AngeloPD]

or false and

[Keithalw]

his mom was

[75lockwood]

a better bowler

[floridanative772]

than pete weber

[got_a_300]

but she couldn't

[AngeloPD]

walk now because

[martinezsam2495]

she had a

[AngeloPD]

epileptic seizure while

[panbanger]

knitting a sweater

[75lockwood]

in preparation for

[itstyler]

dinner that night

[panbanger]

at the Annual

[AngeloPD]

Primetime Emmy Awards

[martinezsam2495]

which was famous

[AngeloPD]

because breaking bad (breaking bad is a tv show)

[Keithalw]

was going to

[75lockwood]

get canceled that

[itstyler]

month because it

[martinezsam2495]

sucked major donkey

[AngeloPD]

. Once Upon a

[75lockwood]

time, The End.

[itstyler]

Then the story

[AngeloPD]

of my life

[Keithalw]

was just beginning

[AngeloPD]

to take shape

[Keithalw]

all of a sudden

[AngeloPD]

a wild buffalo

[Keithalw]

busted in the

[AngeloPD]

corner of the

[Keithalw]

the police stations

[AngeloPD]

where people usually

[itstyler]

go to jail

[AngeloPD]

because they are

[Keithalw]

doing things they

[itstyler]

they shouldn't be

[Keithalw]

like stealing a

[itstyler]

a car from

[Keithalw]

a dude at

[itstyler]

Carl's Car Collection

[Keithalw]

who happens to

[AngeloPD]

be a cop

[75lockwood]

Suddenly out of

[AngeloPD]

the blue, a

[75lockwood]

giant ship darkened

[got_a_300]

the sky and

[AngeloPD]

turned everyone into

[Keithalw]

cartoon characters from

[AngeloPD]

the looney tunes

[75lockwood]

. trapped forever, there

[AngeloPD]

were a couple

[75lockwood]

of stormtroopers guarding

[AngeloPD]

a base because

[75lockwood]

it held the

[AngeloPD]

the most powerful

[75lockwood]

object in the

[AngeloPD]

whole entire world

[75lockwood]

, if unleashed it

[AngeloPD]

would kill millions

[Demoman]

Of hungry aliens

[75lockwood]

. So the Jedi

[AngeloPD]

fought with his

[Keithalw]

red light saber

[AngeloPD]

but suddenly, a

[Fatal]

Big Black Man

[AngeloPD]

broke the Jedi's

[Keithalw]

truck window with

[AngeloPD]

a big hammer

[Demoman]

Taboo series ball

[Keithalw]

which he used

[MisterSinister]

when he went

[AngeloPD]

to the alley

[striker12]

and tryed his

[AngeloPD]

new ball that

[striker12]

i just got

[Keithalw]

to destroy the

[striker12]

pins all day

[AngeloPD]

everyday till dawn

[Keithalw]

less I get

[MisterSinister]

a call from

[Tampabaybob]

the lottery headquarters

[AngeloPD]

because i just

[Keithalw]

won alot of

[AngeloPD]

monopoly money and

[Keithalw]

possibly some tacos

[AngeloPD]

that ten babies

[75lockwood]

would use to

[AngeloPD]

escape from their

[75lockwood]

volcano top prison.

[Demoman]

Then exhausted from

[75lockwood]

the long journey

[AngeloPD]

something awaits them

[hehateme]

Concealed in darkness

[panbanger]

and quite flatulent

[Keithalw]

noone wanted to

[75lockwood]

deal with the

[AngeloPD]

situation and started

[Keithalw]

to thinking of

[AngeloPD]

ways to evade

[Demoman]

Pain and suffering

[AngeloPD]

due to the

[Keithalw]

bad guys that

[MisterSinister]

stole 17 of

[AngeloPD]

expensive antique from

[Keithalw]

joes shop outside

[AngeloPD]

the company storage

[Keithalw]

on third street

[bowl1820]

just as the

[AngeloPD]

by the river

Edit: i probably didnt see the next page when i posteed this! lol!!

[75lockwood]

3 word story
(*Note* going to skip angelo's post due to it making no sense lol)

[AngeloPD]

thread getting longer

[bowl1820]

then we saw

[Keithalw]

what I call

[bowl1820]

the last thing

[AngeloPD]

that ever lived

[Keithalw]

in the dark

[billf]

under a bridge

[AngeloPD]

where i used

[Keithalw]

go to hang

[bowl1820]

my new painting

[Keithalw]

that was so

[billf]

ugly and expensive

[bowl1820]

but strangely compelling

[AngeloPD]

to the eyes

[Doghouse Reilly]

which began weeping

[Bizwan65]

while my guitar

[got_a_300]

gently began to